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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: The New Final Boss
« on: February 11, 2013, 11:31:39 pm »This is actually on time!Even if it ruins my REM sleep!I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Become leader of heroes faction, gain faction bonus.[6] You get a +3 bonus.
Butt into Dark Lords meeting[4] They buy your story, then point out they already hated the Liches.
Point out that the Lich(ett(e(s))) are by canon not evil, thus the Dark Lords, being Evil and pround of it, must kill them.
Point out to the Liches that the Dark lords are evil and must be destroyed.
CONSUME COTTAGE[5-1v2+1+2] Due to the Power of Friendship, as well as other useful powers, the Magical Girls fight off your attempts to eat them out of house and home.
Summon a loyal HatArmy.[4+2] You summon a thousand (okay, 923) Hatlings.
Join new 'loyalist hats' faction.
Lead army to destroy the TraitorHats.
Save the SCP Foundation, by using the Spacetime rips[2+3] You do! [5] Spacetime avoids any new holes.
Respawn as the sentient embodiment of everything that has and will occur in this thread.[3] You respawn as the Sentient Embodiment of Last Turn. Ie, you embody everything that happened one turn in the past.
>Form and join Heroes splinter faction: Protectors of Reality[2] Shepard doesn't join accept your invitation.
>Summon Commander Shepard to faction
Party hearty.[4] Yeah!
BOSS TURN:
The number of factions has, thanks to da_nang's action, reached 11, which is so ridiculous it's not even funny. This summons Ursula, a universal sentinel with a gun like Tim's. He kicks Spinal_Taper out for being lazy and not actually defending anything.
The Dark Lords' resources are diverted to taking over the "rebel" Hatlings. [4+5v5] Which they do without significant casualties.
The liches, freed from their war with the Dark Lords for a turn, [5+5+4] summon 20 Arch-Liches, 29 Greater Liches, and 49 Liches.
The Murricans vote to invade the Magical Girls' cottage for autographs and such. [4+10-1v2+2] Due to their overwhelming numbers, they swarm inside!
Atlas is unhappy and [4+2] summons Zeus. Zeus promptly forces Atlas to hold the world.
Spacetime is still VERY screwed up. [6-1] It promptly fixes itself. Huh. Maybe what you needed to do was not try to save it. Peculiar...
Spoiler: Rules Discovered (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Arena (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Magical Girls (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Universal Sentinels (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Liches (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dark Lords (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: 'Murrica? (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Defenders of Reality (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Prisoners (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Who Died (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: En Liverium--Those Saved From the SCP Facility Whatchamajigger (click to show/hide)


