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Bow of Flame: What it sound like.Who knows what the Sword of Chaos would do? Just infuse it with chaos and convince the priest to try it out.
Staff of Life: Fighting me in a forest, yes that a good idea.
Sword of Chaos:Random damage? strange slashing?
I wonder how far in Role is on the turnWhy?
So GWG, do you prefer the number 6 or 7??
So much for winning the dwarves over...No, I'm gonna edit the post with your actions. Anyway. The angels going to go and do what exactly, to the dwarves? You just said send him disguised as a horrid creature.The angel is going to attack, like a forgotten beast in DF. It is going to keep attacking the dwarves who don't worship me until they lose hope and start praying to me for protection, at which point i make it look like i vaporized the angel, when really i just teleport him back to me or something like that. But if the angel starts to lose somehow, I'll funnel power into it so it wins. If the dwarves are somehow physical gods and still win, i'll just take the angel back before it dies.
I'm honored that you guys seem so concerned over who I want to kill.Javier. Would prefer to and is more capable of.should I feel insulted or honored?
We should start a pottery. It's a nice trade good, food need to be stored\transported and you can't have a brewery without something to store that booze in
Also, I am not sure that brewery is good... That leads to drunk peasants, that leads to worse work and other problems)The alcohol is--will be--primarily for sale to travelers and some special occasions.
In short I think our priorities1 and 2 are debateable over order, but I essentially agree.
1) Pottery
2) Expand the farm
3) Improve the inn (add good kitchen)
and only then
4) Brewery
And heads are a very good thing to have on your shoulder.I like the above. We may just want to let the wood alone this turn and work on setting up staff and getting to know our people's skills and aspirations.Yes a loved leader is less likely to have his head remove.
Seal everything it is possible to seal, take the money and the girls and get the hell out of there.For now. We can reclaim the mansion later.
Except that one time everyone did for a while...that was a mess.I do seem to have fallen into that rut, yes.I should know. Not from GM'ing, but I tried playing in one of those once. Apart from minimalist RTD's, it doesn't work very well because I always try to destroy everything in the end.Don't you try to destroy everything in minimalist RTDs as well?
Still, at least I don't have actual omnipotence, right?
Because good things would not result.
Perseus the Medusa slayer appears. He says "I wasn't in the original one but now I am going help" Show Knight this cool Medusa head I have.[6] He turns into a statue! An animated statue.
Track down the tiger knight, and issue an ultimatum: Submit to the Machine God, or face oblivion.[6] Knight Tiger becomes a priest to the Machine God, netting a sweet set of battle vestments (a fancy name for a mecha painted steel gray).
Rocket Punch the Knight[5] You dent the battle vestments.
Use Cthulhu Powers to make an eclipse.[6] Evidently, darkness empowers the Haunting Vultures!
Head inside, inform guards of where heroes are coming from, begin fortifying inner sanctum.[3] "Hi, guards. The heroes are falling from the sky." "Thanks, we'd noticed." [4] Fortifications are adequate.
Appear behind TopHat, making him pissed his pants before giving him a lick and bouncing back to battle.[4] You creep TopHat out.
"That traitorous, little P̨ͤͥͫ̔̐͛̚҉̴̦͍̟̣͈̮͚͖͈͍̙͍̖̩̙̠̤̖̲͡͝Uͦ̇͒͆̊ͪͦ̍̌͒̊̾̎͊ͨ͋ͧͤ͠͏̧̯̼͙̺̠͝Ṣ̶̭̪̦͕͚̖̲̦̺͉̪͔̣̪̣͈̦͑̒ͧ̂ͪ̾̔͛̅̄̕ͅS̨̮̣͓̞̣̣͚̘̤͍̦͖̫̼̫̳̽͌̓̈́̔̑͂͒ͭ̚Ÿ̸͙̻͈̖̙͍͇́ͨ͋ͩͨ̿ͮͩ̐́̎ͯͤ͂̒̃̚͠͝! How dares that furred Starscream betray me!"[2] You kinda fall out of the Response. Ouch. [3] You turn a random guard into an earring!
Zul-Magne Vorxil, the Persistent and Vengeful Void
>TRAVEL THROUGH THE VOID AND PUT MYSELF IN THE HERO CANNON, ARMED WITH MY TWO-HANDED SWORD SHADOWSTRIKE
>HAVE A FELL MOOD ON ANY GUARDS THAT COME IN MY WAY
Memorize palace layout, looking for a keystone.[4] That's one!
[3] Respawn and make sandwiches out of whatever the plain is made out of.[0] No giving your own results. You make sandwiches out of dirt and human flesh. Yours. Your hands are the slices of bread. You don't realize how odd this is until you've eaten the sandwich.
Teleport everyone to Scotland.[3] You teleport to Carlisle.
Make black hole.[3] You make a subatomic black hole, which emits a negligible burst of Hawking radiation before vanishing.
Create living quarters for the players. Preferably, durable ones.[6] You make a huge building with hundreds of quarterses, which sadly collapses under its own weight while you're putting the finishing touches on the 1st floor kitchen. Respawn?
Wake up and smell the flowers[5] You do. You wasted a five! Congrats!
Dig underground, obtain various metals[4] You dig a mine in the middle of a city. You strike sewage!
