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Can't, too thick.How much? I can shape 20 cubic feet per casting. If we had to, we could make do with a hole only maybe 4 square feet in area, letting us through 5 feet per casting. Is it >10 feet deep from what I can tell?
It's a lot of rock.
Yes, they should also levelup and get stronger thus being worth the extra xpThat requires even MORE paperwork...
Let's try this:Much better.
Name: Mr. 'Murica
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Description: Extremely buff with too many scars to count
Bio: Some war boaster that really hates small people and punches every middle eastern and midget in sight.
Specialty: Charging enemy lines
Suggested Class: Brick wall
Name: Brick wall
Fluff: The military realized that regular soldiers died too easily so they developed steroid pumped super soldiers. Although Mr. 'Murica was just born that buff, so all the better.
Role: Tank, Pressing attack
Default Gear:
-Primary Armament: Repeating Grenade rifle: Grenades explode on impact, small clip.
-Sidearm: Oversized SMG: Very inaccurate, but shoots huge high damage shots.
-Gear: Remote device: Calls in an airstrike
-Melee Weapon: Dual Tomahawks
Hopefully this is a good balance between not so boring that the character is uninteresting and not completely insane.
Disaster, eh? You're expecting him to turn out like Mutare did, then.I actually picked Clade because it's latin for disaster, and latin words make the best names for gods. quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur and all that you know.What makes this amusing is that "clade" is a word. You're a taxonomic group consisting of all organisms descended from the most recent common ancestor of two given species.You could reapply as the Elder/Younger God of Entropy.IT SHALL BE SO.
Name: Clade
Elemental Concept: Entropy
Appearance: An amorphous blob of nothingness. Looking at it, you can see nothing, not even blackness.
Description: The Elder God formed by the previous Overgod's death. All things must come to an end, even Overgods. When that fact was realized, Clade was born. All Clade's actions will end in the advancement of the end of everything, even when it seems he is building things up it is because more will come crashing down with it. He might make a mortal a great king, and when he dies the entire kingdom will crash and burn. Such is the will of Clade.
Get flask.You can't get ye flask!
This is actually on time!Even if it ruins my REM sleep!I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Star eliminating factions. Summon Tim to help.[3] You summon Tiny Tim. [6] You eliminate the Defenders of Reality faction first! ...Wait. Crap.
Merge self with Arceus, the liches, and the Dark Lords to become the new final boss[6] You override my previous decision All the PCs, who were furtakaing everything pretty well even before I started twisting the results of your rolls towards that to create Furtakarcichlordandrandomprisonertoo. Who is not you. And who has bonuses equal to the total bonuses of all who merged to form him, plus unrealized faction bonuses, for a total bonus of: Oh, right, the minions. Let's just call it +50, just over what it would be without faction bonuses.
Lead the heroes faction in elimating the dark lords faction, with Persus' help.Furtaka beat you to it.
Upgrade to Magnificent Bastard Complete Monster.[2] You stay the same. As to the summon-replication: [6] Some actual Magnificent Bastard yous approach and decide they don't like you.
Summon yet more me's from the Far Realms.
Harness the distortions to reality to teleport away to somewhere safe.Meh. The distortions were destroyed with the universe.
become more powerful.[3] You get another +1 bonus.
For miasma.Sadly, the rotting bodies count as features. [3] You kinda do, too...
Watch as rotting bodies gives me a +1 to my rolls. Consume slade.
I never had a contract!Yes, you did. You got it when the Dark Lords summoned you, but that's a bit moot now that you got sucked into the new boss.
Did you notice that I was helping (or would have if there was any left when I got there), and that others had been talking--openly!--in the OOC thread about killing you?Yes, an ancient I would've eaten then killed if i was awake more than once an eon. I have learnt from my mistake.You actually failed because you got killed by an Ancient with a big hammer.Unlikely. You didn't try half that in Pantheon, and look where you are now. Now imagine you were just one of a dozen puppeters behind Mutare, and the other puppeters were the other gods...I only failed in Pantheon because I only got to interact with the world for 1 turn, and that was only to create the world. If I was awake, everything would've burnt. Pandas, goats, air, water, fire, nothing. I don't know how to make that last one burn, BUT I'LL FIND A WAY.
What makes this amusing is that "clade" is a word. You're a taxonomic group consisting of all organisms descended from the most recent common ancestor of two given species.You could reapply as the Elder/Younger God of Entropy.IT SHALL BE SO.
Name: Clade
Elemental Concept: Entropy
Appearance: An amorphous blob of nothingness. Looking at it, you can see nothing, not even blackness.
Description: The Elder God formed by the previous Overgod's death. All things must come to an end, even Overgods. When that fact was realized, Clade was born. All Clade's actions will end in the advancement of the end of everything, even when it seems he is building things up it is because more will come crashing down with it. He might make a mortal a great king, and when he dies the entire kingdom will crash and burn. Such is the will of Clade.
Ow. OW. WHY DOES MAGIC LOVE MY FLESH.You also get to add 1 to a stat. Yay levels!
Beg forPEELZhealing. Avoid the "tuh" syllable.
