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Quote from: javierpwn on January 19, 2013, 09:20:29 pm

The only thing I would ever wish to have in terms of new creatures would be ants.
Moles that dig tunnels and collect ore is nice, but ants can dig entire cities!

They also come prefabricated with warriors, and workers, with a built in poison
Said poison could be modified into flamethrower, as they spray the acid

They also gather and stockpile food

Sounds good to me!

I disagree. Ants would be rather redundant, as we already have something to burrow with, and earth isn't really our domain anyways. They also sound a lot like firetrackers. Also I personally feel the moles themselves were unneeded and annoying, but there's personal preference for you.

The mole has already paid for itself twice over; you're overreacting.

Anyways...I like the Laputa idea. Also chat with Krait about the possibility of making floating plants.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2013, 11:48:44 pm

I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!

Reincarnate as the Embodiment of Logical Fallacies.
Somehow reason that since I'm alive, everyone else is dead.

[6] You cannot do anything logical. Being an omnicidalist, you can't try to kill anyone because that would make sense for you to do.

Blah. Not worth it.
Join Sane People. Try to send Lich into vampire form again.

[3] You summon a vampire, who joins your side.

You skipped me

Pretty sure you died. That's the usual reason for being skipped. Heck, I'll call that a rule. Rule #1.

Respawn, join Sane People, do battle with the lich's enemies.

Hm. Who would be an enemy of the lich? [2] No one seems to be opposing the lich.

Get the women in jail.
Impregnate said women.

[6] You get every female tossed in jail and try to impregnate one. Let's just say that one Dragon Slave later, there was no jail. [1,6,3,5] scapheap and Alexandra also die.

>RESPAWN AS A MAD LIZARD SCIENTIST WITH REALITY BOMB BLUEPRINTS

[3] You are a crazy lizard sitting on a sheet of paper.

Become head of 'Hats' faction again.
Summon Elite Hatlings

[4] You summon 13 Elite Hatlings.

Remind ZoomZoll I'm underage, Use the watery card to heal myself.

TheZoomZoll is dead. [3] Thanks to Watery intervention, you're only mostly dead, so Lina has more options than checking your pockets for loose change (or would if she hadn't used her action).

Make Xantalos live.

[4] You avoid killing him.

Take over Squidward.

[1v3+3] Squidward takes over you! Must be Soviet Russia.

Pray very hard so I become very smart. :V

[1] You become very faithful and, of course, dumb.

Rise from the grave a third time as Zombie Ghost GraveHaunter.  Create Army of Undead Pokemon!

[4] You do so. Um...let's go with a zombie each of Charizard, Venasaur, Blastoise, and Raichu.

BOSS TURN:
The Alexes contemplate motivation, and as they do so [5] summon 90 more.
Black Mage [6] Hadoukens everything. [5,6,6,4,5,1,4,1,6+3,4+1,2,4,62,3,5,4,2,5,2,5,5,4,1] Casualties: Lina, the Necromons, Corai, Kermit, Redcloak, da_nang, TopHat, and TheZoomZoll's children, and Squidward's last shards of weakness...
Um...yeah, good enough. UPDATING!

"Car sounds neat if we can find one."

Try to find a car.

I have a HULK!

I have an army.

...Backwards, but it still works, right?

Didnt someonly already make one and it destroyed their hand when they tried grabbing it?

I'm not sure if that was "pure arcane energy," but it would have likely worked better if I had made the staff out of something less...hostile.

That's why you turn your hand into pure arcane energy first.

Hm...I'm pretty sure I did that with my whole left arm...IDEA TIME.

"Shall we follow the herd in hopes of making a kill, gather more hunters to hunt, or continue on in hopes of finding a safer nesting site, away from the Great Ones?"

Hm.

Locate a technological device which allows transportation between universes, a la The Cat who Walked through Walls. If that's not possible, locate plans for making one and make it. If that's not possible, cry.