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A) It's poisoned (to be fair, your character doesn't know that, but there's a thing called common sense)
B) AC doesn't matter if the fucking thing can't even  reach you

A. It's presumably injected poison, not contact poison, which means it needs to pierce DR to affect me.
B. I was tired of seeing you argue about how to cleverly get around it and chose to cut the knot.

Respawn, build something from the remains of the computer

[3] You build a little pile of ashes and scraps of silicon.

Reveal me and Tara are unharmed.

[2] Nope. Definitely dead.

respawn. Destroy magic barrier

What magic barrier?

Find a city.

Hm...nope! Try walking somewhere first.

Thanks Mr. skip-me-a-lot -_-

You died.

Anyways I'm assuming I got blown up in the nuclear blast as well since the guy defending me got killed too.

Good assumption.

I'm also assumming i got a perfect roll on my last action and I'm now a skilled programmer/hacker.

Bad assumption.

Respawn, figure out what's left of the "item spawning computer thing" for me to hack.

A pile of ashes and silicon being assembled by Furtaka.

Respawn as Wilford Brimley.
Search for oatmeal.

Respawn as who?
[2] Noatmeal.

respawn as a medieval knight. Then find civilisation.

[1] You are a medieval peasant, who notes only a bunch of people standing around in the crater, who you are no doubt subordinate to.

Um, let someone with DR 6/magic go. (Remember, that's DR 6 versus any nonmagical weapon.)

Next: Top, right, left.

Right. Lets let the guy with no way to trigger the buttons from a distance do the job.

How about, "We let the guy who has the DR and fast healing to survive whatever it throws at me do the job." Or, "We let the guy willing to do the job do the job."

Nah. How about the things that are going to happen to my character?

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Assuming that we can make golems out of golems...making a golem out of any cosmic structure more than several times Earth's size is going to be impossible, because it's either A. a gas giant of some kind, B. a star of some kind, or C. has a density comparable to or less than air. When we can make an air golem by carving sigils on individual air molecules, then we'll talk.

We can use magic to form the gases into sigil symbols, then let it control the rest of the body.

I don't think it works like that.
Anyways, simple physics will prevent a golem bigger than a gas giant or so from moving very fast, and anything bigger than a solar system from moving in a timescale where mortals would be able to notice.

Our galaxy moves about 600 kilometers per second. True, we don't normally notice this, but it doesn't mean it isn't moving very fast.

Actually, it does mean that. 600 kilometers per second sounds fast, but the galaxy is hundreds of millions of light-years across, so...

What I'm saying is that going up against a Kolaryut would be the equivalent of going up against 4 level 8 people. We could do it. Difficult and dangerous? Yes. Divine intervention required? No.

And what I'm saying is that while the numbers might suggest that, the numbers are about as trustworthy as those claiming a 10th-level orcish monk and a 10th-level gray elf wizard are equally hard to beat.

Besides, you're assuming we would help.

Why are you lot even looking we already know there's a trap.

We're not looking for a trap. We're looking for the lock.

Does Alecks know about the panels or was Renark very careful in his discovery so as not to alert his party?