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The Cult of the Wanderer is actually pretty pacifist. It only fought two wars, both for unification of the continent, and apart from that its laws encourage fair judgment of criminals, limitation and punishment of undeserved violence, and punishment of officials abusing of their powers. It abolished slavery and sacrifices, something which the Red Woman most certainly did not do, and the god of this cult has not demanded any particular obedience from its followers. It abolished barbarism and endless wars, and the regime is pretty enlightened for its time - emperor isn't a tyrant so far (and if he is, he will be replaced). All in all, Hadria is pretty much the best place to live on the planet, and all that thanks to one god.
Too bad you forgot to mention that, Ukrainian Ranger :P
Aside from amusement that fighting in two of the handful of wars that have happened in history, I agree.

I need to make a Minor Act Weapon, and empower it every turn!
*99 minor acts later!*
Do it. It sounds amusing.

I just started reading some of the past updates... wow GWG, almost everything nice you tried to do completely backfired on you.  That sucks.
Aye.

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Also I just realized Udil has a son.  I wonder if he would be fate touched.  GWG you should try and play as Udil's son, haha.
Ghaz: Can I?

Hands off from my family or dwarves. You guys need to learn how to curb your enthusiasm, otherwise Udil is happy to do it for you.
Quiet, young dwarf. Where would you be without Neyravah? Alone, fishing on some barren rock.
Kids these days.

but I like Ben Stiller movies! :-\
We can discuss this once you are alive! But my answer currently would be yes!
I'm also interested in a creche of sorts to help defend my "children" if/when I respawn as a god, but I don't want Jbg watching them...

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Arena Deus! (Pregame)
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:13:36 pm »
What, no credit for mine?
Missed it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Alamo
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:13:14 pm »
Aye. I might even start one.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Over The Top
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:12:53 pm »
Name: Johan Schmidt
Nationality: German

Action: Alter past, present, and future as indicated in last action. Shoot Brits with advanced weapons.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Revote!
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:07:56 pm »
Mythbusters Final Boss Teamup!
Blow up stuff.

You just want to be the final boss, don't you?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO CREATE A NON-MINIMALIST RTD
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:07:23 pm »
Oh, and:
players can upon death choose to respawn as the same character in a safe location, but take permanent stat penalties for doing so.
+1

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Revote!
« on: February 26, 2013, 10:01:18 pm »
I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Well, dang it.
My record is finally gone.
But I will rebuild it!
Damn it, Chrome, why did you crash, taking 2/3 of the turn with it and making me redo the turn on Firefox?
Early turn, record safe!
Almost-forgotten turn, record in jeopardy!
More or less on time.

Gain bonus
Ah, yes. That's worked so well for, say, Doomblade.
[5] You get a +2 bonus.

Attack the final boss
[5-106v2+100] You strengthen Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo; I assume that's what you meant? POLL TRIGGERED

Yay.... well time to follow the commands of my Voices.
Look for something more powerful then the explosives. Chuck that the giant hat guy! Once again aim for the hole.
[2] You find nothing of use. [4] You spit quite accurately into the hole.

Fail to get a +150 bonus.
Okay.

WAHAHA! FEAR THE WRATH OF A MAGICAL FAN GIRL!
Feed these metaphorical flames and recruit my golem's golem as well! Dungeon crawlers for the dungeon!
[3] "Do you offer dental?"
"...You're a golem."
"Irrelevant."

Fire the other one at Persus13.
[1] random.org must think you suck, you know that? You broke the other gun, too.

Make friends with the demonic magic girls again
[6+3v6+2+12+1] The demonic magic girls "make friends" with you. Friendship hurts.

CAST CONFUSION AGAIN
[6] You confuse yourself!

WAHAHA! FEAR THE WRATH OF A MAGICAL FAN GIRL!

Feed these metaphorical flames and recruit my golem's golem as well! Dungeon crawlers for the dungeon!
No! This is my dungeon! I do not want to incur UristMcBossGuy's wrath!
Summon hatlings inside the dungeon and have them stop that guy's action!

[1+2] You summon two Hatlings.

BOSS TURN:
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo [4+100v2] squashes superBLAST.
The research assistants [1v1+3] are contained by 239.
Terry [4+3v1] wrestles Spinal_Taper to death.
The World Golem reminds everyone that it is everyone's leader, and to therefore stop fighting.
Zoe Jackson [6] summons a candy monster! Somehow!
The Martians [4] finish their rock grinder!
The Mythbusters [1] explode something important.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: BOSS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Deaths (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Everyone Else (click to show/hide)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Survive the Island RTD
« on: February 26, 2013, 09:48:14 pm »
Head inland in search of a stream or spring.
Try to find a gourd or something else hollow and reasonably clean.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Arena Deus! (Pregame)
« on: February 26, 2013, 09:38:31 pm »
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My amazingly brilliant story developed after learning the finer points of writing during thousands upon thousands of hours studying in the American Educational System:
Do you mean "Despite"?
Hey, my curreNt learning under the AmericaN edicatonal system is the best! I know George Washington destroyed the Spanish at the battel of Gettysburg in the War of 1812!
Ah, yes. American self-deprecation. So funny if you ignore how true it often is.

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Isn't Lucky part of what's left of the alliance Arthur, Badassitude, and that other guy started at BB gunpoint? I'm next! Woohoo!
Nope. My first buddy was Unlucky. Arthur even attempted to kill me with his portals.
Oh, yeah! Fun times.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO CREATE A NON-MINIMALIST RTD
« on: February 26, 2013, 09:35:33 pm »
I call a spot!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Null
« on: February 26, 2013, 09:35:11 pm »
Why not?

THIS CANNOT GO WRONG

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Point out that I never signed that part of the form, and that anyways as of YAFB I run the Bay12 division of Aperture Science.

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That looks like a good, if general, plan.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Dungeon Quest: Roll For Fate - A Video RTD
« on: February 26, 2013, 09:23:13 pm »
((Woah. O_o

I am astounded. Despite minor grammar mistakes, its real nice!))
((I concur, it's quite nice. The errors just give it the authentic translated-jrpg feel. :)) ))
((Ahh, now that you mention it, it does seem muchly like that way. So many parodies, so many definitive situations XD))
That was my thought, too. Almost makes me not angry about being Ylycusis the Bule. (The murdering things with SCIENCE! is kinda funny, too, if not in my imagined characterization of Ylycusis.)

Anyways, sorry for delaying things.

"Hey, guys, wait up!"

Follow the party to the shop.

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