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type 'abc for fairy book'

[3] You get a simple little board book, with letters on each page alongside a couple pictures. The fairy seems to like the pictures.

Kill self. Don't Respawn.

[2] You stick your head underwater, pass out, and float face-up. You can breathe!

Teach fairy to make fire and burn things. Lead by example.

[1] You teach the fairy fire safety. scapheap approves.

Set self on fire and head deeper inwards

[4-1] You get your hair smouldering. After diving into the juice, it goes out. [5] There are some rooms, filled with juice, and not much else. Oh, and the juice is slowly draining into the sides of the place--it's a foot lower than it was when you came down here.

Get drunk on juice.
Initiate Drunken Boxing.

Hm...it seems to be non-alcoholic! Plan foiled!

Type in "Hey, how can I help you?"

WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Sane Artist was Houdini Himself,

"I'm sorry AI,I'm harry houdini,I'm Very hard to kill,I always get Soff-off free"

[2] Sorry, you're the boring kind of lich artist. Well...the boring kind of artist, turned into a lich.

Keep going back south to where I started.

You run into ShadowDragon. Before you can properly greet him, he surprises you by [4+1v2-1] running at you and ripping your head off. Respawn?

Wonder why fun time starts when I'm not around. Type 'Infinite Nyancats' on the keyboard, and press enter.

Time keeps on slipping (slipping, slipping)...into the future.
[6] A bunch of Pop-Tarts with cat heads and legs, which I'm pretty sure is what a Nyancat is, come out and maul you. As you feel yourself ripped to shreds, you feel a bit gipped. This is a FINITE number of nyancats!

Ninjas:

Kill self.

[2] You follow misko's lead.

Respawn, carry out my threat.

Which threat?

So.

Wood does have less HP. (Told you so.)
Clay takes more damage from slashing weapons, but less from blunt and has more HP.
Stone takes more damage from blunt and less from slashing, in addition to having the same HP as clay.
Clay is the fastest of these to make, while stone is the slowest.

...I see why the Golem of Prague was made of clay, as will be ours.

Locate a map of Sector 002.

It has been suggested in the OOC thread (and I agree) that we accept Serena's deal, provided we can end it at some point. I'd like to also add that we would give Serena more than 2 weeks' notice before ending the deal.

Dry clay is brittle, wood bend a little with the blow.

Dried clay, yes. As long as it's not baked, though, it's still a bit malleable...and you can repair it more easily. Just pour a bit of water on the wound and reshape the clay.

And, I give up. I can't even physically accomplish what I intended, even if the dice were kind. Therefore there is no point to trying, since failure is the only option.

You could, if you weren't stuck in a hole.

What does the d stand for?

Divine. As in, only affects gods. Just Jebyg, please.

I won't bother, then.

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Did we get treasure and XP from the last couple sessions yet?