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Roll To Dodge / Re: RTD - Roll to Dodge Library & Hall of Fame (updated 1/16)
« on: January 24, 2013, 09:47:57 pm »Only that one.Okay then. Darn...I guess I could add a Master TAoM index to whichever made it...
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Only that one.Okay then. Darn...I guess I could add a Master TAoM index to whichever made it...
I will almost always go first and will dodge almost any blow. I don't need toughness.I never intend to sleep! ...And I'd fail on the roll even if I rolled a 6...Oh, and my luck would help.Well right now LCK determines how much loot you get from treasure and one other secret thing until you discover it. The way your character is now is.... like a thief. A really fast thief.
Anyways, my plan is simple.
1. Try to avoid combat.
2. If I run into combat, use my speed, agility, and Luck to avoid getting hit.
3. Hopefully my Luck will give me a big advantage.
Anyone interested in an alliance, I have a revolver after all...Want to join ours?
Well, problem.Because BB guns are generally useless, except for light tissue damage, or in the most extreme cases some brain damage. Some giant arms length needles can poke someone's face in half. Or something.The needles have melee use though D:. We can all live happy that Archuk has been avenged assuming this roll doesn't suck balls.Yeah, yeah. But, seriously, what possessed you to destroy a weapon?QuoteEDIT: Also You get whatever Billy drops assuming this roll is once again not terrible.Good, because I'm unarmed. And injured.
Okay you know what I have no idea why I did that.
Edit: I asked GM myself, the needles have higher damage but a little lower range. I say totally worth it.
Bless bayonet to become holy bayonet.[3] You mutter and pour holy water over your bayonet. Wait, where'd you get holy water?
Begin stabbing people.
Type 'fairy magic manual'.[3] You get a neat little book. It is titled "Faerie Magick," and seems to be a chapter book aimed at 1st-graders or so. (As someone who has read a chapter book to a 3-year-old in one sitting, this makers sense to me.) Someone stumbles over, trying to grab Tara. You [5v1] stick out your leg, causing him to trip into misko's newest hole.
"Coooome back yous stu... uh.. stupid hairy! Let meh eat chu!" Yell that was trying to knock out the fairy with the bottle.[2v4] Tara avoids getting eaten. [5v1] You trip into a deep hole! [3] You land on a soft cushion.
Keep running. Try to distract it with something.[6] You know what would make a great distraction? Food! I wonder what Nyanfortresses eat...you? Worth a shot. Huh, turns out they do! The Nyanfortress is distracted! Respawn?
Ask for the hazmat suit and pick[3] ONE AT A TIME. You get a handle (for a pick?) and a Geiger counter.
Apply green goo to dead body....[5v5] The result sucks itself and your hand into a Dimension of Things Best Left Undefined. [4] Your hand grows back, all silvery; tendrils of fleshy color are spreading over it. [5] You ponder this, then [3] kinda remember the grapple rules.
Respawn and type in Gas Mask[5] You get a gask mask.
I DON'T REALIZE MY MISTAKE. KEEP DIGGING. DIG TILL I STARVE TO DEATH IF NEEDED WITH MAH BARE HANDS.Well, you're not sure. The first Facility is pretty much just some rooms. The second is a hole.
IF I CAN"T DIG KILL SELF.
So how ready is the facility in terms of digging?
Spawn and type in 'Pick'. Dig a bunker.[3] You get a rusty pick and [6-1] dig a bunker.
The needles have melee use though D:. We can all live happy that Archuk has been avenged assuming this roll doesn't suck balls.Yeah, yeah. But, seriously, what possessed you to destroy a weapon?
EDIT: Also You get whatever Billy drops assuming this roll is once again not terrible.Good, because I'm unarmed. And injured.
I never intend to sleep! ...And I'd fail on the roll even if I rolled a 6...Oh, and my luck would help.Name: "Min Maximus" (real name: Charlie)
Bio: A random gamer with about as much backstory as a lot of these guys.
Gender: Male
Color: White...okay, yellow
Str: ----
End: ----
Dex: +++++
Pwr: -
Lck: +++++
Wil: -
Aw yeah. Min-max FTW.
Poke charlie while he sleeps
Bob Str:1+2
Charlie end:1-4
Bob pokes you in the eye while you sleep, you wake up screaming then die from the massive infection you recieved from the tiny bit of dirt trapped under his nail.
For protection! And for me to have something to do!(otherwise no point of being the captain in chargeProtection from what?)
Besides its not like the militia can't do other things when there's nothing to fight(we ARE acting tike an engineer corps atm if you didn't notice; that leaves more people free to do essential stuff by having us do the grunt work).Why not have them do that, and not work on making them an actual militia?
As for the comm tower, how is that NOT a good idea? people outside the colony(i.e. the dedicated mining base Zan wanted) can't exactly shout and be heard if something goes wrong, and I'm not sure what sort of comm system we have already so building a dedicated one should make that not an issue.Fair point.
Wait, wha?He's going to kill you. And I support him because you never accepted my avatar's invitation to tea!Why are people so focused on Udil?Because he's awesome. He's a dwarf. He slew a T. rex by a different name with his bare hands. And he's challenged a god for revenge!
Fangdrakes were stated to be enormous! What kind of dogs have you been spending time with?That's a T-Rex? I thought they were dog-sized rhino lizards.Why are people so focused on Udil?Because he's awesome. He's a dwarf. He slew a T. rex by a different name with his bare hands. And he's challenged a god for revenge!
Why are people so focused on Udil?Because he's awesome. He's a dwarf. He slew a T. rex by a different name with his bare hands. And he's challenged a god for revenge!
I dislike idea to move ourself undeground, we aren't dwarfs. We are elves)I don't think anyone was proposing we move everything underground. However, an underground chamber where we can grow stuff would be pretty useful, don't you think?
Ome thing to consider: Our forces (except some elite units) are way, way, way tooHm...
a) melee
b) slow
c) alive
First we need to make much more firejackets by producing excess heat. They are useful for economics, but they are good for combat, too. We need some to spare (BTW, why did they stop to increase their numbers? The tree of fire was made for that purpose)Agreed. Making more firejackets improves both economic and military strength.
Secondly, we need soulless golems powered by fire magic (they need something burnable to eat), attacking with that fire. They shouldn't be alive. No life magic for them. Bonus if we can make them levitating (Krait's aid) and use jetlike propulsion. And if they will be childsized that's good, too. That's mean more of them. Such thing are impossible to kill by death or lightning and hard do crack by brute force. Hello, MaherExcellent idea.
Thirdly. We need to turn at least that 8 mage souls into booners , both for economical use ( plant) and pure combat. I don't get that antiboon movement at all... That's so much wasted potential. And they can be capable fighters (And motivated ones, they hate Justicars) 4 fire, 4 plant creaters. Nice magic support for any combat. And useful in civilian lifeNo arguments here.
And fortifactions\fortifacation\fortifactions. That's better than troops for the defensive war.Fortifications??
Use that rosebush to turn our land into boccage. It's damnedly bad terrain to advance through. Especially if boccage attacks you.I'll take your word for it, because I'm not sure what a boccage is.
Upgrading chaos trees is also goodAll sounds good.
Old plain palicade can work, too
Land mines, pit traps with our spiders in them, poisonious plants
And don't forget about our flying fortress
Oh no, our forces are too alive?Given the number of death-based gods we face...it's a concern. At least make some more golems.
While golems might be nice, making thm eat flammable things, instead of just being animated by magic the same way Tiberius and Laskus are, is kinda unneeded.Indeed. Stick a chunk of manarack in each.
We've gone up against Death Magic, true. Thwt's why we needHm...and what would the Life Field do when not supressing Death Fields?synapseaura creature that suppress death magic in a field around them, like the opposite of those death fields the priest's had. But stronger. A lot stronger.
We're a god of life. We shouldn't begin abandoning one of our domains, one of the most useful ones,msimply because we're facing something that has the opposite. You don't think we can't make trouble for death as much as it can for life? Should we give up Fire when going up waist Grumugga? Chaos when fighting Order? No. We use them to beat our foe's domain, by being clever, creative, and most of all, using overwhelming force in weak spots.Don't abandon it, just don't overspecialize in it.
Oh and one more thing - why farm stems undeground, wasting huge resources to make that chambers, if stems rise quite nicely in the forest?The only resources we'd need to use would be making luminescent fungi, which would be useful in the flying fortress and for export to anyone who uses humans in their mines. And while the forest is nice, it's easier to wall off the village and the entrance to the Stem-Cave, letting us build huge forces back there.
I'd very much prefer to give every worshiper a boon just from a roleplay point of view and as a way to get worshipers - Worship Donut, pray for him at least 20 minutes per day and you'll get a minor boon instantly! He shares the power he gets from us! Quite an attraction. Quite a difference from other gods. If that was a single player game I would did that long time before. But I am not gonna push it hereI quite agree with that point of view and am inspired to start a multiplayer game using the same mechanics. But I probably won't.
As for boons usefulness, I expect new creature from the alchemist pretty soon with high chance for success... His major boon has been active... hmmm. 2 days? Thats 8 mana. plus one more day to finish that's 12Agreed.
IMO not bad to have a new creature for that cost, how do you think?
And a head werewolf to train them...QuoteEDIT2: You know what would make a great spec ops creature?You know what will make great spec ops? Werewolfwes... if only we had them....
Just to point out...Or.QuoteCurrently we're being overprotective of our worshipers because we have very few of them. We cannot afford to lose a single one.It's not entirely true, when worshiper dies we lose only 1\3 of his mana generation. ( that means 1 death - 1 mana daily) not something that can kill us. And get a soul to use as we please
^ The problem with werewolves their feral, they are also incapable of independent thought needed to make spec-op units more effective. Although they will make excellent flankers or calvary due to their speed.Yup, Laskus has shown himself to be utterly inept at spec-ops, he so didn't come up with the idea of "poisoning" goblin supplies with spores and only kills, kills, kills.
Well, we kinda are a king. And these people expect a king, most likely.QuoteWhat's wrong with Creating a reward system for our worshipers?Rewards are for slaves\servants\serfs\kids\employees. Free people get rights.
...
No, we don't rewarding good (obedient) behavior, we are returning mana back to community in form of boons if we think that it's beneficial for it... Don't act as a damned king
Let's put the statpoint in cheating.+1 if possible