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Aw man, my faction i painstakingly built since the beginning disappears in one turn. Ah well.

Well, considering how it involved several gods, I really had no idea what to do without making the contributions of every other PC and most NPCs worthless. Aside from giving everyone god-level strength, which NO.

If there aren't any serious complaints, I'm going to use my new machine to drain out the life energy of every person inside Celestia's old city and then burn the buildings to the ground.  Then I'll build really nice fancy temples on top of the ashes for each and every one of you.

I'll edit my action for that. Assuming you evacuate the temple first. Tylea will help.

You're not sure either, are you?

Oroadeln:
Oroadeln was a mere half-demon (half-babau, to be exact) for a while. He augments his natural magic with some incantations and such learned as a warlock.. He then fell into a cult involving some undead. The leader, a lich, chose Oroadeln as his apprentice. While he learned only a few new spells, he got a huge leap in power as a vampire. After a few months, Oroadeln got ahold of the lich's phylactery and used it to blackmail the lich. He felt...unfulfilled, however. The cleric in the next group of adventurers who attacked was spared, and taught Oraodeln his religion. This set off a new chain of events, which lead to Oraodeln destroying his cult from the top down (leading to the arrest of almost all the members and his own pardon), followed by his own reintegration into society. He felt restless, though, and chose to try and make the world a better place.

TL;DR: Read the paragraph, it's only one paragraph.

Loot the ashes.

Evil campaign!

There's a dwarf, an elf, and a gnome versus a pair of half-demons, one of whom is a vampire. And some sort of beastman.
Aside from derm and maybe maybe me (if I'm the wrong kind of religious), no one is evil.

...However, I've got ideas...

MORE CLONING. REPLENISH THE RANKS OF MY MASTER'S ARMY.

[4] You make some clones!

Vorthon's under Heroes and Villains. How does that work?

Everyone respawns as a Hero unless they respawn as their old persona.

Respawn as awesome person. Destroy things with AWESOMENESS

[6] You explode from awesome. This destroys what's left of the tower and [4v5+1] makes Slowpoke's shop slightly dirty.

Take over Xantalo's body from the inside out

[1v1] You manage to get ejected from Xantalos's body, along with a fair portion of plasma.

Take over mecha-lich and bring my dragon followers into the fold of the Sane People faction. Gain faction bonus.

[6v6+3] The MechaLich (aka Squidward) avoids being taken over. You do, however, join the Sane People faction as a lieutenant. [5-1] You get a +1 bonus, half of what the faction can give. You'll get another +1 once more people are recruited.

Return as a ghost. Possess zedCorai.

[6] You manage to resurrect your corpse! You are, however, bound to Squidward. He is, after all, the lich. Oh, and you still project an aura in the Ethereal Plane.

>BREAK AWAY FROM XANTALOS
>BANISH HIM TO NETHER REALMS

[1] You get sucked into Xantalos's core and empower him with a gate to the Nether Realms...um, crap.

CAPITALISM, HO!

[3] You sell a bag of popcorn.

FORTIFY CASTLE WITH ICE CREAM!

[3] Wait, what?

Backstab Loki with my dagger and take control of tricksters

[4-1v5+6] You kinda get wiped from existence by the heavily-supported god of trickery who you tried to trick. Um.

Get some women.

[1] You get a bunch of drinks splashed in your face. You start to feel a little drunk. Always a silver lining, I guess.

Respawn in old body as leader of Hats faction thanks to blessing from god of hats.
Summon army of INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIES WEARING TOP HATS.
Send them to kill heroes

[5] Oh dear. You have an army of 80 kamikaze radioactive inextinguishably flaming tophatted zombies who kill themselves and everyone else with a bonus below [5] +3. Except Pistachio, and they bring down her castle, in part due to large amounts of it being made out of ice cream. [3+1] Oh, and the Honor Barriers protect LordSlowpoke.

BOSS TURN:
The gods all decide to skedaddle. For obvious reasons.
Tim comes by, notes that there aren't an absurd number of factions, and leaves.
Knight Tiger decides to rebuild here. [4] He builds a tower.
Squidward [4+3v5+1] defeats Knight Tiger. He is now the leader. Well, then.
HE GIANT (possessed mecha-)LICH ON TOWER. YOU WANT KILL HIM.