I understand you have threatened to kill me on sight. I have come over to see when you want to begin the killing.
Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.
The human body has two ends on it: one to create with and one to sit on. Sometimes people get their ends reversed. When this happens they need a kick in the seat of the pants.
Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk; we must act big.
The pacifist is as surely a traitor to his country and to humanity as is the most brutal wrongdoer.
When you play, play hard; when you ork, don't play at all.
I took the Canal Zone and let Congress debate; and while the debate goes on, the canal does also.
The unforgivable crime is soft hitting. Do not hit at all if it can be avoided; but never hit softly.
Germany has reduced savagery to a science, and this great war for the victorious peace of justice must go on until the German cancer is cut clean out of the world body.
Is America a weakling, to shrink from the work of the great world powers? No! The young giant of the West stands on a continent and clasps the crest of an ocean in either hand. Our nation, glorious in youth and strength, looks into the future with eager eyes and rejoices as a strong man to run a race."
There were all kinds of things I was afraid of at first, ranging from grizzly bears to 'mean' horses and gun-fighters; but by acting as if I was not afraid I gradually ceased to be afraid.
Don't hit at all if you can help it; don't hit a man if you can possibly avoid it; but if you do hit him, put him to sleep.
I am as strong as a bull moose and you can use me to the limit.
Et cetera.
(Granted, most of these quotes merely convey an attitude of badassitude, but still...)
Let's face it, Teddy was the awesomest president ever. If it wasn't for his deadness and that I'm not quite sure how he'd react to the current political situation (and that there's no way he'd be able to run, given how different he is from modern or even his contemporary Republicans), I'd vote for him.
Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men
Then Samson said, "With the jawbone of an ass, I have made asses of them. With the jawbone of an ass I have killed a thousand men."
I really have to give credit to those last couple hundred, who no doubt had to climb on the bodies of their fallen comrades to get killed by Samson.