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Yeah, but they ain't throwin' parties when I'm reenacting the goddamn 10 plagues of egypt on their asses.Ahem. You'd best be careful with those. Especially 9 and 10. Overallm, make sure they only hurt the guilty. (Maybe change #10 or scrap it completely. 9 is a magical number in some cultures, you know.)
Meh. Point?Yeah, but they ain't throwin' parties when I'm reenacting the goddamn 10 plagues of egypt on their asses.These are Dwarves we're talking about.
....It would work for Grenyl, though!That wouldn't work for David StirlingFun! They should usually only come when a PC has done something wrong, though, and any enemy time travellers summon them too. Oh, and the PCs likely have a (very) slight "home field" advantage from being then longer.Some time cops could be future versions of the PC's that didn't make it in.
No, you were just another nameless victim of the kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombie massacre, which was sadly not a massacre of kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies but rather one by kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies.Fuse with Johnny Cash.((Aww. You hate me.))
((I like it))
Respawn. Assimilate the Tower[6] You transform into the Genus Loci of the tower!
Respawn, and serve Squidward in my previous capacity, fending off all challengers to his rule.[3] You sure do.
Attempt to sew seeds of distrust between Lich and Squidward. Await the evil VS evil civil war.[6] You do so, causing the lich's spirit to be ejected from his former body. Oops.
Summon as many people named Alex as possible.[4] You summon a dozen Alexes and an Alexandra.
RESPAWN AS A GHOST OF A GHOST POKEMON.[4] You are a ghostly Haunter protecting Pistachio.
PROTECT DAUGHTER FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!
>IF DEAD, RESPAWN.[5] You respawn with an annihilator beam gun. Oh my.
>IF NOT, FIRE UP ANNIHILATION BEAM. ANNIHILATE SURROUNDINGS.
Respawn as the incarnation of hate.[5] You ready an action.
Grab TopHat and crush and eat him.
Get some low-esteemed girls.[4] You do, after respawning. Lord knows how.
Mail-order a ridiculous amount of automatons from the homelands.[3] You summon an automaton, which cleans the shop quickly. [3] You develop an armor shatterer.
Begin cleaning shop.
Tinker with armor shatterer, looking to increase its firepower.
Respawn as my old self.You do, [4v2] but get eaten before you can finish the sentence.
Challenge Xantalos to a duel.
Pistols or swords?
Respawn as Sakura Kinomoto[3] Okay, but can you give me the name of the work she's in so I can look it up on TV Tropes or something?
Summon the magic girls faction.
Splice my clone army with leopard DNA.And thus Vorthon succumbs to the lure of catpeople. Again.
[2] No such luck.Fuse with Johnny Cash.
If we're going to do the rock thing, then they should have an on/off mode type of thing. Maybe to turn them on, you have to smack them against another one of the rocks and to turn them off just poor water on them.Aw, poor water...
I'm a little worried. If we leave the infected behind us in the future, the fact that zombies are around/exist or that something is very wrong will get out sooner. We don't know how intelligient they are. If they are regular movie type, walking at people and biting them will be very obvious.If that's true, there's less reason to suspect the creepy little girls as a zombie, because smart zombies don't exist.
Nah. I'd recommend not zombifying people for a while, actually. Not until we've been adopted or otherwise "fit into" society again.
As such, I recommend that we take down isolated people in the future, and collect the bodies. So we're a serial killer, but with zombieism, and are a little girl.
The problem with the Smith's stones is how are you going to transport such a large amount of them without anything bursting into flames.Transport them in metal boxes, which are dropped into the river every dawn, noon, and dusk?
All i need is the snake word and ill know how to make the ultimate weaponHow are snakes related to an orbital nuclear teratogenic magma launcher?
'Stop having fun, guys' time. Let's not bog the next fifty posts or so down with pointless blather.+1
Hey, wasn't me who said they weren't modable. I went off what the other guy said...Did I accuse you?
As I said before I have not donated yet, nor can I till out of college, and this is not for me. So, NO, it wouldn't be nice for me. I was just thinking of other people. As I said "It would be nice for them." Sorry about that.Yes, but many people would. I'd rather have my name in DF than crayon art (not that I wouldn't want art, having my name in DF would just be cooler).
Anyhow. It seems apparent that this type of thing is not wanted. And that's fine, was only an idea.Thanks for being so mature! If only everyone was this way (me included
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