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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 26, 2013, 10:19:09 pm

Quote from: javierpwn on February 26, 2013, 10:06:53 pm

but I like Ben Stiller movies!
We can discuss this once you are alive! But my answer currently would be yes!

I'm also interested in a creche of sorts to help defend my "children" if/when I respawn as a god, but I don't want Jbg watching them...

No. You don't get to be in the neighborhood watch. Dark Gods only.

That's moralist!

Vanida is very irresponsible. I'm torn between getting the Seaspawn to kill her, freeing her serpent children so they can kill her, or kill her myself.

Why not all three?

The cats eyes are similar to the eye of the octopus right before it attacked... the cat is two octopus disguised as a cat!!! RUN AWAY.

Everyone knows octopi have two eyes!

Anyways...why does no one want to actually go to some alchemy classes?

"Ugh... what the hell did I just drink.... Whatever... I found some interesting stuff to test. In the end maybe I'll be able to drain the blood of my victims. Ah such an interesting prospect! Though... be best to get away this room i think. I don't want people interrupt me before I can easily kill them."
Pick up the pocketwatch, quill, leather journal, Amulet of Venificus, The Soul Striker, and Dwarven Glove. Then head for room 4.

You do so. The room has a glass tablet in it.

See how well the little glass person can move around in his own, if he is fairly mobile, take off one of my shoes and ask him to try and lift it.  If they are decently strong for their size continue freeing them from the wooden wheel and get the freed ones to help me remove the rest.
I shall have an army of glass pickpockets and tiny soldiers against my enemies.  Now to just try making a still larger one!

The little guy is a bit unsteady, but can move on its own. [2+1] Between the two of you, you free two others.

I head back to room 2, pick up a rock (or any debris, really) and throw it at a slime.

You head back, grab the basalt chunk, and [6-1+1] hurl the rock directly at the opposing wall, where it ricochets through a slime and into your head! [3+2] You are unaffected.

Switch Arrow Sword with Grass Sword.
Wait for pool to top off.

Waiting, waiting, o'er the bounding main...

Draw dagger and slash my way out.

[2+1+1] Drawing your dagger, you use it to escape the foul ooze!

Ascertain what the fluid is, and take an appropriate action

The fluid which left you? Hard to tell, but you don't seem to be losing any.

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The remaining oozes regain their concentration. One attacks Sirius, one slithers towards Chauncey, and one moves to slam the mysterious stranger.
The one intent on re-eating Sirius [6+1v4+1] does so, much to Sirius's dismay.
The one slithering for Chauncey gets close.
The one wanting to strike the stranger doesn't get there before he utters another spell, "En." [2+2,3+2] Several staves fly from the wand and strike the slime, [4+1] doing little to dissuade it. [3+1v5+1] The stranger evades the slime's gooey grasp, however. Lucky him.

It was scapheap's idea, not mine. But basically, they attack with cards. Somehow.

The crystals cause magical effects other than just superpowers.

Living things do not bear a resemblance to the Creators.

Elves are not nigh-unkillable. They are, however, half-alive tree-people.

The undead "continent" is Southeast Asia and Indonesia.

Canada and Russia are in a (sorry) cold war with each other and a mysterious group called the Black Paw.

Australia fights off periodic undead invasions.

The UK was struck by an unusually large fragment of crystal meteorite, which is slowly turning the Brittish Isles into a weird combination of Arthurian England and various Brittish stereotypes.

Africa has become a battlefield for various warlords and supervillains and what-have-you. Only the strongest states remain intact.

South America has become overrun with various strange creatures from the meteorite-affected and rapidly expanding Amazon Rainforest, the edges of which are logged at great risk and profit.

The technical term for people affected by the crystal meteorites (or otherwise made abnormal) is parahumans, but many people call them cryses (sing. crys)

North America other than Canada was affected relatively little by the direct effects of the crystal meteorite, so the United States has become a "no-man's-land" among various parahuman factions.

The phygs are planning to bombard Earth with more crystal meteorites.

The next bombardment will affect North America unusually strongly.

That's enough for this round.

What? -2? What?

That would be half from the tool and half from trying to cut a very tough crystal.

Die.

[3] You catch the flu.

What!? I spawned them to make the kill bots o.O Ah whatever..... beat down a kill bot and turn it into a build bot!

[2-2v1+1] The killbots are still powering back up, but they manage to weather your assault and return with fury.

I think Vorthon and Xantalos may have the right Idea.

...

I am human correct? Sacrifice body, spawn Statue of a terrifying god.

[6] You sacrifice yourself painfully and slowly.
To be more exact, you start to do so.

Go on killing spree!

[3] You kick someone.

Actually, chickens are delicious.

Roast myself.

[4-1] You find some embers. They're pleasantly warm.

spawn as the item spawning thing

Nah, I don't want to give out power like that again.

Respawn as eagle.

Sure thing.

see what mechs there are then make base liveable again.

[6] There's one rampaging through base! [5] You dodge out of the way and get kicked in the head!

Spread my spawn, cover the world in forests.

[6] The area is covered by trees, which attract loggers.

Spawn as a fire magi.
Examine surroundings.

Not a chance.
You are in a forest. There are two craters and a hole nearby; the larger crater is barren of trees, while the hole looks deep.

Mostly, I need backstory and perhaps a bit more gear.

Heh, and here I was about to suggest subsidizing the prices of brick so as to allow the citizens to rebuild their homes out of brick/build homes out of brick.

That could work, too!

-Name the spiny creatures Bristlebacks.
-Have the hunters hunt bristlebacks, one scaring them into the waiting weapons of the others.
-Have the idle goblin improve the hat pen.