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Say hello to the bee lady and FUCKING ABSCOND!

SURE! Say hi!

Wait.

Scary, arm-bladed creature which eats bark...

We made a Hork-Bajir.

...

I have no idea what to do.

Turtles  with a size of a cat. Reproduce by eggs. Eat flammable materials  have no internal organs as they  powered by magic of fire... Store  fire in their shells, can open holes in the shell and shoot rays of fire, warm air, smoke or ash
Have sticky retractable legs, can attach themselves to almost any surface, have  a hard shell that have great insulating properties. Feel sources of heat, so can aim at enemies even with head hidden. Doesn't fully die unless fire inside the shell is extinguished, If head\legs are injuried\lost\dead they will regrow, come to life if there are enough energy inside ( so even if it's deathfielded it's not exactly died)

I likey. He he he...

Civilian roles:
1) Provide fertilizer (ash,)
2) Heaters (produce warm air).
3) Waste bin

Military roles:
Can be used as
1) Small turrets with a serious punch for it's size that can be attached to anything, can be carried to any battle and positioned in key places with little preparation
2) Jet engines (they shoot warm air)
3) Smoke generators
4) Alive mines ( being small they can hide and attack when needed)

Excellent...

In short: very universal creature to have.
May make large turtles too, but small size provide many benefits, from faster reproduction to stealth to  to utility so should start with those

The Chaos Turtles I proposed are sea turtles. In American English, the land chelonians are called "tortoises," freshwater ones are called "turtles," and marine ones are called "sea turtles." What are they called in whichever version of English you speak?
But yes, huge Turret Tortoises would be sweet. Tank Tortoises.

Call myself from YAFB 1. Explain plan, then invite him in to continue wrecking everything.

You are already there. Both of you.

Turn towards the gurgling.

Keep using the Rocket Launcher until it's out of ammo! Use explosions from rockets to their best result!

Slaughter my enslavers!

[1] You...don't. Instead, you willingly get tickled! Yay!

Make onmicidalist faction again.
Kill players and stuff.

[5] You team up with you to make the Omnicidalists.

respawn as a vest-wearing, cybernetically-enhanced chimp.

Um.
[3-2] You're a chimp.

Defeat the Keystone Kops in a battle between armies!

[5+2v3] Yeah, they're gone.

While he is getting pulped/distracted, lead army to take out his Kop Lieutenants

Not sure how they're "his," but you help!

Weaponize the clunk.

[1] The Clunkbomb is activated! By the time it penetrates the armor, it's not very powerful...but the mech is destroyed!

The villagers and whatnot. Also ask whether to finish You are Stuck in Traffic.

Um.
[4] Sacrificed. Old Spinal_Taper is summoned! Um.

Look at new form, and decide that I must kill myself so a more skilled magic girl can take my place. Impale self on spike of magic draining. Throw spike at another magic girl while shouting "TAKE THE POWER."

[6] This plan succeeds, except for the part where people get hurt. Yay!

"eh good enough"
Dress the Mundane Guys in Sailor Senshi outfits and send them after the magical girls!

[2v2+1+1] Um...that fails. Big time. Maybe wait until the Mundane Guys are more than three in number?

Magic girls hit the magic gym(for magic bonus)

[2] Everyone has fun, even Corai! Sadly, they don't get stronger.

Summon army of Hatlings.
Arrange for Keystone Chief to fight the Shoehorn Golem in a duel.

[5] An army of 150 Hatlings is summoned! The Keystone Chief gets killed.

BOSS TURN:
Tim [6] hits the Shoehorn Golem with his Gun, but the shot reflects off of him into Old Spinal_Taper! Old Spinal_Taper is brought down to normal!
The Shoehorn Golem himself jumps! [1+4] He flies up to the Magical Girls and the Dragons, and attacks both! [3+4-1v6+1;1+4-1v5+1+1] He misses everyone and lands! [6+4] He crumples into a ball and will miss his next turn!
The Dragons strike back! [5+1v6+4] They don't do much.
Black Mage rests. (6/8)
The Boss looks dumbfounded through the portal, unseeing or unknowing what it sees.
Out of the portal spills past or future versions of various people! First is a big robo-dragon, pursued by the lichette and Dirg. Following the newlyweds are misko, Corai, and a thrown turret. [4] The portal does not change.
The spacetime crumple worsens! [2] A rip extending back to You Are the Villain opens! Some villains no one has ever heard of come out!


(Wait. I now exist twice. In a Roll to Dodge I GM.
Temporal rips are fun.)