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Slurp Super Soldier Serum.

Ask Rilita about how she was before being turned back to "normal."

"Shouldn't we wait for the recon folks to get back first?"

You just turned our god into Destoroyah.  I like it. 

What?

Spawn from our God's "flesh" an organism, a champion who will be our avatar in this mortal world.  This champion's duty is to unite all the races, by whatever means.

Which world? There's two.

Open relations menu.

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I god to swear, if she has powered up since since falling in the acid...

i'm going to singlehandedly make sure it doesn't happen, watch me
if it is so are we going to make al throw her into acid again and make a searchbot kill al so we can revive him in full soulmode and then turn her back in order to achieve MAXIMUM GRINDING

Somehow I think Ciro obtaining unlimited power on a regular basis might draw some attention. 

Juuuust maybe.

I vote coin flip.

Flee to Crab Farm! Ride out on a crab!

I'm pretty sure Jbg only thought it was going too far because the squiddles and seaspawn are his "sort of children."  You think it's going too far because of your morals.  Either way I'm flexible with my plans, so I can be a little more lenient towards the squiddles even though they did treat me like dirt.

Something other than gendercide, perhaps?

I am running...several games.

One vote for a Kaiju shark thing, one vote for a Colour, one vote for a small something, two for a Kaiju humanoid with a crabby head and some tentacles, one vote for a cutebold, one vote for a wolf with glowing eyes, one vote for a hivemind with a face on the hive, a pseudospherical crystal which can extrude limbs...I can work with this.

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You are not particularly organic. You look like a hollow, crystaline sphere full of colorful, glowing smoke which leaks out from time to time. The smoke condenses into little creatures, like crab-headed sharks with wings instead of fins. Your smoke can also form into a physical form for you; it swiftly flows out, becoming a humanoid with a crablike head and several tentacles coming from your back.

You look around. You are in a much larger sphere, about 50,000 kilometers across...not really crystal, metal, or anything else you know what it is. It's a dark violet, specked with orange. Inside the sphere is are two spherical planets, about 12,000 and 7,000 kilometers in diameter.
The larger is covered in continents of orange and red rocks with bluish flora. There are five sentient races: Dwarves, Gnomes, Humans, Manormul (sing. Manorm), and Ordynars (see below to see what these are). The large southern continent is covered in ice and has scattered villages of ordynars or and dwarven ice hideouts, with herds of tendrilled walkers gathering vermin and plants. To the north are a pair of continents; the drier eastern one is near the southern continent and is mostly populated by the confederacy of human tribes, with several gnomish tribes to the south and the west coast including a beachhead of the Manorm Empire, while the smaller, swampy western continent is controlled by the iron-fisted manorm. The remainder of the world is covered in various archipelagoes, mostly held by manorm but with the northern isles held by the Northern Dwarves.
The smaller world has many igneous rocks and is mostly covered in jungle. It has but a single race: The Onyd. They are engaged in an age-old civil war between the subspecies which worships Ores (which has red scales and large claws) and the one which worships Zera (which has gray scales and horns). The word has only a few seas, so it is mostly divided into Oresian territory and Zeran territory.
Aside from these worlds, there are several other bodies: Three rocky "moons", two gray and one yellow which are one or two thousand kilometers across; a number of icy bodies with some life on them; and a lavender sun about 5,000 kilometers across which most things nevertheless revolve around.

The mighty presence is gone, but soon, you are contacted by a few other gods.
Thank the Overlord! says one god, a winged, bull-headed snake made of shimmering light. I'm Zera, this moron is Ores, and you must be that god the Overlord said would help us deal with his problems.
MY problems? replies another god, a shifting mass of rusty-colored hair. You're the one who started this, jungle nut. Move your hornheads out of that hunting ground and we can start on that agreement you seem to desire.
Only if you withdraw 20% of your ritual support from your--
Heck no! If YOU hadn't made that STUPID volcano under my favorite temple, we--
A response to you sending those rats to my territory--
Now, now, stop this arguing. I'm Thox, by the way. You've both done bad things-- interrupts a shifty humanoid.
Stay out of this, I know whose side your bread is buttered on.
Now that's uncalled for!
The final god who showed up says, ^{Look, stop arguing. You're making us all look bad in front of the new overseer. I'm Gomork, the Tentacled Lord. Anyhoo, these folks are engaged in this big argument. You're presumably here to get it to stop. Wanna give it a shot?}

I'd advise skimming the following spoilers.


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You are more or less omnipotent. Resolving the crisis is only one of an infinite array of potential actions. Come up with...whatever you want to do.