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...So why is this still named ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW?...Darn it.Allow me to explain better.
Locate the Doctor. He doesn't use magic!
You are a rebel who has no memory about the nonexistent time-stream that was ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW I. YOu are rebelling against an evil empire. Maybe I should have locked this and made a separate thread.
I MUST update tonight! MUST! NOT! RUIN! PERFECT! RECORD!
Angry crotch grows into a humanoid shape, powered by SEXISM.[2] Your crotch, sadly, remains crotch-shaped. [4+1] The two of you kill a lot. [1,3,3,6,6,4,3,6,1,3,4] GraveHaunter, two Alexes, the automaton, and a couple women are killed; scapheap, Spinal_Taper, and Alexandra are crippled; and Pistachio is orphaned.
I continue to kill everything except angry crotch.
"Hey! That fucker killed Steve! GET 'IM!"You are killed, but your daughter tries to pick up your torch! [2] She breaks down and cries.
Jump Xantalos with fellow Pokemon!
Grab a vampire from out of nowhere and send the Lich into it's body. Convince Lich to create his own splinter faction.[2] Sadly, the lich is still stuck in his tower's form.
>PICK UP ANNIHILATION GUN[5] Doomblade annihilated.
>ANNIHILATE DOOMBLADE
I will call forth the magic girls faction.[3] You summon Lina Inverse, who is a girl and who is magical. [3] She decides to work with you, but as a Hero.
Make a sequel called "How does genitalia work anyway?"[1] You are a horrible parent and get tossed in jail for child abuse.
Become neutral and parent the kids.
Become faction leader.[1] You are cast out of the Alexes, renamed...Arthur. What shame.
[5] You slay Xantalos.Defeat Xantalos in battle.respawn as old self with awesome sabre, then assist in killing Xantalos
Respawn as a neanderthal in tacky 70's-style clothing. Also, Neanderthal =/= stupid so don't try to pull any funny business.[2] You respawn as a stupid neanderthal in tacky clothes.
Play mathematic Geriatric music.[4-1] You can't play as well since your Accident...
who said anything about changing them? Stick em on over your pants, hell wear them on your head if you want just fire off a damn lightning bolt, those BB's arent doin squat"I am being attacked! I can't just stick on some panties!"
Floating fortress is good, but it will fail to protect people of Minas Iroh unless we repopulate it. Also Maher is more urgent problem. So I suggest to improve our own defenses and grow that tree. But fortress should be constructed later. That's 100% requiredDisagree. We have the mana now, and an income of over 150 mana--300 isn't even two days' worth! And it's best to get the fortress up ASAP, as well as some stuff to feed the inhabitants on...Idea.
300 mana is our income for few days, so it may wait for later, especially considering that dwarfs will need some time to craft the fortress
We may either start growing the tree or lead the force of two dragons and 200 firejackets and provide fire support (pun intended) to Urist. If we do attack, limit our mana expenses to, at most, 100
If they do, great. Also, thanks for clarifying.No big problems, oh wait except the Burkes still don't work for us.And I didn't say they did. Just suggest they make an investment that will be profitable for them and handy down the line
Use Kick of Authority on Occult until it submits to my authority.Do the above
Gods. They're about all who consistently benefit from them.I see that we have only one Elder God...Bah, who needs established religions?
Name: Neyravah
Concept: Life
Appearance: A mighty lizardlike creature, with two wings of bone and skin and vines sprouting from all along its surface. It has two heads on long necks, named Neyra and Ravah.
Description: Neyrava is a fairly kind deity, a rival of his sibling Avarian. He wants to increase the power of his mortal holdings, as well as his own power. Time will tell if this is a force of creation or destruction...
NOOOOOO!!I see that we have only one Elder God...Luke, I AM YOUR FATHER.
Name: Neyravah
Concept: Life
Appearance: A mighty lizardlike creature, with two wings of bone and skin and vines sprouting from all along its surface. It has two heads on long necks, named Neyra and Ravah.
Description: Neyrava is a fairly kind deity, a rival of his sibling Avarian. He wants to increase the power of his mortal holdings, as well as his own power. Time will tell if this is a force of creation or destruction...
And that marks the loss of morals for a domain. And the gaining of either vengeance, or healing. Haven't decided....Which "that"?
Only an idiot would eat it, but we've been temporarily rendered an idiot, so yes.Kick the cubes core, or whatever that cucumber looking thing isEAT THE CUCUMBER!
It's some kind of disc thing.
Are you sure you want to eat it?
+3+2I'd prefer the to keep the firejackets to ourselves, we can use them in battles, but we should only settle them in our own domain.+1
Laskus is quite busy right now. One more reason why I would delay solving wereproblem.. And yep Laksus is loyal and very useful so far, he should be rewarded with more power, not punished+1, +1, and +0.5
We don't need troop transport as long as we don't plan to attack anyone ( We are on defensive mode, remember) And dragons can be used in that role for small scale operations
And we have turrets already - corrupted trees
-1. Evil and impossible.i bring forth the notion to collect 300 souls, convert these directly into mana, and send them forth to be used for castle construction...There-hundred men as in, builders, or sacrifices?It's three hundred MANA, not MEN.
