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My turn?
I will use my cone of fire on the same area as last turn.

24 damage to any cats in the area, unless they make their saves.

Name: Jack Clarkson
Specialty: Magic, Trying to Explain He's Not Actually a Bard
Equipment: Wand (disguised as kazoo), Robes, Crumpled Wizard Hat

At first I was confused. Then I realized that this was that other god game. No, the other other god game.

Head trough the south doorway, and grab the first Treasure I can see inside
Say Words

[3+1,3-1] You summon a...thing that looks like a hand holding a fancy cup of some kind. It wavers a bit. [4] It looks like something safe and helpful. As to the treasure, [3-1] you don't see any.

Head south.

You follow Javier C.

Yell HAT AX BOPPIT at the nearest person. Otherwise, yell it into thin air.

There is definitely Joachim.
[6+2,2+1] A blast of swords comes out your right hand. [1-7] In trying to point the blast at Joachim, you end up sending swords into your own legs and abdomen, ripping them off and apart, respectively. You're bleeding out and will die in a turn if no one heals you.

"Huh? What just happened?"
Dart for the southern door. Shout YAM at anyone trying to stop me.

Nothing tries to stop you, [5,3-1] and when you shout at the guy who stands in the way, [5,2-1] causing a bunch of vines to sprout out of your arms. You fall to the ground, encompassed by a plant sprouting from you.

Sprint through north doorway and Say Words while pointing behind me, as I just go through the door.

[2] Nothing seems to happen. You enter the room unhindered.

Leave through north door
Say words

You meander through the north door and [5+2,6] create a  hollow sphere made of arrows, 10 feet across. It seems to have a hole in one side you could enter.

run north, find an unoccupied room and say words

Running north, there are two people. Running east, there is a door leading to a room with no people. [6+1,4] You create a large sword, as big as the German zweihander, if not bigger, and made entirely of orangish energy.

Examine room more closely.

It is fifteen feet square, with shelves and a map. You find supplies including food, bottles of various liquids (some alcoholic), arrows, oil, torches, a few lanterns, books, plastic figurines, and even a Monopoly set.

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The eight spread out. Two are already almost down. The rest are a bit confused.

The statue in Room 1 animates. It says, ^"PROVE TO ME YOUR WORTH AND BE REWARDED. FAIL AND BE SLAIN.^"
The pool in Room 2 quivers.

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Say, want to start some alliances? Maybe get some aid from those in less dire need?

It came out on 2002........
That's one old computer....

It's also possible that your directions were a bit vague.

Anyways, I got the Lightshot thingy to wrok, so...a bit more work and we can begin!
Og course, RL will get in the way...

I appear to have Windows Less-Than-Vista.

Also, does the Teleporter's ability give the piece to an ally if he moves it to another board?

Yes.

Go toward city thing awesome style, which is by walking with my hands instead of my legs.

[2] You moan in pain.

Explore settlement.

There's...not much to explore.

Enter the metal shack.

prevent shadow dragon from entering shack

[3v5] ShadowDragon gets tackled by Persus!

Explore.

It is a familiar-looking place.,

Respawn, still raging.
Crush the closest player.
(DiabEEtUs, not diabetes)

[1] You are happy! You see Persus hugging ShadowDragon! You join the group hug!

Set up campt atone turn mark, inspect site from afar.

[3] You start a little fire and wish you had a tent.

Punch a tree down with my bare hands

Your hands are bruised.

Respawn as ALMONDMAN, the man made of almonds. Rampage towards the thing.

[1] You respawn as an almond. The cultivated kind.