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This ought to be fun...

Hehehehe...Make the trees able to burn without being burnt. Light them all on fire. Simple, awesome, effective.

Also make them less...omnicidal.

Well bucket, you're f**king over the whole world with this attack. If you win, mankind will be thrown into a dark age, creating even more violence, then someone must become the new god of war. If I win, i put out the sun and i have to burn your body to keep it going until the after life is set up. And burning god bodies DO NOT smell good.

Wait, why would the victory of the goddess who has been promoting progress lead to a dark age?
Stagnation does kinda hurt progress, but it doesn't lead to a loss of knowledge...and there's still enough nutters to keep things "interesting."

Quote from: Vgray on January 07, 2013, 06:17:43 pm

People! Make your arguments! Which world will create more wealth?

Probably the guy whose massive war machine requires a constant flow of trade to obtain money to fund said warmachine. Also, once the world is conquered, land will be divi'ed up to those whom find favor with me, and they can create their own large cities instead of being in the singular oppressive dystopia of celestia's city.

Well, just to point out...
War doesn't create wealth, it destroys it. WWII only helped the US due to boosting government spending and the fact that 99%+ of the fighting was overseas, minimizing damage to US infrastructure. A prolonged war leads to more of a 1984 scenario.

What part of a sun god includes killing off another god simply because they're weak? You aren't a god of civilization. At least not yet. Keep this up and your domains might change.

It's kinda a group effort.

Why would he join either side? He is the god of Justice and Order, he'll try and stop everybody from fighting. If he does pick a side, he'd join me anyway considering Celestia is the one who broke the Peace.

Justice, Morality, Light. Yeah, I'm siding with Bucket.
Doesn't help that Javier and Jebyg are both criminals to some extent...or that I joined their alliance...

I enjoy how you guys think that LB is the alliance leader when he is not.

He's the one leading the attack, after all.

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"I seek no quarrel with you. You have every right to exist, and I will not seek you out nor interfere with your activities. This city and its immediate environs, however, is under My direct and personal protection. I advise you to not interfere with its inhabitants."

DAMMIT
This is why I should have caught up on the OOC thread before posting my action.
Now I can't choose a side, so I won't. If I can not.

Anyone else wanna join us?

Not me.

Does the offer of asylum extend to my followers? Some of my Dragons might be cowards...I'll still care about them though.

Sure, once I fix my action.

Incidentally, I intend to stop Celestia before she goes mad with power. I'm the god of justice and morality, she can't just dismiss me.

As much as the flamethrower symbiotes sound awesome...ENTS.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT FUCKING GAME WERE PLAYING ANYMORE.

We're stupid space elves who think that because life of some sort could hypothetically evolve on gas giants before the sun goes out, we can't "mine" Jupiter and the like, and who are darn near starving themselves because they won't farm planets. Apparently, hydroponic fungi in an orbital station around Mercury are scandalous!

Oh, and incidentally I decided on a motive for the Circles a while ago...just waiting to figure out what the numbers mean and such...

I updated the Sidewinder. I'm sad about not being able to, you know, sidewind, so I renamed it to the Butterfly, relating to the Butterfly Effect.

(@GWG: Right now the four-man team is me/Rika, you/Litt, Persus13/Samson, and NRDL/Nix.)

(...Why did I think there were 6 of us?))

I lose my arm!
Grow back my arm by possessing nearby junk and try to knock the castle down

[2] You fail to do so. [4] You knock down an important-looking wall one-armed. Sadly, some guy came up and put a big stick in place to replace it!

I'll lose a limb. I've got 8, after all.

Break the keystone, causing the palace to crumble down.
Absorb the rubble.

[1] You break off your remaining limbs. Um.

Name: Blade 187
Descrption: the 187th knight in the doomy blades. Wields a blade.
ATTACK KNIGHT TIGER'S INNER SANCTUM.

...You already kinda are.
It's not working too well.

Control said Vultures

[3] 10 of the vultures turn! Oh, and you lose your head. As Cthulhu, this is a minor inconvenience.

Burn the Knight Tiger with fire.

Lose tail.

Being off-balance, [1-1] you manage to fall out of the castle.

Step back to just behind where Scapheap/Jacob appeared.
Pull out pocket watch.
Turn back time to just before Scapheap appears.
Wait for Scapheap/Jacob to appear.
Bash on back of head with silver-skull-topped-cane.
Turn back time to present.

[3] Time evidently doesn't work that way, so you swing your cane [v2] at Doomblade's head!

Swing stupidly large sword at nearest living thing!

[4] A Haunting Vulture is cleaved in half! Good job! You're at the final boss and you can kill an average mook! You're so overpowered!

Action: Request holy relics from Donut God to fight with.

[4] You get a Donut Ring, the inverse of a donut hole, which holds the power of pastry!

>GET IN CANNON. LAUNCH SELF AT PALACE.
>BEGIN ASSAULT

Lose pinky.

You lose a pinky. And the rest of the arm.
You're already on the ground, so you [3] run up to the palace. Evidently, the stupid defenders didn't have any cannons that fired at their own palace! Can you imagine?

Pray for my own battle vestments; call the knight tiger out as a heretic.

[3-1] You are given a divine smack for calling your superior in the clergy a heretic. You lose your tail, which leaves you unbalanced.

Attempt to knock down a wall with the REALLY BIG stick

[1] You try to smack a wall down, but it gets caught against the ceiling, forming a pillar to replace the wall Furtaka knocked down.

Appear, with my absurdly oversized now-city-state's army behind me.
Your castle is in direct violation of this planet's building code. Prepare to die.

Knight Tiger hands you the proper forms, pulling them from under his pillow. Huh, I didn't think that bit of notes I made would possibly be used.

Choose to lose my medusa head. Draw sword and summon other greek heroes.

[4] "Achilles! Heracles! Kratos! Come to my aid!" They do. Sadly, the Vultures rip your medusa head out of your hands. They also take a hand, for good measure.

GM TURN:
Knight Tiger summons [3] a dozen miniature super-intelligent genetically-modified bunnies. He then suggests that Vorthon join him, to get a better rank in the clergy.
The Haunting Vultures use the head of medusa to [5+1] petrify EVERYONE, including each other. Oops...

Okay, um...how about an inability to move in space? (Or it remains stationary relative to the greatest gravitational influence or something.) Or maybe it knocks you out after use, or sometimes activates without warning based on your subconscious or conscious thoughts?