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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Pantheon Play Thread: In the beginning there was...
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:31:45 pm »
But where could we find such a cave? I'm no God of Stone, you know.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: New thread using Vanigo's Computerized empire-builder game
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:31:08 pm »Bah, that road isn't going to be 50 feet wide for just 1 labor and no stone.Leave me to my delusions!
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Also, for everyone building roads: They are totally useless until you start to move troops to defend/attack someone and the troops getting there earlier/later will make a big difference, its better to just save the labor for later use then to build a road (at this point at least).NOW you tell me...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:25:58 pm »That's good.Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?The anti semites.
Start lobbying for a bill/amendment that forbids discrimination by religion. (Which really should be covered by the 1st...)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Down in the Pits - A Portal 2 RTD - Turn 10: "It's a hallway" ACCEPTING PLAYERS!
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:21:48 pm »
Yell for people. Try to find a light-something.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 19 - Through Wide and Varied Lairs
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:21:10 pm »
Cautiously, quietly, open the door.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Wasteland (No Waitlists)
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:18:51 pm »
Again against my better judgement, let the necklace do so.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:16:05 pm »...A D3? How does THAT work?The traditional method is to roll a d6 and divide by two (rounded up), but you could also use a 3-sided regular polyhedra, which the SCP Foundation found once. Speaking of which...
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Also, i suppose the SCP foundation is now the Subcutaneous Calcium-based Projectile Weapons factory. What a change.Wait what? When did you get those?
> Dual-Wield SCP-127 and (apparently) SCP-067. Fire armor-piercing bone rounds at the enemy armored units.
Attempt to escape bindings, then heal.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! Perrin Ain't Carin'
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:12:15 pm »The ghost of Rakzad appears to Arthur."Um..." I think I heard something. Something I agree with.
"Well, this is sort of awkward, but it seems Billy just got himself offed, so we're now in the market for a new chosen one. You're not exactly ideal, but you do have some things going for you: you don't currently possess any sort of artifact of great power and are somewhat injured at the moment, so you fulfill the underdog clause; you're the only person to have survived since the first round as far as we are able to tell, so you have a touch of fate to you; and you're not exactly pure of heart by any means, but you don't seem intrinsically hostile to life, so you just about pass in that regard (though we will expect better performance in the future if our partnership is to succeed).
"So then, if you are in agreement, you may meet with our associate, Razdak, exactly 3 deaths from now. Otherwise, please let us know if you are not interested, so that we may pursue other candidates for this position."
Reinforce barrier, wish I had more than one throwing needle thingy.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Not Dead!
« on: February 01, 2013, 04:06:53 pm »
Xantalos's Action:
[5] NOT SURE WHY YOU TYPED IT SO MUCH, BUT... You get a raven, who immediately starts ripping up some dirt. More importantly, you get stabbed and need to respawn.
BOSS TURN:
The raven makes [4] a dirt writing desk.
The ShadowBomination [4+1v2] stabs at Xantalos. [1] He loses control of himself!
[5] NOT SURE WHY YOU TYPED IT SO MUCH, BUT... You get a raven, who immediately starts ripping up some dirt. More importantly, you get stabbed and need to respawn.
because Poe wrote on both?There weren't computers in the 19th century.
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attempt to destroy computer.[3] You kick out a screen.
Attempt to integrate the Nyanfort with the AI.You'll need to be more specific. I'm not sure what you're trying to do or how you intend to do it. Before you can elaborate, someone tackles you into the pit, [1] leading to your swift demise by brokenneckedness. Respawn?
Respawn and pick up my stuffMaybe. Who gave you the armor?
"Wasn't I wearing bullet-proof armor...."
Tackle Vorthon to the ground, kill.[6v2] You tackle Vorthon and tumble into the big pit, causing [1] his neck to break and [3] you to land badly on your left arm. Undeterred, you [5-1] dig something!
Get back to digging.
Walk south untill something is found.You find grass.
Who cares if i'm wasting turns trying to talk to a computer.... I have an idea![4,3] You get a book about hacking computers and a book about creating video game AI. WAIT...I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT WAS A BAD IDEA...
Respawn, type in "A book called 'Computer hacking for idiots,'" and then type in, "A book called 'Creating a true AI for idiots.'"
Look around. Don't respawn yet.You do. What were you looking for?
Find Tara.[5] You are reunited!
BOSS TURN:
The raven makes [4] a dirt writing desk.
The ShadowBomination [4+1v2] stabs at Xantalos. [1] He loses control of himself!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:34:53 pm »
I vote we talk to the redhead first.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Tower of Kryshtak(PBP 3.5 D&D Dungeon Crawl) In-Topic!
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:30:57 pm »
"Intriguing..."
((IC, have we heard about the catacombs?))
((IC, have we heard about the catacombs?))
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Tower of Kryshtak(3.5 D&D Dungeon Crawl) OFF TOPIC
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:30:25 pm »
I'm not too bad at ranged, either. I can dual-wield longbows or use breath weapons. It's kinda cool.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT SEQUEL'S FINAL BOSS: Spacetime's crumpled. Mean anything to you?
« on: January 31, 2013, 11:27:56 pm »I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Respawn as a rip in space.(There is no way this could end badly...)
Begin assimilating other rips in space (portals) and become larger.
[4] You do so, assimilating about half of the portals. Specifically, the portals to Aperture Science, Ray's castle, the Galaxy Core, Half an Hour Ago, Middle Earth, the Dungeons of Doom, Narnia, and Boatmurdered.
You forgot my roll. And if I died, I didn't see where. A "Who died" per turn may be nice.I'll try to remember that. (You died to Furtaka, IIRC)
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And if I -did- die, I repeat said action anyway. Magikarp must be MINE.[1] You turn the Majikarp into a Gyarados! A hostile Gyarados!
Magic girls start closing the portals((How does my faction bonus work GWG?))(When I remember it to.)
[5+2+1] You close so many portals, new ones to opposite locations open! No, this doesn't make any sense. When you get an 8, sense isn't something that happens.
Go to a safe location as far away from everyone else as possible.Good idea. [5] You flee into Narnia just before the portal there gets eaten!
get untrapped. Battle the Lich.[1+4] You're free! But you'll have to be more specific about which Lich you're fighting--there's at least half a dozen by this point.
LIKE I GIVE FUCKS. GO TO JAPAN. PARTY WITH SAMURAI. EAT SUMO FOOD. EAT SUMO.[4] You are in Japan. [5] You get appointed heir by one of the Samurai, who has drunk perhaps a little too much sake. You enjoy sumo food [2v3] but the sumo wrestler objects to being eaten.
Respawn as mostly-unhinged upper-class DF-player.[2] Aw. No army.
Summon HatArmy.
and HatWorkers.
Have HatWorkers build me a magma-proof fortress!
Begin closing the portals
Respawn, help with closing the portals.[5+1] The portals are now all closed. This ruins spacetime even more.
BOSS TURN:
The Lichette notes the large number of other liches. [5] She convinces them to all join a new faction, Liches.
The Battle of the Bosses rages on, between Knight Tiger, who has reclaimed his status as a villain; the Liches, a mighty power; Sauron; da_nang, who should probably withdraw; Tim, whose gun has switched modes to an area-affect thingy; and Misko27, who is looking for a way to get back at Dirg. [6+2v1+7v1+3v4(+4)v2+3v1+1] Misko27 and Tim are slain by overwhelming opposition. Sauron is grievously wounded, but reveals himself to be The Black Knight. Meanwhile, Knight Tiger proves himself to be unexpectedly awesome, holding his own against the Liches and even slaying that capital L.
Gyarados uses Has Bonus! [3+1] Gyarados has a pretty good bonus!
The SCP Foundation heads to the lich which is his tower and [4] classifies it as NSCP-001 as well as Site-N1. Oh, and they set up shop.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Tower of Kryshtak(PBP 3.5 D&D Dungeon Crawl) In-Topic!
« on: January 31, 2013, 10:58:51 pm »
"Greetings, Kenanth. What brings you here?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a new God OOC thread.
« on: January 31, 2013, 10:58:05 pm »If be "do that," you mean "irradiate the entire would to sterility," I would advise against it.Death by acceleration.We're a god of life and fire and chaos. Just turn the entire star into our own little soldier. Send a gamma ray burst at the EoT. That'll show them.
We can do that, right?
If not, I doubt it.