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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 30, 2013, 11:02:38 pm

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Quote from: Firelordsky on January 30, 2013, 09:01:55 pm

I will harbor you, GWG, if anyone feels too pissed at you.

And I will burn the house down. ALL WHO COLLABORATE WITH THOSE WHO TOUCH ME SQUIDDLES SHALL SHARE THEIR FATE.

Are you also furious at the goddess who pushed a mortal on to them, which they need to head onto land to find a spouse for?

Yes, but it was a first offense.

You're condemning someone for offering to protect me, when neither the protection nor the alleged "touching" of the squiddles has occurred yet. Your power is going to your head.

BTW offenses by anyone counts as an offense by everyone. Therefore, anyone else who tries to rape my Squiddles gets their shit kicked in along with the closest continent.

Trust me, no way I'm going to be the second offender there. Incidentally, does this mean that since no one else has done whatever you think I'm going to do to the squiddles, that I get one free pass?

Quote from: Unholy_Pariah on January 30, 2013, 11:03:36 pm

Is it just me or is GWG getting another +1 every turn?

((Nah, he's been at +4 for a bit. He moved up from +3 when I had him deploy the bipod for another +1. He didn't even ask to deploy it, it just seemed the thing to do.))

((I wasn't using the bipod at first?
Huh.))

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I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Proceed to kill everything evil

[6] Okay. Everyone check to see if you're alive.

Fuse myself with the universe, gaining omnipotence.

[1] You fuse with a black hole. This turns out to be a bad idea.
You cause a Time Paradox by not helping your past self out! Therefore, past-You is wandering around confused, freeformschooler didn't get empowered, and you stop existing completely!

Respawn and aid the Embodiment of Technology in battle.

[2] You don't help any, and in fact get bisected by the lich's backswing.

destroy all portals except the narnia one but have the Gm remember my +4 bonus this time.

[6+4] You seal off your corner of the universe from any way to move away! ...Oh, crap. You're trapped!

Engage portable honor, which lets me match any bonus! After all, spellslinging is an art...

[1] You engage a permanent Honor Field, drawing from your own lifeforce!

Attempt to figure out what is going on.

[3] There seems to be a bunch of magical girls in a cottage, a lich and Sauron battling some technological embodiment, a couple thousand tourists, and a ton of portals. Oh, and time paradoxes.

Attempt to leave the Magic Girls faction and join the Villains faction.

With Furtaka's help, you do! A bit more...permanently than expected, but meh.

Mass empowering event.

[3] You hand out a bunch of new, magical "toys" to console the girls over their recent losses due to a recent rabbit rampage. They had to put poor Fluffy down...

Wait... Shit.
Tourists. I hope to dear god they're not NetHack tourists...

Not yet, but they will be...
*points to the portal to the Dungeons of Doom*

>Battle the supervillains in glorious combat

You do. See Boss Turn.

THIS HATMAN
SHOWER INSERTGENDERPRONOUN WITH INFINITE CREDIT CARDS FOR GREAT JUSTICE

Sadly, he was killed in a tragic rabbit accident.

Survey newfound magical stuff from alternate dimension.
Snort magical stuff up nose if it fits.
All of it. Every last grain.

You start to, but lose it all suddenly and with a *pop* appear back in that weird portal-filled place.

BOSS TURN:
[6/2] Three new portals open up: One to Seattle in 2055, one to Seattle in 1000 BC, and one to Boatmurdered.
Four people battle: The Embodiment, the Lich, the Sauron, and the Guy who Is Just Really Hard to Kill. [2+4v6+3v5+3v2(+4)] Unsurprisingly, da_nang does almost nothing except get injuries from all three Bosses. The Embodiment gets some special bit knocked off by a temporary alliance of the Lich and Sauron, who recognize the crappy technomagical expy for what it is. [1] The Embodiment falls apart into Knight Tiger, who recognizes da_nang and is uncertain of what to do; Squidward, in his own body; Dr. Clef, who has no idea how he got there; and a whole lotta scrap.
661 takes 862 and [3] a copy of Charlotte's Web and enters the tower. Which, if you'll recall, is the lich. (One of them, and they're all the same guy; it's a long story, okay?) [6v1] The tower collapses on 661, taking one of my favorite SCPs with it.
The tourists go into random portals to escape! Some survive, others die, others get imprisoned, still others get reclassified as D-Class Personnel.
The portals activate! Well, they've been active, so here's everything that's come out:
Portal to YAFB Aperture Science [4]: The Lichette, Dirg, and Misko27, who look at the insanity and reconsider their rivalry.
Portal to Ray's Castle [2]: Nothing
Portal to Site 19 [6]: A whole bunch of Foundation personnel come out. They marvel at all the SCPs and anomalous objects they need to contain...
Portal to Galaxy Core [6]: The Embodiment of Magic (another lich form, don't ask) saunters out.
Portal to Half an Hour Ago [2]: Nothing
Portal to Middle Earth [2]: Nothing
Portal to One Turn From Now [3]: Squidward runs out of the portal, yelling at Squidward.
Portal to Dungeons of Doom [5]: A capital L exits the portal!
Portal to Narnia [4]: Out comes four kids who look like they think they're kings and queens.
Portal to New York [2]: Nothing
Portal to One Turn Ago: Nothing
Portal to Seattle (2055) [3]: A mangy dog
Portal to Seattle (-1000) [2]: Nothing
Portal to Boatmurdered [6]: Magma!

*facepalms*

+1

Sweet.

Lower class is relative. The lower class might be starving but live in pristine homes.

Do we have anything to suggest this to be the case?

Quote from: Firelordsky on January 30, 2013, 09:01:55 pm

I will harbor you, GWG, if anyone feels too pissed at you.

And I will burn the house down. ALL WHO COLLABORATE WITH THOSE WHO TOUCH ME SQUIDDLES SHALL SHARE THEIR FATE.

Are you also furious at the goddess who pushed a mortal on to them, which they need to head onto land to find a spouse for?

Surrender.

Why would you do that Arthur! I tried to save you all this time and now that I'm dead and you stab me in the back.

How is not killing someone a backstab?

It's basically me trying to make me not die to locusts and stuff. And not hating people arbitrarily.