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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Duel: Opposites Attract! (GWG v Jbg)
« on: February 18, 2013, 10:29:26 pm »
I bet half a penny that GWG will load his die at least once!
You guys might need a reliable third party to do the rolls, to avoid cheating....
Would you be willing to do so?

I'm a great wyrm gold dragon; what do you look like?

For the drawings. Unless you want an un-illustrated duel?
Oh, then I'm a blue dragon. Because blue is the most opposite primary color to gold that i can think of.
Edit: Wait, no. I'll be a blue-skinned Dragonborn!
What kind of Dragonborn?

Everyone knows you should be a turnip..... Because the Ttitle: 'Insignifigant Blue Turnip' is the polar opposite of a great golden wyrm....
No, but I will be Dovahkiin. Blue-skinned because he has Argyria... WHICH IS CAUSED BY SILVER.
So close.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: No update this morning
« on: February 18, 2013, 10:25:20 pm »
I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!
Well, dang it.
My record is finally gone.
But I will rebuild it!

>Become the aforementioned amount of smart.
Become Magnificent - wait a minute. A REAL Magnificent Bastard wouldn't focus in trying to get the trope - he'd go out and EARN that bitch!
>Kidnap a family member of Samuel L Jackson while wearing a Furtukalichlordandarandomprisonertoo outfit.

Step 1: Get Smart. [1] You become an incompetent secret agent.
Step 2: Get a Furtukalichlordandarandomprisonertoo outfit. [5] You instead find a cloak which allows you to mimic the form of any boss or boss-like creature.
Step 3: Find a member of Samuel L. Jackson's family. [5] You find all the Jacksons!
Step 4: Kidnap. [5-1] You kidnap...um...Zoe.

get a larger negative bonus
[5-3] Nope.

Direct the amalgamation to attack itself.
[2+5v1+100] Nope.

Send hatlings to destroy everyone else.
Take control of the unpronounceable boss and crush the magic girls.

[6v6+100] Nope.

Make the magic girls the body in charge of everybody else faction.
[2+2] They are.

Ask Head Death what would happen if someone died in the realm of the dead.
THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION. I'M BUSY NOW.

Drunken heroic speech! Let party power wash over all!
[1] "I'm such a hero. I did some heroic stuff. Like that drunk girl! Ha ha, I did her...you're my best friend, you know that?" This does not encourage anyone to party.

Put self out! Make hut inflammable.
[4] You are not on fire. [5] You are inflammable. Very inflammable. Man, what a country.

BOSS TURN:
Samuel L. Jackson [6] finds Xantalos. Four of them. Jackson gets a chance to test a theory about what happens if you die in the afterlife. He hasn't died yet, so it's inconclusive.
Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo glares at Doomblade. [5+100v1+3] Doomblade is flattened to a pulp but not killed. I think we may have an answer.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: BOSS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Deaths (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Everyone Else (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NSCP's (click to show/hide)

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Red squares are dead bodies, and there should be three more on the map that I forgot to add.
Oh.

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Also, you're outside.
The explosives are outside?

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"Say guys, what are we still doing here? We've finished our objectives, y'know...Um...I'm getting out."

Get out of the railyard.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Duel: Opposites Attract! (GWG v Jbg)
« on: February 18, 2013, 09:49:55 pm »
I'm a great wyrm gold dragon; what do you look like?

For the drawings. Unless you want an un-illustrated duel?

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If there's no enemies, what are those red squares in the same building as me?

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*breathes fire*
Nice try. Anyways, it's worth a shot.
*Counters with liquid nitrogen*
Bring it!
Oh, I'll bring it, all right...
To the Roll to Dodge subforum!

Oh, and I'm game for being Sebastian.

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Roll To Dodge / Roll to Duel: Opposites Attract! (GWG v Jbg)
« on: February 18, 2013, 09:39:06 pm »
*breathes fire*
Nice try. Anyways, it's worth a shot.
*Counters with liquid nitrogen*
Bring it!
Oh, I'll bring it, all right...
To the Roll to Dodge subforum!

Welcome to another Roll to Duel game!
This one is between me and an old rival, Jbg97. Hopefully, we'll be able to see what happens...


...Jbg97, can you provide a description of you you'd like to use for this? Once you do, we can start.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Six-Person Chess
« on: February 18, 2013, 09:33:36 pm »
Board 1:

Board 2:

Board 3:


Scapheap? Your go.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« on: February 18, 2013, 09:17:04 pm »
Spontaneously make a dirt-based computer that proves magic exists.
[3-5] You make a pile of dirt.

Regain mobility.
[6] You are as mobile as a ragdoll. Then you get torn apart. Respawn?

Respawn as the item spawning computer thing.
[6] You are a giant pillar which falls, due to being exactly where the old one was (aka in the air over the crater). You are damagamagamagamagamagamag *snack* damaged.

If you don't address  and acknoledge the place mentioned earlier and what it is, that was 6 turns away, and currently 1 for me, I'ma smack you into another RTD.
Also do pervious action.

Oh.
You walk to it. It's destroyed, replaced by a couple of craters and a broken pillar with some computer terminals in it.

Attempt to mutate my hive. Become Thing!Bees.
[5] You are like Tyranids or something. Tyrabees.

Use shadow dragon to open the door.
[3-1] No such luck--he's too floppy. [2-1] You also break him in half.

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Remember my promise about an "anything goes" round?

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Want me to create a Ascendant for you GWG? You'll be the leader of the tribes.
Who, Sebastian? I'll have to recheck the IC thread and find out what a daemon is first.

WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE KILLING‽‽‽‽
You mean, aside from the crusade against all drakes and heathens that Udil is leading?
The people are meaningless, the only deaths that count are gods/ancients/ascendants/squiddles/seaspawn
And I say the only deaths that count are drakes!

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Because you didn't make us squiddles and seaspawn strong enough to stand up for ourselves even in the face of slavery and extermination and then you went and died.  WHY CREATOR, WHY HAVE YOU CONDEMNED US TO THIS LIFE OF HORROR AND PAIN?!?
I TAUGHT YOU TO BUILD HOME, HUNT, AND BECOME STRONG. YOU ALLOWED YOURSELVES TO BE ENSLAVED AND HAVE DISAPPOINTING YOUR CREATOR. ALSO, BLAME THANEOS FOR MY DEATH, HE IS THE ONE WHO FLIPPED OUT OVER A LITTLE THING LIKE HIS SON BEING KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED.
It's not like you were protecting them when you were alive. You monster.
I was protecting them while I was alive! The only thing i didn't protect them from was Vanida.
There weren't exactly many other threats at the squiddles. And you didn't really help them, either. I did more for the dwarves than you did for the squiddles.

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can we ignore the troll of jbg97 variety?
+1
You of all people should know that is impossible, BROTHER. Sorta. I am your anti-clone from the universe where everyone's personality is reversed. It was a beautiful and peaceful place, but i digress. I have visited many dimensions, terrorizing our other alternate universe bretheren. Now, I have come to the last version of ourselves that i haven't killed, YOU. You and I are the last of our kind, IT IS TIME FOR BATTLE.
*breathes fire*
Nice try. Anyways, it's worth a shot.

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Because Christians worship Jesus, not Satan? That's two-bit evil cults that worship Satan.
That depends on how you interpret "worshipng" In some sense of word Christians do worship Satan. They admit that he exist. They fear him. They even talk with him
If we take god games mechanics - as long as someone believes in immortal being it alive. Even if it's hated\feared\despised
Not that it helped me any, mind you.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Finimicon: A Magical Arena. Turn 8 (Levels!)
« on: February 18, 2013, 08:54:44 pm »
Aw sweet, I'm helping kill things. I point both my hands at the blob and shout "Aa Aa Aa Aa!"
You don't have...you NEVER had enough Pool for that!
I need to update Pool. When it's done, you'll be out.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Over The Top
« on: February 18, 2013, 08:52:47 pm »
Call in the Elite German Bear Cavalry.
Have you read the Leviathen series? In that series the russians have bear calvary.
Sadly, no.
It's a series by Scott Westerfield that takes place in a alternate version of WW1 where the Central Powers have mechanical walkers and stuff like that, while the Allies have been able to manipulate DNA and create giant bears, airship-dwarfing flying creatures, and krakens.
Aren't those things a bit...flimsy? It would be kinda pathetic if the Central Powers defeated the Allied air force by giving it a cold...

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It's teen fiction though, so it is about a girl disguised as a boy on a British airship, and the Austria-Hungarian heir she falls in love with. It's not as bad as that sounds though.
Ah, I can see why they wouldn't care.
What do you mean by flimsy? If you are referring to the walkers, they can be pretty cool. The Ottomans get giant elephant walkers, like murmakil but mechanical. Though they never try germ warfare, at least in the text. And these are genetically engineered creatures. When I say bear, I mean a huge bear, like the polar bear from the golden compass. Also the airship is pretty huge.
Why would I be talking about the walkers?
Anyways, living creatures have several innate disadvantages compared to vehicles, most notably cost.

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The explanation doesn't match the statement.
Before I get to work on the turn, which should be done in about ten or so minutes, I would like to point out that each player can have upwards of 4 skeletons each.
Not each team.

Anyways, my turn.

Spoiler: Orders: (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: I am an Evil Genie!
« on: February 18, 2013, 08:32:14 pm »
I'm just perfecting my wish.

I wish for a benevolent, omnipotent genie who actually acts benevolent to give me three wishes as s/he would give them and not as, say, you would.

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WHY IS THERE SO LITTLE KILLING‽‽‽‽
You mean, aside from the crusade against all drakes and heathens that Udil is leading?
The people are meaningless, the only deaths that count are gods/ancients/ascendants/squiddles/seaspawn
And I say the only deaths that count are drakes!

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Because you didn't make us squiddles and seaspawn strong enough to stand up for ourselves even in the face of slavery and extermination and then you went and died.  WHY CREATOR, WHY HAVE YOU CONDEMNED US TO THIS LIFE OF HORROR AND PAIN?!?
I TAUGHT YOU TO BUILD HOME, HUNT, AND BECOME STRONG. YOU ALLOWED YOURSELVES TO BE ENSLAVED AND HAVE DISAPPOINTING YOUR CREATOR. ALSO, BLAME THANEOS FOR MY DEATH, HE IS THE ONE WHO FLIPPED OUT OVER A LITTLE THING LIKE HIS SON BEING KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED.
It's not like you were protecting them when you were alive. You monster.

And how do you guys like the name Nelkathar?
How about Neykathra?

Crap. It seems we got the Dwarven Kratos around.
We're all dead gods unless we find a way to stop Udil from murdering every single god.
I vote kill him first.

Eh, he'll probably break the pantheon if I somehow piss him off/ he finds reason to kill you.
Given how he reacted to me giving him leadership of the first dwarven settlement...yes.

I think Udil should be killed by the OverGod for threats!
+1

can we ignore the troll of jbg97 variety?
+1

I'm sad. Az-sho is the only one who even notices Nelkathar.
You'd think that more people would notice the most powerful mortal.
Ah well.
I think everyone notices Udil......
Udil's a demigod now.

Guys, I think we all know what happens when someone fights with me. BTW, I will be a full god soon so don't even dare to screw around with me.
Full gods are far from immortal, as you yourself have shown. You weren't even immortal. An Ancient can kill even the Overgod, why would you be immune?
Especially since you're antagonizing everyone within reach.

Shhh. Don't reveal my plans!!
I, the Spider, and GWG have given him enough advantages at this point that he's not likely to be beaten.
Don't remind me of what I did for that ungrateful dwarf.

I find it funny that the Elder gods are supposed to use sacrifice as a main source of power, and are supposed to have small cults; while the younger ones use huge religions, and little sacrifice
While the elders right now have hella' worship, use almost no sacrifice
And the younger gods are restricted to using Cults for power, because the Elders are threatening....
Irony!

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