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I will simply attack the northern crystal four times with my kukuris!
Damages, and I hope the crystal isn't too hard.

It's theoretically active, we just need those last few players to submit actions...

I assume they do. I know they own beholder.

And mind flayers.

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A mime cries softly as he cradles a small cow. You see your grandfather as the cow falls apart into patties. Do that. Find a cow and eat it.

What's with you and Cuil Theory today?

For that matter, what is Cuil theory?

"Non sequiters aside, we do need food. I suggest that we go hunting. No need to antagonize the humans."

So...we're tied between "Dark Lords" and "The Obligatory Other." TopHat is the only one who didn't get any votes.
Alright then.

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I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Even if it ruins my REM sleep!

This is actually on time!

Attempt to summon another Fallout 3 faction.

[4] You summon...some Fallout 3 guys. Let's say Super Mutants.
What are SMs like, anyways?

Respawn
Recruit Nurgle to help me with the NPC virus
And by help I mean test it on him

[2] Grampy Nurgle doesn't respond to your call.

>CHARGE at nearest reality-opposing object and torch it/them!

Excellent choice.
[3v3] Xantalos dodges out of the way.

Corrupt the tower with the essence of YAFB I.

[1] You collapse the tower onto yourself. Respawn?

Convince Hatlings that, as their creator, I deserve to lead them.
If they disagree, utilise conservation of Hatjitsu to beat them up until they agree.

[4] They agree, you deserve to lead them. [1] From beyond the grave, because you're not getting out. Terrorist.

Pat each others back for a job well some, have a heart-warming episode about trusting your friends.

[6] Ratings skyrocket. Fans create a portal and swarm your nice little cottage.

BOSS TURN:
The Dark Lords decide to summon more Dark Lords. [6;6] The Liches summon Acerak, Xykon, Rasputin, Nagash, Azalin, Arch-Lich Kel'Thuzad, a lihc, a capital L, and a dracolich. The Dark Lords summon The Master, Dragovitch, The Lich King, Sekto, The Master, Null, Morgan Freeman, The Master, and TopHat.
The Presidents [6] begin a nation among the fans! This nation is a true melting pot of all races of Earth--white, black, yellow, pointy-eared, canine, extraterrestrial, etc--but quickly gets bogged down by politics. Especially since they decided to revert back to the Articles of Confederation. Dubya becomes president. (It certainly doesn't help that a lot of the nation is older men and little girls.)
The SCP Foundation tries to contain many breaches! [6+2+2] All things considered, it did too well. The entire Foundation gets lost in some deep corner of the facility...
[1] The TowerLich makes things worse by eliminating itself from reality.
Spacetime is still all ripped up. Might wanna fix that--it's an obvious target for someone trying to take over the world. [3] Out comes an empty town. The Murricans inhabit it.

Huh. You can make artifacts?
Dude. I never thought of that.

This isn't the first, y'know. Even before Shootie's hammer, which killed the Overgod, there was the first artifact--the Emerald of Life. You know, the one Emeraldhome was founded by?

Personality: Idiotic, makes the stupidest suggestions of the group

This will be fun to deal with...

The goals in the OP are higher than the goals of DF v1.0. Just saying.

"Shoot for the moon, for if you miss you will land in a really awesome fireball."
--Anonymous, for good reason.

I'd like to note that while I don't have ANY idea what's going on, this looks like it has potential. Watching and preparing to make more witty comments.