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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Puntastic Job!
« on: February 25, 2013, 08:28:16 pm »
I should have know you guys would come up with worse things.
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GWG, under my name.You are most certainly a Bay Watcher. And delusional.
Besides, GWG, You lost your argument due to abandoning your principles,When?
and without principles, what is logic?A way to figure out how the world works. And also undeniable when used properly and starting from agreed points.
Now see, I choose, or at least pretended to chose (but note, pretending to choose it does not exclude me from actually adhering to the principles thereof), a twisted, dereanged form of logic.That is not logic. Therefore, it is not valid.
Nevertheless, As I remained constant in this madness, My argument was unassailable by its own logic.But not valid by anyone else's, and therefore invalid overall.
You, however, broke your logical chain right in the middle,How?
rendering moot your argument when so firmly stripped of any form of credibilty.How does that work?
How did I do this?
The breaking of this logic occured when you broke a Cardinal Rule of the Logistical Sciences, hence abandoning it. This rule forbade contact with other, impure forms of logic, for yours is exclusive.
However, in associating with me and arguing henceforth you sullied the good name of logic in multiple instances, precluding your use of it as a justifier to your creed.That's not how it works.
No, your logic used here is impeccably wrong.
One could argue, perhaps, that arguing that I argued, in a metatastical way, in of itself that in writing this document, I have violated the exclusivity contract of my own logos.
However, this is incorrect, because my logic is not mutually exclusive, at least to it's point of view, So I may dabble in the others as I please.But your logic is a logical system, and logical systems simply don't play with ones which are as opposed as you claim ours are. It's like saying that x=/=y but y=x.
Furthermore, by My argument contains a number of factual errors, (which does not, render my argument invalid, because, by your own logical systems reasoning, destruction of the part of the argument does not render untrue the whole.)The factual errors do, however, render all parts of the argument relying on those errors invalid, and since your factual errors constitute the entire base of your argument, your entire argument is invalid.
Regardless, As you have now given up on your logic,Again, I have not.
one imagines you may experiment with a new logic, and attempt to "beat me at my own game" so to speak.And so I can.
However, know that being right then does not mean you will become right in the past....That doesn't even work on a grammatical basis. With no meaning as a statement, this can't be either true or false or anything.
As it is this argument that determines royalties, QED, that you shoudl relinquish unto me the monies which I deserve henceforth.I have dissected this bit by bit and explained why this stuff is wrong.
Therefore, , and for all future referebces ti this argument, KMA....What the heck does KMA even mean?
By the way, the stuff with the gods isn't boring sort of "+1 to endurance" kinda crap. It's "Make armor out of the blood of your enemies" and "Increased potency when on fire" kinda crap.Excellent...
I flee from the slime.You sure do. You also get some fluids drawn from you.
Observe what's around me and pick up anything useful if it's safe to do so. Say "Get Jug" while point at wall the wall furthest from me... unless there is something dangerous then point at that.[6,4-2] (That's never good.) You chuckle to yourself about your "humor" and stop chuckling when a bunch of liquid is drained out of stuff across the arena and strikes you. [2+2] You're okay. It tastes bitter and gives you a headache, though. Ugh.
Cast spell at slime[1+1] You summon a couple beads of liquid, which get wicked away along with fluids from others, yourself, and the ooze.
Carefully attempt to remove the tiny glass people from the wooden wheel, and or ask them to remove themselves.[1+2] You carefully pry one out as some fluids are drawn out of you.
Shrug, cast PM spell.There's not much happening here. Meh. (I shoulda known you'd try that one eventually.) [2-1] Nothing happens, except for some fluids being drawn out of your right side.
Shrug and go to Room 4[5+2,5] You summon a wooden sword hilt, which sprouts a bunch of tendrils. A second or two later it has become a massive two-handed sword with a grasslike blade, light enough to use despite being longer than you are tall. You creatively christen it the Blade of Grass. Both you and the sword have some fluid taken out of them.
Then use magics
Here's how the facility should be built: Drill into the mountain, entrance is surrounded by an electric fence charged up so high as to barbecue an anomalous Great Dane. The area closest to the entrance will be reception andModifications made. I like this version better.temporary containment cellssomething to make this seem like a standard facility for some company--maybe the local Southern California Patrol HQ, or a Special Creatures as Pets holding pen? To the left are the researcher and admin dormitories. To the right are the agent dormitories. Going straight past reception is the elevator down to the lower facilities for permanent containment, Testing facilities for whenever we get something to test, D-Class dormitories, and Break Room.
More familiar with the term "bastard sword"?It was the first(and only) time I have come across the term 'Hand-and-a-half' in regards to swords.Murtagh isn't the only guy to use them. Hand-and-a-half swords existed IRL as well.Or a single hand-and-a-half sword.Ow, Inheritance flashbacks.
...Why Inheritance, specifically? I'm pretty sure Murtagh stopped using his hand-and-a-half by the end of Eldest.
Regenerate lost limbsYou can't regenerate limbs. Doesn't help that the other guy hit you again with his zappy-club.
Introduce plotline
What!? What happened to my protection drones that i spawned before!? They just sit is their shiny metal asses and let me die... er... get destroyed?Dang lazy drones, not working when the killbots destroy them.
Interesting. Clearly at least I have a fine crystal. I WILL BE THE JEDI.[5] You find another jackhammer. [4-1] This one chips the crystal before breaking.
Locate sharp object, cut Crystal.
Begin devouring the earth.[5] You avoid gastrointestinal issues by not gorging yourself on soil.
Whack the guy again.[4] You hit him.
Laugh at Xantalos. Gouge out his eyes.[4] You find Xantalos. [2] You peck at his forehead.
smash the door down.[4-2] You fail to do so.
Respawn as SCP-682.No.
Explore base for mechs. and fuel, and ammo. and mabye a pilot if possible.[5] You find a fellow pilot and some fuel.
