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I wouldn't trust me, either.I meant just for this case. And I don't think I would trust any god to rule over us.I also propose we let GWG set Jbg's punishment. He has no fondness of the god, but will be fair.Well, everyone seems fine with not punishing him yet, so...when I feel we ought to, I'll suggest a punishment. I refuse to have any powers beyond my actual powers, plus of course my position as moderator and secretary of the Synod. If you want to give me 100% power for determining punishment? Start a motion for it and don't be surprised when I vote nay. In an actual emergency, a single person with power would be useful, but otherwise, no.
...Although the power to set up a temporary "dictator" like Rome did could be useful...Spoiler: The Synod (click to show/hide)
Possibly, but irrelevant. They don't know zombies exist, let alone that we're one.Given common perception regarding zombies, It's more likely they'll try talking us to death.Why?This makes me sad.Who says the humans are our enemy?We'd need to learn what zombies can do first. Thankfully, if we just lay lone and find a newspaper tomorrow or the next day, we'll probably learn something about them due to the guy we already zombiized.It's a problem when we learn about us and our capabilities, from the enemy.
If that doesn't work, we could bite a hobo (of the Belgian equivalent) and tie him to something before fleeing and watching the news.
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For now, avoid dogs and play with the children if possible. We should act like a lost little girl with as much sense as a little girl, so we can justify acting oddly.
The humans may be antithetical to zombies, but that's irrelevant as they don't know we're a zombie and as of yet have no reason to suspect such. Anyways, is there any reason to believe that they'd send out falsified news reports to befuddle us?
I thus move that we do not act upon Jbyg except when he acts upon us, and then in opposite measure. I am finding this constant conflict to be tedious, and do not want this to become a new AADD.
Aye to the new proposal.
Aye to the new proposal.As has been previously pointed out, our condemning Jebyg doesn't mean anything in and of itself; I see it as a sort of warning. It also makes it easier to assign punishments.
I also propose we let GWG set Jbg's punishment. He has no fondness of the god, but will be fair.Well, everyone seems fine with not punishing him yet, so...when I feel we ought to, I'll suggest a punishment. I refuse to have any powers beyond my actual powers, plus of course my position as moderator and secretary of the Synod. If you want to give me 100% power for determining punishment? Start a motion for it and don't be surprised when I vote nay. In an actual emergency, a single person with power would be useful, but otherwise, no.
Why?This makes me sad.Who says the humans are our enemy?We'd need to learn what zombies can do first. Thankfully, if we just lay lone and find a newspaper tomorrow or the next day, we'll probably learn something about them due to the guy we already zombiized.It's a problem when we learn about us and our capabilities, from the enemy.
If that doesn't work, we could bite a hobo (of the Belgian equivalent) and tie him to something before fleeing and watching the news.
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For now, avoid dogs and play with the children if possible. We should act like a lost little girl with as much sense as a little girl, so we can justify acting oddly.
Create Gargoyles shaped like Sponges and Starfish and have them chase squidward into the portal[5] Squidward flees into the portal, followed by Knight Tiger. The portal closes.
Make the Alex faction. Summon more Alexes.[2] Well, there's an Alex faction now.
BAAAAATTLE![1] You practice on yourself. This is lethal.
...Go kill everyone in a badass fashion.[2] You kill an orangish dragon thingy, but feel kinda embarrassed so you stop.
Send Charizards through the portal into the Sane World. Tell them to bring back more ice cream!The Charizards zoom at the portal! While one gets killed by Xantalos, [3] one other makes it through before the portal closes.
(('Cardcaptor Sakura' is the name of the show))[6] Windy is summoned. I think that's how it works. Anyways, Doomblade is blown right into da_nang!
Use the windy card on Doomblade
What the fuck is a Barney Dicksinsonstuffguy?!Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother.
Just transform into Cthulhu again.[1] You transform permanently into Barney Stinson instead of being a figurative one! Time to make this battle legen--wait for it--dary! [6] Women impregnated, and promptly give birth.
Impregnate the whores after you transform back into a Cthulhu.
[6] You transform into an improper fraction with some elements of Betty White and Johnny Cash.Be the luck I don't have. Be half luck, half Betty White, half Johnny Cash, and 150% improper fraction.Fuse with Johnny Cash.((Aww. You hate me.))
((I like it))
Respawn as old self, then do this:[6] When you rip out Xantalos's crotch, his (its?) blood sprays at you angrily and lethally. [3] His crotch animates as a really weird familiar for Xantalos...wait, wha?Elbow[/b]TopHatXantalos in throat, rip out crotch, beat to death with crotch.
>SHOOT KNIGHT TIGER WITH ANNIHILATION GUN
Stop da_nang from shooting knight tiger by attacking him with the doomblade.[3+1v2] Doomblade disrupts da_nang's shot by slicing off the arm with the gun. Nice. And just think, of Doomblade wasn't blown over to you you'd still have an arm and might have shot Knight Tiger before he vanished through the portal!
Against justicars we can call for aid, that's a big bonus... But fight will be tough and our afterlife may get more crowdedEven with Krait, I'm betting the justicars' god, whatshisface, is going to have a lot more power at his disposal. He probably spends more on boons for his lay priests than we get in a day.
As for proposed solutionsNo and no. We want pure gold dragons as well, and if the first only cost 150 mana the second's likely only going to cost 50-100 mana--well within our price range.
1. ( But then we should male entirely new dragon that can mate with golden ones and produce hybrids. And ask for Krait's help... And we may do that later... we don't want to spend that much mana on that)
2) Good, simple, effective. That what could be done with fire-drakes, even simple one time acceleration from eggs to adult fire drakes is a mana-effective way to increase our forces.Thanks.
3) Why not expand existing life wall? Lifebooned can do thatOur existing huh?
4) Turrets are good. I'd prefer to upgrade existing corrupt trees in that role, but again, I prefer to delay that.Whatever works.
5) We don't get much migrants currently, and our lifebooner work on this quite nicely without our aidWhatever. Just an idea.
7) SupportThanks.
9) We may create a dragon for him sometime later (Or rather aid him to create a fire breathing dragon)... Then we both will have dragons that will mate with each other and will share the kidsHm. Maybe we could take a bat or something, give it firey breath, and let Krait add flight and serpentine traits before we put the finishing touches on it...or something like that.
10) That's what I prefer most, dwarven god ally worth more than new forcesAgreed.
But don't you list death magic suppresion \ life magic boosting obelisk? It should be very effective against Justicars\MaherThat could work, too, but I think we'd need to raise the obelisk itself by nondivine means. Maybe if we converted a mushroom tower or something instead of using an Obelisk...
But maybe it's not a smart idea to tackle a guy who is trying to stab you with a butter knife a a water gun.....Oh no, I'm so scared of a knife without an edge and water.
I hope I get the assists for the end. I mean, me and Irony essentially finished them off. Of course, the zombies are still a problem, but we still Won!We all helped, ya know.
