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Locate my stuff in the ruins of the prison.

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Maybe Gronok should convert some of the other prisoners.

Anyways.

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Enter the lower-right hall on my map. Stealthily.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Almonds have cyanide.
« on: February 15, 2013, 09:09:42 am »
Respawn with phone, call the SCP Foundation.
[4] You have a cell phone. No reception, though. Maybe because there aren't any cell towers around.

Hunt for something composed of meat.
[5] You find a large can of spam. Which is for some reason composed of fish.

Respawn as 'Pissedoff McChoppa', Lumberman.
Cut down every tree everywhere with my axe chainsaw.

You try to, but there aren't any trees. Which is good, because you lack an axe chainsaw.

You just Awoken the Other of side this user,Silly Litte Moral,You have Me Woken me,BLACK SUN,Destoryer of gods.now I maw your flesh and tear your bones and eat very that soul lies in this being called GWG then I will Role as Gm because thy unleash my wrath
...Huh?

Hey lucky me I'm a non-living object.... and how does something that can't move be even less mobile? Ah whatever.
(The 1's you keep getting give you increasing penalties to trying to gain motility. What else would you have me do with 'em, have you move backwards?)

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Go about this differently, try to develop telekinesis and move my body through that.
[4] You get telekinesis.

Respawn as a truck. Somehow.
[2] You respawn as a trucker, with no truck.

Continue digging for the afore-mentioned materials.
[3] You get to the buried pick.

Respawn as a cyanide elemental.
...
[2] Nope.


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Just sayin:
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"How can you claim to be good, any of you? Where have you poured your very essence into making things better for a people which you know despises you? What is the creation you have created to do anything but benefit yourself or one who has already pledged their support? Who has sacrificed without promise or hope of a compensating reward? Why, then, do you hoist yourselves onto high dragons?
Mutare made stuff for all the races, and they didn't even know he existed. Mutare created a universe without wanting a reward, he just wanted to watch something grow. And you all stood by as that loving, caring, grandfather of the universe was slaughtered by a being from beyond the universe because he wished the child of that being to be free of its father's suffocating grasp. Just know, that the horrible chaotic daemon sultan was the only good guy here, and he was killed with a hammer. Such is the will of the universe I guess, and that will shall be extended to everything.
Mutare also threatened pretty much everyone, and also threatened to sink the Ninth Continent into the sea for basically no reason. Also, he likely had pretty selfish reasons for creating the universe as well.
Most importantly, he's too dead to be at the meeting.
A: He didn't threaten anybody. I did.
B: IC, Mutare created the universe because he was bored and wanted to watch something happen. Selfish? Yes, but when you're the only thing in existence it's kinda hard not to do things for yourself.
C: Mutare may be dead, but his death may yet birth a new Elder God of Entropy
A. You are Mutare.
B. True enough...but you admit you did not create the mortals for their own sake?
(Also, note that there is somewhere else the other gods are coming from, so Mutare wasn't completely alone.)
C. And that god is...?

Eversummer is ALL the human lands. So like 6 continents.
Ah.
And then there's the Ninth Continent...and the Northlands...and another continent...and maybe another...and the oceans...
Great.

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Everyone's leaving because this was less a conference than Aviran saying, "okay guys how about we try this" and then everybody else goes 'No F*CK YOU MAN' and two people are fighting in the corner and then everyone gets up and abruptly leaves, leaving Aviran wondering what the fuck just happened.
Ah.

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"We're perfectly fine with...that...um, why is everyone leaving?"

((Who's still there?))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Turn 9
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:28:32 am »
Voting against building defence for the time being. We do not currently have food and water supplies...

Promote the goblin that built the birthing pit to refuse manager with the duties of maintaining the birthing pit and keeping the place uncluttered.
+1

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Investigate the possibility of producing hats milk cheese.
But don't waste time on it.

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Use your mighty smithing powers to produce fire!
...

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Because Ardas may not be online? :P
He's posted on this thread.

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I will probably stay out of the Eversummer apart from rebuilding Riat, because I cannot adequately take on Thaneos at this time, nor do I really want to. My kids'll be peaceful and all that, and stuff, but I got Riat.
I won't make any promises about Eversummer until someone reminds me what it is.

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"How can you claim to be good, any of you? Where have you poured your very essence into making things better for a people which you know despises you? What is the creation you have created to do anything but benefit yourself or one who has already pledged their support? Who has sacrificed without promise or hope of a compensating reward? Why, then, do you hoist yourselves onto high dragons?
I never claimed to be good.
A pettifogging detail.

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Can you have multiple improvements on a tile?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Irregular Death #2,176
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:22:39 am »
I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Even if it ruins my REM sleep!
This is actually on time!

Get a job as a death. Assist in processing people.
[5-2] You are Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Salamander. You chat with Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Frog.

Become Chainsaw Eldritch God
Go adventuring with Axe Cop

[3] You find someone with an eldritch chainsaw and steal it. [5] You find Axe Cop and go on weird but somewhat awesome adventures with him.

Magic girls become more powerful the nearer to death they are dead. Everyone power up
[4] Magical Girls get another +1 each!

Distort the existence of this plain of death.
[6] You distort it.
WHY. WHY DO YOU MAKE ME CALL PARADOX.

Continue recruiting people with no rhyme or reason. Seduce drunk girl. Distract Deaths with parties.
[2] No one wants to join--everyone's busy. [4+1] The drunk girl removes her clothes due to seduction. It's super effective! [1] The Deaths decide to shun you.

>Bring life and features to the plane.
[1] You die. In the Afterlife. Respawn? (Or, technically, have a you from a different universe or time wander into the area where the action is taking place, but who cares.)

Regain control over the fusion and begin consuming the deaths
[2v6+100] You become a slave to Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo.

Escape from being in boss.
Summon HatArmy. Even if I fail the first action, still summon the army.I

[1-1] You become Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo's heart. [5+2] Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo has hats for blood.

Ally all the factions onto one faction, neutral to the boss.
[4] Okay.
Geez, that was a lot of work.

BOSS TURN:
...Nothing. The boss HAS nothing to do.
Paradox shows up and [1] fixes the problems.

Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: BOSS (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Deaths (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Everyone Else (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: NSCP's (click to show/hide)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Beta: 5 weeks til release! Test 1 Starting!
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:07:47 am »
*takes out notepad*

Why do you say that?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay 12 Worldbuilding Game
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:07:19 am »
The sentient automobiles have a hierarchy based on the ability to survive and win races during the worst of weather.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:05:35 am »
Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,
You do realize you were fused into it, right?
For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWG
Why didn't I respawn?

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I think that's everyone.

...Update in the morning. YASFB is enough to update this late.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are the head of a hydra.
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:04:33 am »
"Shut up. They want to help us; they should be allowed to serve us, if nothing else. Give them a chance before threatening to eat them."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« on: February 15, 2013, 12:03:43 am »
Oops.

Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)

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