I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Use Thunder on Gyrados (It's super effective!)
[2+2v4+2] Pufferfish uses Thunder on Gyarados! It's super effective! It's not very effective...
Also, Clef. We're in trouble guise.
Oh, please. You were facing a Loki empowered by several other gods. That's something like if 239 got the abilities of 682, was processed by 914 on "Very Fine," and got glued to 963.
Join Miscellaneous faction, gain +2 bonus.
[5] You get a +3 bonus.
Kill tower Lich
[1] You manage to get killed by the tower. The tower lich wasn't even moving that part of the tower!
Continue eating portals and other things. Grow larger.
There are no portals left, but you [1] manage to eat yourself, causing a decrease in total power.
Find a way to channel some of my essence (the events of YAFB-I) into a vial of water.
[4] You find a way.
The magic girls shall summon their spear counterparts, the shonen protagonists(Ok maybe they are not spear counterparts to magic girls.)
[5] Great, more TV Tropes. Screw it; The Shonen army is coming tomorrow (if you remind me, else all bets are off).
Kill Sauron
[4v2+3] You fail.
Pray to God of Hats for extra hat-summoning powers!
Then utilise said powers to make a HatArmy!
((no, I am not giving up on this))
[4] Your summoning powers improve. [2+1] You summon 10...watermelons?
Pray to God of Hats for extra hat-summoning powers!
Then utilise said powers to make a HatArmy!
((no, I am not giving up on this))
HIJACK PRAYER
ACQUIRE WATERMELONS
[5] 10 watermelons summoned!
BOSS TURN:
Two minor factions are sucked into the shredded spacetime due to me not knowing what to do with them! Magma is retroactively drained to hide how I've forgotten it for a couple turns!
Gyarados uses Hydra Pump! [6+2v6] Critical Hit!
Sauron summons [6+2] The Master, Voldemort, Darth Vader, Cthulhu, Hitler, and for some reason Ned Flanders. These seven Dark Lords (well, six and Flanders) start arguing over who gets to lead.
Knight Tiger offers to join the Heroes, to fight these Dark Lords.
Anyone know of any other Dark Lords?IF YOU WERE SKIPPED, YOU PROBABLY DIED.
No faction leader may have a faction leader bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers.
Familiars and other weak minions always die with the faction, unless tied closely to the master.
One action per turn.
If you want to make sure your bonus is accounted for, speak up.
PERMANENT HONOR FIELD!
Lich's Collapsed Rebuilt Tower (lich is genus loci; NSCP-001, Site-N1)
Ripped Spacetime
Former Shoehorn Empire
Cheerful Cottage
da_nang, Reality-Supporting Dragon from Space (+4 to avoid dying)
Empiricist, Embodiment of YAFB-I (in Narnia)
Xantalos, Autocannibalistic Rip in Spacetime (-1)
Minor Barrier (-1 to attackers)
Leader: scapheap, Sailor Moon (+2 from faction)
Blossom
Bubbles
Buttercup
Cardcaptor Torika
Pam Akumachi
Kitty Pride
Pistachio, GraveHaunter's Daughter, a twice-orphaned Froslass
Sailor Mars
Sailor Jupiter
Spinal_Taper, Former Crippled Cybernetic Hermaphroditic Improper Fraction Actress/Singer/Etc, Current Guy in a Bathrobe, In Japan
Leader: Lichette (+5, +2 from faction)
Dirg
Embodiment of Magic
Lich (+3)
TowerLich
Cthulhu (+3)
Darth Vader (+2)
Hitler
Ned Flanders
Sauron, Badly Wounded (+2, -1 from Wounds)
The Master (+3)
Voldemort (+2)
Dr. Bright
Dr. Clef
Dr. Gears
Agents [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]
12 Research Assistants
SCP-076-2
SCP-105
28 D-Class Personnel
TopHat (+1 to Summoning Hatlings)
Doomblade, Godlike (+3)
freeformschooler, Morris Broadband
Gyarados (+2)
GreatWyrmGold's Free Time
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