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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Lost: Minimalist Semi-RTD (Accepting players) - Supercharge Averted!
« on: February 15, 2013, 09:15:24 am »
Locate my stuff in the ruins of the prison.
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Respawn with phone, call the SCP Foundation.[4] You have a cell phone. No reception, though. Maybe because there aren't any cell towers around.
Hunt for something composed of meat.[5] You find a large can of spam. Which is for some reason composed of fish.
Respawn as 'Pissedoff McChoppa', Lumberman.You try to, but there aren't any trees. Which is good, because you lack an axe chainsaw.
Cut down every tree everywhere with my axe chainsaw.
You just Awoken the Other of side this user,Silly Litte Moral,You have Me Woken me,BLACK SUN,Destoryer of gods.now I maw your flesh and tear your bones and eat very that soul lies in this being called GWG then I will Role as Gm because thy unleash my wrath...Huh?
Hey lucky me I'm a non-living object.... and how does something that can't move be even less mobile? Ah whatever.(The 1's you keep getting give you increasing penalties to trying to gain motility. What else would you have me do with 'em, have you move backwards?)
Go about this differently, try to develop telekinesis and move my body through that.[4] You get telekinesis.
Respawn as a truck. Somehow.[2] You respawn as a trucker, with no truck.
Continue digging for the afore-mentioned materials.[3] You get to the buried pick.
Respawn as a cyanide elemental....
A. You are Mutare.A: He didn't threaten anybody. I did.Just sayin:Mutare also threatened pretty much everyone, and also threatened to sink the Ninth Continent into the sea for basically no reason. Also, he likely had pretty selfish reasons for creating the universe as well.Quote"How can you claim to be good, any of you? Where have you poured your very essence into making things better for a people which you know despises you? What is the creation you have created to do anything but benefit yourself or one who has already pledged their support? Who has sacrificed without promise or hope of a compensating reward? Why, then, do you hoist yourselves onto high dragons?Mutare made stuff for all the races, and they didn't even know he existed. Mutare created a universe without wanting a reward, he just wanted to watch something grow. And you all stood by as that loving, caring, grandfather of the universe was slaughtered by a being from beyond the universe because he wished the child of that being to be free of its father's suffocating grasp. Just know, that the horrible chaotic daemon sultan was the only good guy here, and he was killed with a hammer. Such is the will of the universe I guess, and that will shall be extended to everything.
Most importantly, he's too dead to be at the meeting.
B: IC, Mutare created the universe because he was bored and wanted to watch something happen. Selfish? Yes, but when you're the only thing in existence it's kinda hard not to do things for yourself.
C: Mutare may be dead, but his death may yet birth a new Elder God of Entropy
Eversummer is ALL the human lands. So like 6 continents.Ah.
Everyone's leaving because this was less a conference than Aviran saying, "okay guys how about we try this" and then everybody else goes 'No F*CK YOU MAN' and two people are fighting in the corner and then everyone gets up and abruptly leaves, leaving Aviran wondering what the fuck just happened.Ah.
Voting against building defence for the time being. We do not currently have food and water supplies...+1
Promote the goblin that built the birthing pit to refuse manager with the duties of maintaining the birthing pit and keeping the place uncluttered.
Investigate the possibility of producing hats milk cheese.But don't waste time on it.
Use your mighty smithing powers to produce fire!...
Because Ardas may not be online?He's posted on this thread.
I will probably stay out of the Eversummer apart from rebuilding Riat, because I cannot adequately take on Thaneos at this time, nor do I really want to. My kids'll be peaceful and all that, and stuff, but I got Riat.I won't make any promises about Eversummer until someone reminds me what it is.
A pettifogging detail.Quote"How can you claim to be good, any of you? Where have you poured your very essence into making things better for a people which you know despises you? What is the creation you have created to do anything but benefit yourself or one who has already pledged their support? Who has sacrificed without promise or hope of a compensating reward? Why, then, do you hoist yourselves onto high dragons?I never claimed to be good.
This is actually on time!Even if it ruins my REM sleep!I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Get a job as a death. Assist in processing people.[5-2] You are Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Salamander. You chat with Death of Getting Glared At Angrily By a Giant Frog.
Become Chainsaw Eldritch God[3] You find someone with an eldritch chainsaw and steal it. [5] You find Axe Cop and go on weird but somewhat awesome adventures with him.
Go adventuring with Axe Cop
Magic girls become more powerful the nearer to death they are dead. Everyone power up[4] Magical Girls get another +1 each!
Distort the existence of this plain of death.[6] You distort it.
Continue recruiting people with no rhyme or reason. Seduce drunk girl. Distract Deaths with parties.[2] No one wants to join--everyone's busy. [4+1] The drunk girl removes her clothes due to seduction. It's super effective! [1] The Deaths decide to shun you.
>Bring life and features to the plane.[1] You die. In the Afterlife. Respawn? (Or, technically, have a you from a different universe or time wander into the area where the action is taking place, but who cares.)
Regain control over the fusion and begin consuming the deaths[2v6+100] You become a slave to Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo.
Escape from being in boss.[1-1] You become Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo's heart. [5+2] Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo has hats for blood.
Summon HatArmy. Even if I fail the first action, still summon the army.I
Ally all the factions onto one faction, neutral to the boss.[4] Okay.
Why didn't I respawn?For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWGMake Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,You do realize you were fused into it, right?