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I know this is probably futile considering what we're facing but restrain our anger and use our wit, cunning, wisdom and abrasive personality to out-wit, out-annoy, out-mock and out-nonsense that out-sourced "human". I wonder if a display like that would prove that we're smarter than him or just plain crazier.

I like this idea. Either way, we're preparing them for what they'll face with an alien controlled by Bay12.

Well, you could expect your character to have heard of aliens in Area 51...but the GM should expect your character to treat it as a hoax 99% of the time (or, rather, expect 99% of characters to do so) barring proof.

Oh crap. Power update? Or is it the same as last turn?

And you're assuming that the skeletons of Mahir would somehow be able to help us deal with them if we couldn't on our own.

If nothing else, distractions and cannon fodder.

If a golem is initially not hardened, I have doubts that they'd move once hardened.

Maybe. Maybe not. It depends on how animation magic works. Does animating a mud golem grant the animating force "control" over each molecule of the thing, or does it imbue a sort of pseudolife into the mud? Without more knowledge of the way it was made, we can't even hazard a guess. Besides, we know she's a goddess of Earth; if she invests a little mana, we've got Earth Golems attacking instead.

Remember how the FireJackets tunnel? We have them make nests in the golems...hehehe

And this helps us how? We've got a couple dozen bugs, they've got mud golems three stories high at least.

Carefully, with great precision...snipe the guards in the tower who noticed Stark.

"I think it's time to start."

Wait, you're ACTUALLY KEEPING TRACK OF EACH INDIVIDUAL'S STATUS?!
For shame.

Why do you say that? Heck, Spinal kept about this much track of peoples' stats.

Anyhow, shapeshift into a gigantic fleet of reality-warping spaceships that exist outside of normal reality. Set a small ship aside to charge energy indefinetely.

[4] Sure, you do all that.

Knock down the castle

[1+1] You can't seem to find any weak enough walls.

Become an animated stone statue and attack Knight Tiger's fortress.

[6] You become a raging ball of rage! Strangely, attacking the moat first wasn't such a good idea, as it empties out into the planetary core. Somehow.

Regain powers
Put old head back like it was before I got turned into stone.

[3] You regain insanity powers. [2] Your head turns into ice cream.

Bash the Bloodstained Eater into the bunnies.

[3] You give it a shove.

>RESPAWN AND ROLL FOR FACTION BONUS
>REGROW ARM

You discover a rule that hasn't come up: No faction leader may have a Faction Leader Bonus greater than half the number of the leader's followers. Shame. [1] You lose an arm, despite being dead. You are now an armless corpse.

RAISE ZOMBIES, THROW KICKASS PARTY IN KNIGHT TIGER'S FORTRESS!

[3] You turn a couple corpses into zombies and start to party! It's kinda dull.

Summon more Greek heroes.

[6] You summon no less than Zeus! He kills you to prevent you from leading the faction and demands that the remaining Greek heroes take him to the party. Zeus gets bored...

Magically come back to life.
Head up to final boss chamber and summon hatling minions!

EDIT: Oh, and take the bunnie's ray gun as well. It should be about pistol sized for a human

[6] You are a ghost! Close enough, right? [6] An army of hatlings appears and decides to go rogue! [3] You kinda swipe at the gun with incorporeal hands. It's not very effective...

Use the pastry ring to bring the power of the legendary Sponge and Star to me!

[3] Spongebob and Patrick Star show up.

Repent.

"I forgive you. Now...join my side, acolyte, and help me regain the glory of the Machine God!" Do you accept?

BOSS TURN:
Okay, hold on. Let's look at the factions so far:
Heroes, Villains, Void, Greek Heroes, Hats, and about half a dozen unaligned NPCs. Remind me, how many factions were there when Xantalos started his?
Anyways. The Bloodstained Eater [2] decides it's full and falls asleep. The bunnies [1] kick it awake long enough for it to eat 1d6 of them before falling back asleep. Knight Tiger also tries kicking it awake, [2+2] successfully. Pretty much everyone else is at the party and/or got summoned last turn.

Um.
Well, read my post again. I'll highlight the important parts.

Why would anything be impossible to recreate? If you know enough to create something, why would you be arbitrarily unable to recreate it?
Would this limit apply to the whole world, or just one race, or just one civilization, or just one settlement, or just one "reclaim," or just one year, or just one dwarf?
It doesn't make sense.