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Ah.

Congratulate them, assisting if possible to do without risking shooting one of them. What's my target, again?

I think some fantasy games have woods that can grow as tough as steel.

There are real trees called ironwoods. Find some ironwood seedlings and treat them, we'll have steelwood deserving of its name in no time! ...How would we cut it down?

Anyway, on the subject of the gathered cold blooded animals: They'd make great gifts to Krait(I'm assuming we can hand the reins of control over to him at will), if we popped some abilities in them.
I'm still lobbying for giant beetles, personally.

Agreed.

Ooooh. I say we actually pour a butt ton of chaos into some orcs chilling out. And then pour chaos into the situation. Pray to Donut for a blood bath.
Wait that's a terrible idea. Might convince their god to do the same to us.

Yeah. Hilarious, but it might convince her to kill us...

I say we infuse Chaos, Fire, and Life into the skies some clouds. That way, we can control the weather or make it rain fire upon attackers.

Cheaper, and creates a race of living clouds! Also makes more sense.

CURSE YOU SATAN!  YOU USED TO BE COOL!

I SAID GOD OF HATS. I HATE YOU AUTO CORRECT!!!

We'll never get to the profitable stage if we don't go through an unprofitable stage first, though. Besides, each dollar spent provides a much larger impact to the economy, so there would probably be short-term benefits as well.

...What the heck kind of wildlife do we have around here? And where is this Komodo you speak of?

Anyways.

We ought to strike back at the orcs. Seven mages PLUS dead orcs? It's like Christmas again.

Edited my post.

And here I was going to be a nice Devil who's not on Dracos watch-list.

Please try to avoid the watchlist, for EVERYONE'S good. Especially mine yours.

Quote from: Vgray on January 11, 2013, 10:55:43 pm

Edited my post.
And here I was going to be a nice Devil who's not on Dracos watch-list.

Join the party!
There is already 2 of us here!

You know, you COULD always try inviting me to your group. It would give you legitimacy and firepower (me being a Greater God and all), at the small cost of accepting laws which overall make you more efficient.

Respawn as kitten hivemind.

[1] You respawn as a kitten corpse, which I believe sets the record for the fastest death in TAoM history. Respawn?

Nyarlanthotep is the sane one.
Proceed to respawn as Shub-Niggurath.

[1] You respawn as a goat. A normal goat.

Transform Nylarlathotep into the anime girl version of him. I'm not joking that actually exists.

[1] You transform the residual energies left over from when the Nyarlathotep and the Antinyarlathotep came in contact into Nyarlathotep.

Respawn. Continue to apply for a job.

[4] You become Death of Being Killed by the GM.

Respawn as Yog-Sothoth.
Summon Cthulhu.

[5] Your party is joined by all of his sleeping city!

Also, summon steve to eliminate the Cthulhu infestation in the Art of Minimalism RTDs.

[GM] Success! All eldritch abominations destroyed. Respawn? You get souls to collect.

GM TURN:
IT'S ALMOST DONE, I HOPE?
RIBBIT.
DAMMIT.