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I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Even if it ruins my REM sleep!

This is actually on time!

Well, dang it.
My record is finally gone.

But I will rebuild it!

Damn it, Chrome, why did you crash, taking 2/3 of the turn with it and making me redo the turn on Firefox?

Early turn, record safe!

Almost-forgotten turn, record in jeopardy!

What? Xantalos is evolving!
Congratulations! Xantalos has evolved into ... Smooth Criminal!
The Smooth Criminal enlists every NPC as a backup dancer!
The Smooth Criminal has sold several million albums!

[4] You are a smooth criminal. [1] You are pounded flat by the other Xantaloses.

"Voices.... I hate you. I'll learn not to hate you if you tell me how to stop being mush."
Try to move my new completely mushy body if which I should be dead but you didn't say that so I'm assuming I'm a living puddle of gore right now.

Yeah, you're alive. Technically.
[5] You become a shapeshifting oozy thingy.

Shoot Persus13 with the weapon.

[1v5-5] You hit Persus, causing nothing to happen. No effect on maluses. On the other hand, your gun breaks.

Bring the dead magic girls back to life.

[4+3] The dead magic girls are alive! They hate you because they're Demonic Magic Girls!

Have my golem that I created throw some people into me to tear up the boss from the inside.

[3] He throws a terrified Magical Girls Fan into Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo.

Empiricist, shoot me.
attack the boss

[1-106] You shoot so badly you miss everything in the universe!

Gain a +150 bonus.

[5-4] Your malus gets worse!

Enquire as to how I am both the heart and the stomach at the same town.
Escape using logic!

"You aren't in either. Now go take care of the dungeon. Look, someone just got thrown in."

BOSS TURN:
The Demonic Magical Girls [4+2+12+1v3+3] remind Sailor Baator of what the Power of Friendship can do. Painfully.
The Magical Girl Fan [5v2] beats up TopHat.
239 [2+3] ...What does an omnipotent little girl want, anyways? She summons a magical pony, I guess.
Shakespeare [4] writes a new masterpiece.
The research assistants [4v1+3] tackle 239.
The Martians [2] are missing parts needed to fix and finish their Large Hadron Rock Abrader.
Hamilton and Jefferson debate public policy. [3v6] Jefferson wins. The national government is weakened.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 09:58:52 pm

You did, but you can always just run back.

Oh, uh... I guess I'm in room 3 then and not 4/6?

You didn't specify, so yes.

Much more disturbing of an example? 231

Well, yes. Any Keter, really.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 09:51:50 pm

To me that seems incredibly stupid, likely to backfire, and will probably kill us all.
In other words, go for it.

The death of all personnel and destruction of the facility is often far preferable to letting what is inside outside. Nuclear detonation comes standard to most every site.

Indeed. The Foundation might be cold, but it puts humanity above itself.

In order to determine the result of an action, a separate d8 roll must be made to determine the intelligence of the action itself, then a d6 roll to determine the success of the action, then a d4 roll to determine how many parallel universes are created by the action.

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During combat, damage is only inflicted on the left leg. This sounds ineffective, but have you ever tripped or something on your left leg? That shit hurts.

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Any action ends with a roll of a d1. If you roll a 1 then something on the world explodes. Roll a d6 to see how big of an explosion.

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Quote from: Remuthra on February 25, 2013, 08:50:08 pm

In order to determine the result of an action, a separate d8 roll must be made to determine the intelligence of the action itself, then a d6 roll to determine the success of the action, then a d4 roll to determine how many parallel universes are created by the action.

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GM burnout, folks, GM burnout.

+1

I never had child workers!
Intentionally!

Actually, it is the full moon on Earth right now.

Anyways.

RE-FREAKING-SPAWN.

Roll around until I find someone
Kill and eat them

[1] You eat someone's leg. Yours.

Respawn as roc.

How about an eagle?

Grab my gun and shoot Xantalos. Failing that, whack HIM.

[4v4] He takes the slug to the abdomen.

Spawn as a really really lucky guy.

[6] You are really, really lucky. Not all luck is good.

Inspect chipped pieces, I don't need a big one at all. One that would fit the palm of my hand.

[4] You find a palm-sized chunk of hammer. Or maybe jack.

smash the door down.

[4-2] No such luck.

Become a tree. I'm in the ground, and I'm an elf. All I gotta do is concentrate. :v

[5] It works. Wait, what?

Here's how it works:
1. Wait for people to die.
2. Cast spells.
3. Did you survive the weird stuff? If so, goto 2 or 4. If not, goto 6.
4. Find trouble.
5. Goto 2.
6. Die. Let someone else in.