I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Well, dang it.
My record is finally gone.
But I will rebuild it!
Gain +98 bonus, using +3 bonus.
[2+3] You get a further +3 bonus.
Head Death takes note of you.
HEY, STOP THAT. EARN YOUR POWER OR I'LL TEST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE IN THE AFTERLIFE.Speak to Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo. Make small talk. Try to be his/her/it's buddy.
"Hi."
"HI."
"..."
"..."
[6]
You befriend Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo. Welcome to minionhood.
Feed the magical girls to the amalgamation.
[3v4+3+2+1] You get fed to the amalgamation by a superior number of superior people with superior people.
gain a larger negative bonus.
[4-3] You get a smaller...I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING THERE.
Notice in status that I am imflammable. Realize this is a typo.
Make it so I can sustain myself while on fire!
What are you talking about?
[1] You set yourself on fire. You are now ashes.
Point out to Samuel L Jackson that is was obviously Furtukaffychttrfhubtydrehyrhvhujdregdvdsdubdyyfhtggfufgfhc that kidnapped ... Zoe.
Watch as Samuel L Jackson kills Furtukafffufgtivdygjrhcyhcvčü.
[4v3] He ignores that you have Zoe and [1v1+100] gets stomped by Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo.
Idle.
*whistles*
*googles SCP-239* I am very happy now.
Clef isn't.
reactive barrier. Summon the world golem(Made up, no need to google)
[5+3+2+1] You summon the World Golem, who promptly kicks you out of office.
Kill Self.
Respawn outside of the boss as head of new 'Hats' faction.
Summon Hatlings.
[2] You are still alive. Dammit.
[1+2] You summon a little hatling for your head.
BOSS TURN:
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo already did stuff.
IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
Infinite Featureless Plane of Death
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo (+100)
Unharmed
Hats for Blood
Furtaka shoved in orifice
Minions:
Corai
Leader: World Golem (+8, +1 from Faction)
scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2); Pokemon: Pikachu
100 Animal Mascots (+1)
Blossom (+1); Pokemon: Charmander
Bubbles (+1); Pokemon: Squirtle
Buttercup (+1); Pokemon: Bulbasaur
Cardcaptor Torika (+1); Pokemon: Porygon
Random Drunk Girl
Kitty Pride (+1); Pokemon: Ghastly
Pam Akumachi (+1); Pokemon: Caterpie
Pistachio (+1), GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass; Pokemon: Self, Abra
Sailor Mars (+1); Pokemon: Voltorb
Sailor Jupiter (+1); Pokemon: Magnetite
SCP-239 (+3)
LEADER: HEAD DEATH (+??)
Persus13, Immortal? (-3), Missing Fingers, Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Salamander
Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Frog
Doomblade, Pancaked Mush (+6)
LordSlowpoke (Confused!)
Pufferfish, Ash Genus Loci
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Drunken Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Xantalos, Complete Monster Downplayed Evil Genius Dignityless Maxwell Smart Former Smug Snake Former Clown
Adam Savage
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
Agent [REDACTED], wearing NSCP-007 (+1)
Allosausus
Atlas (+2)
Cthulhu (+3)
134 D-Class Personnel
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Former Zeus (NSCP-027) (+2)
Gyarados (+2); Pokemon: Alakazam (+2), Charizard (+2), Dragonite (+1), Snorlax (+1), Starmie (+1)
5,000 Hatlings
Jamie Heineman
Jane Freaking Goodall
1,868,668 assorted Magical Girl fans
NPC!da_nang (+1)
NPC!Xantalos (+2)
NPC!Xantalos (+2)
NPC!Xantalos (+2)
NPC!Xantalos (+2)
12 Research Assistants
Pope
President Bush (the second)
President Lincoln
President Jackson (+1)
President Roosevelt (the first) (+2)
SCP-076-2 (+2)
SCP-105
Terry
Ursula (+3)
William Shakespeare
Zeus (+3)
Zoe Jackson
NSCP-001: The Living Tower. The lich's tower inhabited by the lich's spirit. Also Site-N01
NSCP-002: The Portal Gun. Xantalos the ASHPD. Decommissioned.
NSCP-003: The Pocket Monsters. Pokeballs and -mon. Uncontained.
NSCP-004: The Magical Girls. Magical Girls. Cooperative.
NSCP-005: The Feline Warrior. Knight Tiger.
NSCP-006: The Mad Hatter. TopHat. Uncontained.
NSCP-007: The Secret Agent. Employed.
NSCP-008: The Luckless Immortal. Persus13.
NSCP-009: The Dead Walking. Liches. Uncontained.
NSCP-010: The Toroidal Portal. Two big chinks of space that wrap around to each other.
NSCP-011: The Familiar Statue. SCP-███, or a [REDACTED] Angel.
NSCP-012: The Two-Edged Scimitar. A sword which cuts back.
NSCP-013: The Deadly Wands. Death Eaters'. Uncontained.
NSCP-014: The Changing Machine. SCP-███
NSCP-015: The Eye Spiders. Spiders which control people from their eyes.
NSCP-016: The Tough Creature. A nigh-indestructible and adaptive cephalopod.
NSCP-017: The Silver Golem. Decommissioned.
NSCP-018: The Cloning Mirror.
NSCP-019: The Laser Pointer. Part of a rifle.
NSCP-020: The Titanic Being. Atlas. Uncontained.
NSCP-021: The Infinite String.
NSCP-022: The Russian Spoon. It bends people.
NSCP-023: The Living Hut. Pufferfish.
NSCP-024: The Living Armor. Corai's magical powered armor.
NSCP-025: The Electric Boggarts. A race of creatures which are made of electricity and like scaring people.
NSCP-026: The Red Man. A person who turns things red by physical contact.
NSCP-027: The Former God. "Mortal"!Zeus
Should I have all NPCs act?
