May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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Almost-forgotten turn, record in jeopardy!Early turn, record safe!Damn it, Chrome, why did you crash, taking 2/3 of the turn with it and making me redo the turn on Firefox?But I will rebuild it!Well, dang it.This is actually on time!Even if it ruins my REM sleep!I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
My record is finally gone.
Whoops.Become Abraham Lincoln, God of Explosions.?
Explode everything.
Mythbusters Teamup.
I hope you read Axe Cop.
REscue drunk sidekick.[1] You get you and her drawn into the AA meating.
Earn a +120 bonus. We're making this happen, man."Oh no you don't." [5+3]v2 Ursula shoots you so hard you get a malus!
Open the[6] Oh, they're open all right. To HELL!pod baydoorsHALto the dungeon though my locus.
Climb out of hole.[3v6+100] You are still stuck. [2] The hats do not want to join you.
Bring all of the hats together into a new 'hats' faction.
Summon some WorkerHats.
Create a weapon that temporarily inverses the target's bonuses.[5] You do.
Worship Persus13 as the Ultimate Failure. Start church worshipping him.[5] You create the Church of the Utter Failure.
"Oh I'm superBlast, and I'm blasting away a giant hat!~ I hope this fun will last, even if I'm clueless where I'm at!~"[2] You still can't sing. [2] Or hit a giant hole.
Poorly sing some song I just made up while chucking away explosives at the giant hat guy whoever he is. Aim for that giant hole of his.
Friendship the hell out of the too many letters guyStep 1: Friendship.
So, I'll start on the turn soon, after I stop being scared as hell. I live roughly half a mile away from the nearest home, and a five minute drive from anything that even resembles a neighborhood, and I heard a girl screaming for roughly five minutes straight in the woods nearby, before it was cut off. So I'm gonna go and hide for a bit and try not to be horribly mutilated by whatever serial killer or slenderman is out there, and yeah...Here's hoping you survive.
... I will mod-kill you dude[/joke]. Don't even go there. This thing takes a while to update.You misunderstand. I understand how much of a pain this is; that was noting that you were only a minute and a half over deadline.
A roughly earthlike planet in an irregular orbit about a red dwarf star. Lets say the orbital period is around 2 earth years so every 2 years it experiences an immense increase in temperature as it approaches the star and then a decrease as it goes away from it lasting around six months from start to finish.I like this idea. If it doesn't violate the laws of physics.
Due to these wild shifts in temperature it is mostly inhabited by primitive plants, shrubbery, fungi, etc and the majority of animals hibernate during the cold periods. During the warm periods as it nears the sun large, monolithic herbivores scramble to clean the surface of as much plant life as possible before the next cold period and viscious swarming predators seek to eat their fill of meat as well.
The planet becomes geologically unstable during the warm periods also as gravitic forces increase leading to increased geologic activity.
The upside to this is the relative safety of the cold periods and vast abundance of near-surface metals brought about by the constant geological upheaval
Shouldn't you remove the extra green scout from the far left board, now that I didn't capture Remuthra's scout?I sure should have!
I'm still not sure about if Sebastian's open for me.Monsters behind the vale? What happens if you take their power?You can't bring GWG through the Veil, IF he is going to be an ascendant.
Edit: GWG if I brought you back across the vale with blood sacrifice, would you use your acts to make me and Vgray gods?
Vgray we need to find a way to give your relatives(?) like the drakes the ability to breathe underwater so they can have a nice safe place to live in peace. Have them evolve into sea serpents or something maybe?I approve, should any survive Udil's genocide. Ordericide? Classicide?
Point taken.Also known as improvised catapult ammunition. For a really big catapult.
Dragon sized amulet anyone?
What about a Mountain Turtle? We could use one of those.I'm so glad I made those.
You already have.I'm required in every forum game. It is my destiny to sink my corrupting tentacles into every single game.There's no guarantee you'll be in the game.Said items would require at least an Act for each...... Which either I would have to get much more worshippers, or a few weak blood sacrifices...Simply catch a few mortals. Seep your darkness into their minds, and make them sacrifice themselves to you. Just save some mortals for me.
Also, maybe tell it the purpose why it was created.I'd ask what purpose you're thinking of, but genocide seems to be the prevailing idea so we'll go with that.
Commune with nature, summon bear army.[4] You summon seven bears.
Develop Ability: Prehensile Beard[1] You shave.
Grow beard out to enormous lengths
Gain telekinesis.[2] No.
See what there is in the motor pool.Vehicles.
Unscrew up whatever I screwed up. Make sure I make a back up that isn't screwed up up.[1] You cause the computer to explode.
Use shadowdragon to pick the lock on the door.There is no lock, it's stuck.
Start pulling out my feathers. Make a feathersword.You start ripping out feathers. [6-1] Using feathers, saliva, and soil, you make an actually-kinda-sharp swordlike thing.
By the way, I like the story. A stereotypical fantasy setting goes downhill when actions become determined by dice rolls - just like any other RTD that starts out pristine. Can't wait for this to start!Indeed...
If I'm the last one to die that means I'm the winner by default!Nah, Null is because he somehow survives.
