Do the Twist, then the Bird, then the Malfunctioning Nuclear Reactor.
[4] You dance. The fairy claps.
Climb out of hole.
Hm...no dice, there isn't any kind of ladder or something to escape through. This was not well-thought-out...The juice flood doesn't help, either.
Type in 'copious amounts of beer'
[3]
THAT IS BAD FOR YOU. A bunch of fruit juice gushes out at you! [2] You are swept into a hole!
I did or simply false dead,FIND OUT NEXT TIME,Which is now
Hm...[5] You seem to be a little false-dead...
Respawn as pilot with SMG.
Find a working computer.
No SMG, no computer. Shoot. Or, you know, don't.
This is LAME.
Automate process of tying in "instruction manual for furnishing labs in modern-style" and following it so I don't have to type it. out. I guess hat would take, 4 or 5 turns. See you then.
The only thing that keeps me going is the thought of derming the goddamned hell out of it.
Seeing as you are in a juicy hole, the only computer available is stabbed and juiced, and the computer you presumably intend to do this to has resisted previous hacking attempts in addition to being unavailable due to being about 42 feet above the surface of the juice...not much point.
Set Persus on fire and push him into the pod harder!
[3v6] Nope. He shoves you into the hole, where you can't set anything on fire.
GM TURN:
The other ShadowDragon goes north some.