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Dangit.

Bull rush him.

Oh yeah....... The quote is a link.....

Yeah...I missed the new page. 

...Damn it, I couldn't even remember the Eladrins' names so I completely forgot about it!

Drown my direct superior in sewage

[1] You drown in sewage. Paradox is working overtime.

Become every kitten ever. ALL THE MULTIVERSE SHALL BE KITTENS.

[6] You become an infinite number of kittens scattered over an infinite plane. This could either mean an infinite density of kittens or effectively zero, or maybe a perfectly finite density of kittens. [1] It's the "effectively zero" one.

Respawn.
Unmake Steve.

[4v2+1] Steve is gone. The Death of Being Wrestled to Death by Steve [4v2] wrestles you to death. Respawn?

Overtake Mercer from the inside.

[6] You do and promptly melt into a pile of Blacklight goo. Making you a black pool. Ha ha. Watch out for mineshafts.

Check my daily plan. How many people get killed by horrible bagpipe music? A lot, presumably.

Ah...nope. Crap. Oh, and you lose a hand.

Respawn on Earth.

[2] You respawn on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death.

respawn. Collect souls.

[4] Somehow, swapping souls for hundred dollar bills is somewhat popular. You have [6,5] 11 souls.

Begin sweeping up fallout, refine complex results. Look up Designs for an anti-matter creation device. If dead respawn.

Respawning, [2] you determine that you are on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death again.

I a goat? Sweet.
Eat everything.

[3] You eat some guy's hand and a kitten.

GM TURN:
NOW?
[1] The giant frog starts running as a Paradox Beast erupts from the crater. Head Death stares at it and flips the little number to 0.

Ha ha. A link to Rolepgeek's posts.

Mm, chunky salsa. Good for damage and (supposedly) for tacos! Not the same kind, of course...although I'll probably be double checking any Mexican food made by a Bay12er, just in case there's confusion.

It is worth noting it is not in the correct Namespace.

Hm? "Main" is where most everything is, isn't it?

Rules are rules
Threads are individually, and they cannot share a vote unless otherwise stated.

Aw. I really liked that game...I need to update TAoM!

Anyways, +1 to Perplexicon.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 15, 2013, 08:09:54 pm

In what universe would Gourd Trees make us invincible? They're alive and flammable, two major weaknesses even if they somehow were proof against 100% of invaders 100% of the time.

No, the Gourd Trees makes us invincible since we would have all our bases covered, foot soldiers- fungus spawn, aerial support- firejackets, tanks- dragon, and heavy artillery- gourd trees. Also, the trees aren't flammable, the fire nectar from the firejackets nesting in them is.

1. We currently have a handful of fungus spawn (albeit a number of plant soldiers to back them up), "aerial support" which doesn't even have ranged attacks, a single tank, and enemies which probably outnumber us dozens to one if they chose to.
2. Even if all that was true, we wouldn't be "invincible." Tougher? Yes. Invincible? Heck no.
3. The gourds may be nonflammable, but the trees are probably inflammable. Which means it burns. Man, what a country! Seriously, though, we have severe weaknesses.

We could add gourd launchers onto our mushroom towers.

What kind of mushroom has gourds? We'd have to add spore launchers, such an awesome idea that I advocate we do it at some point.

Mutter something in my incomprehensible accent that sounds like it could be just about anything. See? I knew that would come in handy!