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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Necromancer's tomb: Bloodwing v2. Aka Sasha.
« on: February 25, 2013, 05:00:56 pm »
Charge at Kobold 7, striking it with my staff.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Empires[3/3] [TURN 5]
« on: February 25, 2013, 04:56:38 pm »
Settler: Move to G3
Fishing Boat: Move to C7
...I seem to have a lot of metal.
Fishing Boat: Move to C7
...I seem to have a lot of metal.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: I am an Evil Genie!
« on: February 25, 2013, 04:52:57 pm »
If it was benevolent and omnipotent, it could simply not crush me as it appears...but whatever.
I wish for a benevolent, omnipotent, omniscient genie who appears in such a way that it does not harm me or anyone else and who actually acts benevolent to give me three wishes as s/he would give them and not as, say, you would.
I wish for a benevolent, omnipotent, omniscient genie who appears in such a way that it does not harm me or anyone else and who actually acts benevolent to give me three wishes as s/he would give them and not as, say, you would.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Federal Solar Alliance Colonization Initiative: A Suggestion Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 04:51:14 pm »Of course, most flora as we know it requires some greenhouse gas or another to function; CO2 or H2O or something.Zero greenhouse gasses, and zero cloud cover, most probably. Probably also a tremendously lessened geothermal output. In order to add further scientific backing, it could be that the primary emission wavelength is extremely beneficial for plants.Ssshhh, ssshh shhh. Science.How so?Powerful sun and worldwide ice?Science, my friend. Science.
Might help, but it strikes me that that would probably put it outside the Goldilocks radius...supported by an average temperature around that of the Terran poles, which are notable for having almost no flora whatsoever.It could be VERY far away from the sun.Ssshhh, ssshh shhh. Science.How so?Powerful sun and worldwide ice?Science, my friend. Science.
Zero greenhouse gasses, and zero cloud cover, most probably. Probably also a tremendously lessened geothermal output. In order to add further scientific backing, it could be that the primary emission wavelength is extremely beneficial for plants.
Oh, the effect would be Mercurius like btw, but not as harsh. (More comparable to deserts actually) Hot at day, cold at night.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« on: February 25, 2013, 04:48:01 pm »Fair point, i just get the feeling she will be fine with that.So do I, but you never know.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SCP: Site 12
« on: February 25, 2013, 04:46:32 pm »I assume our site won't be starting with and SCP's?It might house SCP-1114.
If it is, will it be any of the known SCP's or simply new ones?
I know the game hasn't started yet, but i'm going to formally request the first order of business be to build an office building, perhaps disguised as a warehouse, i need me a place to work that isn't in the immediate area of potentially distracting or reality bending scp's.And we could have a warehouse disguised as an office building!
Or, you know, make the office building look like an office building.
One day I hope there'll be a list called "100 things Agent Forum is not allowed to do".Like Dr. Bright's?
My character is going to hate your character so hard XD.Judging from experience, Dr. Drake isn't going to like the dancer much either.
Ignoring protocol? That's...generally not accepted at the foundation. Are you sure this is going to be one of your character traits?A near-death or near-worse-than-death experience should fix that. If not...reassign him to Keter.
There is aFTFYgood100% chance we might have to terminate some employees at some point...
Anyways, I propose that we label any SCPs which we get that aren't from the SCP website as "SCP-Ba-XXX" or something to that effect.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Path of the void guardian(a suggestion game)
« on: February 25, 2013, 04:38:16 pm »
Or a single hand-and-a-half sword.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: One in Two: ... (An illustrated suggestion adventure)
« on: February 24, 2013, 11:58:10 pm »
Thanks.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC: Christ, you buggers are clueless.
« on: February 24, 2013, 11:57:44 pm »Canon? Lols. I want the MONEYS.Canon of YOU ARE STUCK IN TRAFFIC
And go ahead, sells the Canons, it makes the game, and the royalties, thereof I own, more popular.
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That was ANYTHING but cliche. You reinforced my argument.
Also, Cliche, last was YAFB. You argument is INVALID.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: SCP: Site 12
« on: February 24, 2013, 11:56:20 pm »Having recovered from my initial shock, I'd like to ask why an agent wouldn't be challenging anomalies to dance-offs.Check my character sheet. Look at the dancing skill.You'd have to...wait, what?Jbg, you forgot to say what you were.What else could I be but an agent? If i was a researcher I would have to request to challenge SCPs to dance-offs!
Oh, and I'd like to note that there actually is a Site 12.
"Storage Site-12: A small-scale facility in located in the Ruhr area of Germany. It currently holds SCP-1114."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Puntastic Job!
« on: February 24, 2013, 11:48:33 pm »I'm here, don't worry. In fact, I haven't found a body (Done this before), been murdered (Fortunately not yet), or been taken in for questioning (Came close once), so today's been pretty good. Unfortunately, I've been hit with homework and a major storyboard meeting for an anime series I'm now developing, so no turn today.You found a body?
Obviously you weren't murdered.
You're developing an anime series? Which one? Or are you not allowed/interested/willing to share?
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Let me quote the relevant portion:It's perfectly logical. Zombies, remember?Well, I must assume that Wwolin died, despite seeing him elsewhere. It's the only logical explanation.Um...logical doesn't mean the same thing for you as it does for me, does it?
despite seeing him elsewhere.
By the way...are screams and stuff like that common wherever you live?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: BOOM
« on: February 24, 2013, 11:45:32 pm »Almost-forgotten turn, record in jeopardy!Early turn, record safe!Damn it, Chrome, why did you crash, taking 2/3 of the turn with it and making me redo the turn on Firefox?But I will rebuild it!Well, dang it.This is actually on time!Even if it ruins my REM sleep!I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
My record is finally gone.
Shuffle all I can coerce into my dungeon, thereby sticking them inside the BOSS[2] "Hey guys! Crawl into the big Boss's gut and then into me! You won't get hurt at all!" No one bites. Not even Steve. (Unless you count trying to destroy you. [4] Which fails.)
Mass produce the weapon.[3] You make another.
"Hey lovely voice in my head, can you tell me why you want me to kill the giant hat guy?"[1] "He gives you a prize for killing him all by yourself!"
Keep on chucking the explosives. Try to put them in the giant hat guy's hole.
[4] You find some explosives and [6] chuck them into the hole, right into the gastrointestinal dungeon. Rubble strikes you, causing massive injury.
IT'S TIME, FOLKS![2] Nope. Either you're lying or Evil!Xantalos is too busy raping virgin olives or something weird and evil like that.
SUMMON EVIL ME FROM WHETEVER HE IS
THAT'S RIGHT
ALL THIS TIME I'VE BEEN THE GOOD ME
Convert people from the Church of Epic Win to the Church of Utter Failure.[2] No such luck. The Winners don't want to be Failures.
With the death of the other magic girls, my despair reached fever point and I become the more powerful demonic sailor moon.[3] You become a tielfing. Sailor Baator, if you will.
Poitely ask the boss if I can leave.[1] "No." You get absorbed into the stomach as permanent dungeon caretaker.
Then form new 'Hats' faction.
Destroy the CHurch of Utter Failure.[4-5] You explode, causing minor structural damage to the Church. A cupcake comes there.
Negate malus and gain a +500 bonus.[3-2] Your malus is worsened! [5-3] You do not get a new bonus. [6+3v2-3] Ursula shoots you again for your arrogance.
BOSS TURN
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo stomps superBLAST, [4+100v1] turning him into mush.
Gyarados declares himself a PokeMaster. [4+2] Ash disagrees, and he's the protagonist...
The Magical Girls Fans mourn and notice the changed Sailor
The Allosaurus [5] becomes President.
Benjamin Franklin theorizes about the nature of the Afterlife. [5+1] He realizes the answer!
DON'T YOU DARE.
The Aluminum Foil and Penny Golem [6] summons a Steel Beam and Raj Golem, which turns out to be much weirder.
Pistachio [4] finds her parents!
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