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Go to the docks and meet the fisherman's son, but stow the hat, probably won't fly with those folk.This sounds like a plan, and more likely to beat Option Suicide than any other.
Sounds like a plan.Let the carpenter, Vulgaras and his fellow goblin improve the hood as Lincoln said.Spoiler: Assigned jobs (click to show/hide)
Let Monty carve an idol of the god of death into his tree.
Hmm. I might get one of the Charisma Ioun stones instead. Will that stack with my cloak?No. They're both Enhancement bonuses IIRC.
I did not know there was a tidal wave, although I suppose dropping a continent ~75 feet did that.Well, that depends. Did you collapse the whole continent or just the interior?
So what? You're gods. You have Mighty Acts; why do you not fix the problem instead of blaming me for it when you can hold me accountable after the world is saved?They didn't think of it until after people had gone past it?
And I gave Udil quite a lot - a home, technologies, protection from the ravages of the world ... admittedly I'm rather biased, but it seems to me that (IC) Udil is insatiable. Gratitude means nothing to him, nor does fellowship or peace.Same here, except Neyravah's dead and Their legacy almost gone.
IC, of course.
I ECHO THIS SENTIMENT!OVERGOD WHYYYYYY! You ascend Udil but not the peaceful seaspawn and then you destroy my greatest chance of ascending without bloodshed on my own?!? Do I have to start going around slaughtering entire populations and murdering gods to get some freakin respect?!?!Just realized IC, Traurig probably doesn't know about the spire. I really want to use it though.You mean the spire that got trashed by the Overgod?
Edit: Ninja'd I see... Never mind that rant, haha. Anyway, I just want the tower to ascend along with GWG. That and I want to create my first species with it (a species that progresses evolution because I want to be a god of evolution) Anyway after that I'll leave it alone and not abuse the power.I'd like...something similar, too. I've a plan which few would expect because I refuse to tell.
Actually, there was a small hostility between Vanida and Corvus. It was one-sided.Wasn't that limited to words?
Double Edit: UR, from an OOC perspective I would think you would be a bit appreciative that my character is trying to ascend peacefully instead of killing a god.But it's so...atypical! Everyone's supposed to be a horrible person if they don't want to be slain or exiled. Peaceful wallflowers are trampled.
I'm just waiting to get in as the Younger God of Battle; personally fight some wars, slay beasts using an avatar, and duel some ascendants; because that would make some interesting History!How would that be different than what we have now?
I suggest we kill them. Kill them all. Nobody to kill us after we've killed everyone that's left. Simple logic.Well, that's impossible, and unethical, and stupid, so forget the notion.
((They have genders because they need to breed. Anyways I asked for gender, too, so tell me.))Most plants, if not all, are hermaphrodites. Of course, since I noticed this is evidently a DF mod, your hands are tied...femaler.
set wand to next random symbol, point at floor 6 feet ahead, yell cornVikus sets his wand to φ and [8+1] nothing happens.
Point the wand at the ground.[6+1+3,20+3] A bunch of weird things are summoned. They look almost like chunks of firewood made of flesh. They have some weird stuff, though, like the fact that they are slowly floating up and drifting about. One brushes against you, healing your wounds some. Whatever they are, they seem to like you. Excellent...
"SANDWICH!"
I hope this is a word of power or something
(name the badger Mark if boy, Amy if girl. Name badger's race Sugar badgers)Clair wanders the rooms, trailed by the sugar badger. She enters a room with an iron sarcophagus.
Search for something to kill(that not Mark/Amy)
Record the spell for the bird-ant. Laugh maniacally and force the dog and bird-ant to fight to the death while I try to kill the dog. Try to get my other creation into the fight as well, weak as is.The spell is recorded but needs to be named.
Will the cape not to hurt me and put it on. Then, change both wands to another setting that I haven't tried yet and say that word again.It does not harm Jane as she dons it. Has she tried the ⌂ setting? Now she has, and she gets [1+3+6,5+2+6] a chunk of translucent crystal covered in damp dust. Sparks of sizzling electricity leap from its surface. Neat.
Dear Urist, Urist & Urist, AKA: The Pirate Mason JuntaDear Urist McKiwi,
As you well know, construction on the Mk.1 "Kill the World" device has been held up while you construct floodgates. What you *should* know is that your continued insistence on traveling across the entire fort to get to our non-magma-safe stone is resulting in my seriously considering building the Mk.1 in such a way that it cannot be turned off. Unless you would like this to eventuate, please look to the small mountain of basalt and granite next to your workshops. It's been there for half a year now, you must have noticed it.
Dear retired werebeast adventurersDear Hugo Luman,
For the love of all that is earthy, please stop migrating to my fortress!
to the engravers guild: re: recent engravingsDear enzier,
after looking over your area, your engravings are thus:
a: your lunch (about 45%)
b: the foundation of this fortress (about 10%)
c: defiyi onslaughtlion(elf) taming bobcats(year 39) (about 40%)
d: other non-history (about 5%)
really? this one elf? is that all the worlds history?
it's the year 204, the third year of this fort, surely something other then this one elf(taming bobcats) has mattered in the history of our world?
to Urist McSpearDwarf: Re: unhappy to be releaved of dutyDear Overseer,
you were sent down to the caverns, with two others, to get rid of the troglodytes interrupting our operators there
you preformed admirably, and dispatched them without injury, and then, as you finished your task:
you were unhappy, complainging about being releaved of duty.
even after many months and other tasks, you keep complaining about this
you are hereby being isolated, as the rest of us worry about your growing despair with occationally running out of things to kill
Dear Miners:Dear Niccolo,
I would take it as a kindness if you would live through your first year here. We all need to work together if we want to pierce this aquifer.
Sincerely,
Niccolo
Dear Urist McVampire,Dear UHQ:
Stop going exclusively for my Legendary military dwarves.
Regards,
U.R.I.S.T. HQ
(from masterwork df)Dear Overseer,
Dear migrant fishery worker
If you had arrived in different circumstances, I assure you you would have been sent unarmored against the packs of giant rats in the caverns. I must also assume you noticed the large crowd of mutilated corpse corpse corpse's around our fortress. I congratulate you for encountering and detecting the necromancer.
I admit to curiosity as to how you brought a prototype swordgolem as a pet, but I cannot complain as to the results.
Congradulations, commander of the Geared watch. Your mithril sword is down the hall.
Your grateful overseer.
Dear Demonblood 1,What mod is that, anyways?
Thank you for testing out the thrownaxes. It is, however, unfortunate that you were slain trying to finish off a wounded Iloial. Those plant people are tough, aren't they? Anyway, we've hired a new test subject. Demonblood 2 has been testing the lever-action rifle, using the silver .40-75 Gov't cartridges we supplied. We're thinking about including the .40-75 bit with the rifle's name for convenience.
Sincerely, Psychohorn Weapons Manufacturing.
Dear Urist McMilitia:Mystery solved. All worn items degrade in refuse stockpiles, to help clean up worn clothing faster.
How in the blood soaked elvish hell did you manage to damage your boots? some of them are xbootsx. Why were you storing them in a refuse stockpile? When were you storing them in a refuse stockpile? or were you idiots playing in the hot hot heat of the volcanic anomalies (Places where temp didn't update properly after the volcano was drained). Pleas report to Urist McArmorsmith for a new set of boots.
It appears there are actually 3 reclaimable forts.My bad, sorry. I'll edit the OP to correct that error.
No sure if this is a spoilerAren't there seven little holes to that with little dwarf corpses in them?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and many islands with one giant continent?How would you do that?
Oh, right. For some reason I thought that didn't do that much damage.Game I - Round 1: First BlowsHere, first round when Henry shot at you.
(Dynamic won out.)
Sir Henry lines up a Glasscannon shot against !ku im La!ee. (4+2+1 vs. 5) It's a very good shot and ends up tearing straight through the Kogan's chest. (-7 HP) Sir Henry puts down the barrel of his smoking weapon and makes sure to avoid anyone else until he's reloaded.
DEVOUR THE LOGGERS.[6v2] Indigestion!
Fly back to the respawn point.You'll be there in a turn.
Find transport to get to base."Hello? Hello?"
Use the feathersword to kill myself.[3+1] Respawn?
Look around for objects of use. And gain an inventory.[5] You find a dead chicken, a dead fire, and a sword made of feathers.
Murder everyone.You can't reach everyone. Pick a target.
EAT SELF.[4] You eat your hair and a chunk of skin on your abdomen, exposing your organs.
Respawn as a guy who is a master at fighting and reprogramming kill bots. Then proceed to beat down a kill bot and reprogram it into a build bot.[3] You know Green-Belt-Level Tai Know Do and C++. [4-1v4+1] Ouch! Punching metal hurts, you shouldn't do that. Oh, being punched by metal isn't pleasant either.
