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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 08:51:50 pm

Quote from: Persus13 on January 29, 2013, 06:55:33 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 06:48:21 pm

Comfort zombie, then continue interrogation more kindly. Possibly the weirdest sentence I've typed...well, certainly this week. It's only Tuesday.

This should be in your sigtext.

If you insist.

A quote from me has made it into GWG's sigtext. I consider that the pinnacle of achievement on the RTD forums.

Thanks. That makes TWO subforums I'm surprised to be renowned on!

Repeat inquiry:

Homebrew is fine if reviewed?

I've wanted to play this class ever since laying eyes on it.

Basically, it's a class whose features are based on becoming something...inhuman(oid).

Sorry to bug you, I just don't want to miss out because I didn't learn if the homebrew class I chose wasn't acceptable.

Quote from: Vgray on January 29, 2013, 09:12:40 pm

Did I kill my Goblins when the decided they hated me? No.

Jbyg said he loved his Dwarves. His "love" involves sending angels to slaughter them.

When a child disobeys you, do you not punish it?

Not with summary execution, no.

Alright, once I figure out where the IC thread is and an action with a reasonable chance of getting me into some Pantheon I'll post an action.

You're already leeching your power from me.

I mean from worshipers.
I'd set up my own cult, but mortals never like my gifts for some reason.

And so expansion continued, with new farms being plowed and a swamp being settled.

> Use my newly-created SCP-127 variant as incentive for contact with the Foundation. Request use of SCP-076 for battle.

SCP-127: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-127
SCP-076: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076

You may want to be a bit more specific.
...Nah, don't. I want to see you try to kill stuff with SCP-076-1.

Someone please kill me. PLEASE. Seriously this isn't funny


Attempt to die by ingesting a holy hand grenade

No HHGs around. Oh, wait.
[3] You lose a leg.

Close all portals except the one to alagaisia.

[1] You open several new portals and close the Alagaesian portal!

Morris Broadband, the obsessive-compulsive cable repair guy, meanders on scene and attempts to get his bearings while checking his pockets.

You have [3] a wrench. And this doesn't look like a place that would have cable. It looks like a place with a tower and a cottage and a battlefield and a bunch of portals. Speaking of portals, you get thrown into an alternate dimension by some guy you saw in a horror movie once, [5] but escape with some sort of magical stuff of some kind.

Respawn into the Sane People faction, gain +2 bonus.

[2] You don't get a bonus.

Turn power-pants inside out. Wear on head.

[4] You do. It works.

Respawn as Hannibal Lecter

Quote from: Xantalos on January 27, 2013, 10:52:26 pm

*sigh*
Kidnap a random family member of one of the players who killed my bros.
Sequester them away in an inaccessible dimension and horrifically torture them while broadcasting their screams to the player.

[4] You respawn, stumble through a portal, chat with your one-turn-in-the-future stuff, head back through the portal, grab someone, stick them into such a dimension, and [5] get informed by your future self that the dimension allowed that someone to escape, empowered.

It seems I and FFS are the same. GAIN ART SKILLS OF HIM AND REMORSELESSNESS OF I. MAEK SCARY DRAWINGS.

[5] ART SKILLS GET!

Let Furtuka go. Teambuilding excise.

[4] Furtaka the three-legged rabbit is free! Some of the younger Magical Girls cry.

Summon Hatarmy.
Sen HatLeader to lead the army and destroy anyone who attacks the supervillains.
Also Ask the HatGods for a blessing.

[1] You summon Antihats!

BOSS TURN:
First off, some more people come out of the portals.
Portal to YAFB Aperture Science: [6] A drunken fool emerges! What was that guy's name again?
Portal to Ray's Castle: [5] Out comes a new model HERACLES-II robot!
Portal to Site Something-or-other: [5] Out comes a rude-looking guy with a pair of bookends.
Portal to SSB Arena: [1] A Magikarp exits.
Portal to Galaxy Core: [4] Another GreatWyrmGold?!?
Portal to Half an Hour Ago: [6] The Lich cometh.
Portal to Middle Earth: [6] Sauron in the height of his power comes with an army of orcs.
Portal to One Turn From Now: [1] Xantalos hops in and out.
Portal to Dungeons of Doom: [4] Out comes a lowercase h!
Portal to Narnia: [2] Nothing
Portal to L4 Point: [2] Nothing
Portal to New York: [6] Out comes a bunch of tourists.
GreatWyrmGolds try to negotiate a truce among players from the original YAFB. [2] They fail. [5v2,6v5] They get destroyed by the Romantics, assisted by the Conservatives.
The Embodiment of Technology takes control of all four HERACLES machines, the power pants, and the just-completed Heat Ray!
The Lich summons [1] misko27, his most ardent persecutor!
Sauron readies his armies.
The three bosses charge at one another! [2+4v6+3v2+3] Sauron's orcs suffer massive casualties, and the lich manages to single-handedly slay the Embodiment's few minions. It's uno a uno a uno, possibly mano a mano as well.
Tim shoots at the portals! [4] The portals to the L₄ Point and the Super Smash Brothers Arena are closed!
The Magical Girls survey the field, and [2] decide to have a filler episode!
[5] A new portal opens, and a Xantalos steps through it.