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I'm going to try and stomp out this kind of pun.

Find a sword

[5] You find an abandoned sword.

Respawn as the Thing.

Ah, no. One assimilating monster is too much.

Now, see if this has internet. If it does, goto the Bay12 forums and look up "The Art of Minimalism VII: Failure,Failure, Everywhere, But Not A Brain To Think". Post in the thread where I'm some drunken guy eating a fairy. Laugh at results.

No internet access, sorry.

Type in mini-ultra-computer

You do.

Attempt to fly, using the heat from various fires to carry me into the skies.

[3] You flap furiously and sort of glide.

get into fight with TCM, attempt to kill. Keep fighting is until either party is dead. Since both parties are the same, respawn. Maniacal Lunatic Scientist. I WILL DERM THIS RTD IF IT KILLS ME.

[3v2] You smack TCM in the face.

Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

918 =/= 914
[3] You snatch a single Tyrabee and stuff it into ShadowDragon. [4] It turns into a [DATA EXPUNGED] with larger fangs and stuff than it had. Then you get shoved into the machine yourself! [4] You turn into one head of a two-headed person.

Quote from: misko27 on February 21, 2013, 11:32:19 pm

Insert a portion of vorthon into machine by any means necessary, eveen letting them eat my hand and lopping it off (althoguh this approach is not preffered). Set to very fine, or "Halle Berry Fine" if the dial goes far enoguh to allow the latter.

Strangle this dude.

[2v4] He dodges. Then you get stuffed into the machine. [4] You become one head of a two-headed person.

Put someone else in. Set to fine.

[6v2,4] You stuff misko and TCM in. [4] They become a two-headed person. You get lightly punched.

Punch stuff with cyborg arm.

[1] You break the thingy on the end, causing an explosion. [5] You're OK.

See if there any back up data stuff for the OS to replace the missing vital stuff... if I can't access it because I'm missing vital OS stuff, then find out what's missing and make them myself.

[5] It's fixed! You give yourself a "Word's Best Comter Fixer" mug.

... Punch Perseus for turning me into a girl.

[3] You tap him.

Huh. I've noticed all of two Art of Minimalism threads, and only when they're ~30 pages through. Nonetheless, it's definitely Hall-of-Fame-worthy.

Thank you.

Also,
Spawn as chicken.

[4] Yup.

Output guide to operating me.

[1] You output a list of experiments conducted. Evidently, all inputs, outputs, and settings are replaced with swears.

KEEP TRYING.

[4] You find an abandoned Ft. Brag.

Devour Misko for trying to use me in experiments.

[1] You devour the enhanced you, causing its improved consciousness to overtake you.

Oh darn, i thought this was a multiple character game

Indeed.

Oh well, run around a corner and hide behind something while the other fruits run past then secretly head to the beach and contact some crabs to help us escape

Indeed.

Not you personally, any mortal looking at you or informed of your position.

I just take offence at you assuming that because I'm the weakest god and a pacifist I'm completely harmless. If I was looking for a fight then I'd challenge you IC, and only if Udil somehow manages to piss off Corvus enough to make him break his oaths of neutrality, pacifism and his agreement with Az-Sho all at once.

More likely, Udil ticks everyone off.

Quote from: gman8181 on February 22, 2013, 07:59:35 pm

Too far?

A little.

I'd say a lot.
Dude, when Jbg and I are opposed to it...

With conquest of the shore and unification of coastal dwarves under Udil's rule, all slavery is abolished.

Given how much you've been complaining of claims of slavery, it's about time.

Quote from: gman8181 on February 22, 2013, 08:11:02 pm

They did sell me into slavery...  I suppose I could just forcibly conscript them all into my army.

Anyway I'm pretty sure seaspawn are just slightly stronger versions of squiddles.

Seaspawn are humanoid tentacle monster abominations...
Squiddles are just smart octopii

Probably more like smart squids, with gladii and tentacles and such.

Well at least she has a nice set of legs, right?

...I was going to make essentially this joke.

How many new legs does Lilia have, and where are they? Is it, say, six new pairs, one from the hips, one from the shoulders, one from the sides, or...um...whatever, I'm not coming up with every possibility?

((Four more deaths...four more deaths...))

Loot Red's body if possible.

Use Ultra Ball on Dawn.

What's the next mission?