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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« on: January 22, 2013, 08:30:10 pm »
Stop! FIGHTING!
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For the prize let's have something like, a kiss from the fairest (unwedded) maiden of our small town, or something. Doesn't cost money, all in good fun.Sounds like a plan.
Two -1's. So?Actually you got a -1.Well fuck... i had to roll a oneIf it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Stop the bleeding with the panties. Tie them over my stump or something.
Crawl quickly to the chainsaw, grab it, and crawl away quickly.
Well fuck... i had to roll a oneIf it makes you feel better, I got a 0.
Anyways looks like it'll be a while before I get to play. Unless the death rate isFixed that for you.abovenot below average atm.
Dig ramp down into hole, continue digging. IF I DON'T HAVE A SHOVEL, DO IT WITH MY BARE HANDS.[4-1] Ramp dug in a spiral. With bare hands. [6] It looks a bit shaky, then it doesn't. Because it filled up. Then you die. Respawn?
Continue the killing.[4] You kill misko.
Set the dry areas on fireIt's not dry anywhere yet. Besides, you died. Respawn?
[5] You kill Furtaka and Xantalos.Continue the killing.Aid action
Rage out attempt to eat the fairy again! I wants those fairy powers![6] You shove the fairy into your mouth. It had some pin or something in its hand, and the back of your throat [1] kinda gets shredded. Respawn?
Spawn as generic soldier.So generic, no weapons!
Type 'pickaxe' put out superBlast' eyeYou get a pickaxe and stick it into the dead guy's eye.
KEEP TOASTING! Also, start selling the toasted Nyancats for two dollars apiece.Strangely, no one wants to buy. Or maybe they just don't have money.
Fortune also favors those who don't rush into that they can't handle.Fortune favours the bold.Patience, Grasshopper. But yes...eventually...Yes, comparing to her magnitude, Maher is a minion. He can't know everything about herNot for long. Soon, we'll have him begging for scraps.
And we are a minion comparing to Maher...