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Quote from: gman8181 on January 28, 2013, 03:39:28 pm

Kill two of them and drag the last one back to torture his ass for disrespecting us.

Yes meat for the child, fear saturated meat!

I can't help but be disturbed when I approve of murdering two people and torturing their brother...
That doesn't mean I don't, though.

I got sigged?

I got sigged!

I just noticed this.

Ah, yes, post-sigging rush. How I wish I still felt it as strongly as when I was first sigged. It's truly a pleasure, isn't it?

Oh, I hope so.

I don't think it will be, but maybe.

Name: Uben Bloodyclaws
Race: "Deep" Dwarf
Bio: Uben was a common mechanic with dreams of something greater. He was suspected for a series of murders in his Mountainhome, all executed with overly complicated devices, but too many people died too fast and he left an empty hall filled with dried blood and fresh corpses before he could be punished. More coming when I'm not so tires/

Between those ideas, I'd prefer the goblin one.

Suggest that Gloria punish the last guy as she sees appropriate.

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2013, 11:48:44 pm

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

(How long will I keep this up? Who knows?)

Scream for someone to rescue me from this living hell!

But you like it! Oh, and you get a nice ribbon!

Wait a second...
SUMMON 13645874325858532484480905435775^2424887432589832277446 VERSIONS OF ME FROM OTHER UNIVERSES
GET GIGANTIC BONUS
KILL EVERYTHING

I'm feeling heroic. Stop Xantalos. Try and get the assistance of Tim and myself.

Blast Xantalos.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 26, 2013, 10:51:09 pm

Wait a second...
SUMMON 13645874325858532484480905435775^2424887432589832277446 VERSIONS OF ME FROM OTHER UNIVERSES
GET GIGANTIC BONUS
KILL EVERYTHING

Drain more teammates of power and throw it at Xantalos, which should NOT help his action.

Battle Xantalos.

Intriguing.
[1-6] You create a rip in time to a new dimension. An eye in the shape of a spherical tetrahedron glances in, followed by several equally-impossible tentacles reaching in and grabbing the omnicidalists. Said tentacles then close the rip.

I'm feeling heroic. Save Furtaka. Try and get the assistance of Tim and myself.

They're busy impeding Xantalos, but you [4] help Furtaka not get grabbed by a tentacle.

Wonder where my army went.
Summon reinforcements for army.
Leap through portal to Ray's castle.
Loot nearest town.
Leap back out.
Now I have payment for the Heat-Rays

[6] You summon some Hatling Rebels! Leaping through the portal, you hurry to town and [4] steal some neat stuff, including a nose. [3] This is accepted as a down payment.

Respawn as self.

Launch massive colonization venture on general area of arena.

[5] You colonize the general area!

Try upgrading again. Must become postape.

[3-1] Nope.
(The -1 is a modifier I often forget.)

Use scrap of gundam unit to create power armor.

[3] Hm...not quite enough. You have nice power pants, though!

GM TURN:
The supervillains begin work on a heat ray.
The Rebel Hatlings begin a magical ritual...
All other NPCs gang up on the Shoehorn Emperor. [1+4v3+3] The Emperor resists the assault.

Illegal goods?

Poison, obviously
Certain magical/alchemal substances, or substances believed to have such properties
And...surprisingly, I've got next to nothing.