No!
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REGROW BEARD IN A MATTER OF SECONDS
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If you like your beard so much, why did you shave?
[1] You go bald. Somehow. [3v6-2] Then you lose a leg.
Damnit! Go find where the nanobots are get them to reconstruct the computer.
[4] You find the nanobots. [1] They consume you. Respawn?
Spawn as Civil Protection
[4] You are a...wait, what?
Wait, what? I actually succeeded in making a feathersword? Awesome.
I'm as surprised as you.
Test the sword by cutting off Xantalos' appendages.
[6-2v3] Despite lacking proper grasping appendages, you slice off Xantalos's [Tails] left leg.
See if the tanks work then explore the rest of the base.
They lack gas. You explore on foot.
Break.
You take one.
Lead my bears on rampage across the land.
[3] You get them to maul a rabbit.