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Burrow to avoid being mauled by the bears. >_>

Become sword

Respawn.
Type "mobile portal to hell" on superBlast.

Respawn as a mech pilot then go look for a base with mechs.

Fix computer.

Spawn about a dozen flying drones who's sole purpose is to protect me from harm.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 22, 2013, 05:56:49 pm

Quote from: stefmor90 on February 22, 2013, 12:28:09 am

"Mmmmmmmm Dwarves are taste..."

"You know what I bet are really tasty? Dwarven Whitefish. It's made from cave fish, fried in some sort of alcohol or another, and put in a solution of dwarven syrup, cooked tallow, and lye in a 5:4:1 ratio, before being stored in a rock pot for a week and a day and then served. The dwarves only give it to people who don't eat them."

"You can't tell me what to eat! I'll eat all of them!"

Quote from: sjm9876 on February 24, 2013, 06:59:13 am

Name: Mila
Gender: Female
Race: Tauri - a sub-species of human, you have unique markings over your body, of which yours is set of blue tribal tatoo-like lines. you are stronger and faster than the average human, although this doesn't show in your slight form.
Class: Bladedancer - swift and agile, you rely on your mobility and speed in combat. You get the first hit, and are gone before they can hit back, if they survive your attack at all. You aren't averse to using magic when needed either, although you believe it unfair to attack from a range.
Element: Water - Changeable and adaptable like the sea.
Background: You hail from a world called Solos, which is almost entirely dominated by various sects of human. They are engaged in almost constant war over territory, religion, or property. You were the daughter of your peoples chief, but rather than following the ways of your people, who favoured brute strength over all else, you took a different path, although you still follow the honour code of your clan in combat. Exiled by your father due to this, you wandered the lands for almost a year, seeking to regain your clan name, until you dissapear in your sleep......

'You. Where am I? And who are you?' Put hand on blade handle if we have one.

+1 pls