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"I want to help you"

It does not seem to respond to spoken commands.

Get drunk on life. Initiate Drunk Boxing.

[3] You fake being drunk and [3] punch the wall successfully.

"You know AI,I'm Harry don't listen to your shit,Have Big ego think your self higher than human,I'm going to New york"

It doesn't responf to your speech.

Try again.

No problem, I have perfect memory of everything I've read.
[1] You wake up and feel great! (+1 to not dying)

respawn as another fractal neanderthal. Type 'toaster' into the keyboard and press enter. Use toaster to toast those delicious feline bastards.

[4] "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..." "MRROOOW! MROOW! mrow..."

Teach the fairy.

[2] The fairy doesn't really seem to understand. [3] She seems to be understanding English a little now, though.

My head got ripped off!? Hell no I won't respawn, I'll creep shadow-whatever out by still being alive and yelling incoherent drunken words at him!

[2] Nah, you are definitely dead.

Teach the fairy the art of typing. You see, if you put a 1000 apes at a 1000 typewriters, you would eventually produce the greatest dadaist novel ever written. What you don't know is that it would be the product of exactly one ape's imagination, an ape that's a cut above the rest. A real, honest to goodness ape genius. That ape is me.

[5] You teach the fairy how to type. Not that she understands what she's typing, of course.

Kill Gm, smash computer, stab pod,  bash wall to pieces with my skull.
 
ONE OF THESE WILL WORK.

[N/A, N/A, N/A, 6]
You can't kill me, reach the computer or pod, and bash your skull to pieces with the wall. Respawn?

GM TURN:
The fairy plays with the keyboard.
The other ShadowDragon returns south.
The NyanCats [3+1v4] try to mob Vorthon but don't really succeed.

*crunches numbers* I'll take that bet.

There's a big problem with defining what's "most" important to a society: It implies that that's all that matters. And nothing can EVER fulfill that criterion.

A utopia requires freedom, peace, happiness, and prosperity (IMHO). If any of these things is gained at the expense of two or three others, it's not really much of a utopia.

Any good solution to a major problem is a combination of many smaller solutions, each removing a cause or mitigating an effect. A utopia seeks to fix many (if not all) problems a society has, most of which have vastly different causes and effects. Therefore, it stands to reason that creating a utopia would require a massive number of solutions. (Unless you kill everyone and call it a utopia or something, of course.)

Quote from: Ultimuh on January 21, 2013, 04:37:36 pm

Quote from: Remuthra on January 21, 2013, 04:33:38 pm

>Dig random holes in celebration of your new drill

Unless we can fill those holes with dirt, we should avoid this.
Because we might need the space to build stuff!

They would make useful pit traps, to stop people sneaking up on us. You know they're watching, just waiting to steal our drill.

No pit traps until we know where our base is going to be.

((Hey, I'm not terribly interested in trusting the new guy with a deadly weapon...))

"Shall we choose our next victim? Sister or whatever his name is, to the south by that office chair?

((...but I will return it if he can prove himself. And if he gives back my BB Gun.))

Enter. Look around.

Locate map of Sector 004.

I've got a couple ranks in Persuasion and a few in Wordsmithing.

And seven if Perform (Mining), which is obviously a typo.