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"Try moving a bit south--different angle for different recon, and there's less of a chance of us both getting killed if they see you.""As the sniper, I will snipe.""If I can get into a good position, I can take out the men in the guard towers, if there are any. Where's the best place for me at this point, from where you are?"
Dammit. Why is Comic Sans next to such an ominous-sounding font?You would sound smart, but you used comic sans.Stop. I am not making more procreating elves. I did not make ANY procreating elves. You Oedipal-complex-afflicted illegitimate progeny of a female canine.Can my Dragons live? Your warriors can use them as mounts.Sure, your dragons are much better than Wyverns (who defected to the false god Celestia) and whatever elf-dragon hybrid GWG was gonna make.
...Stupid elf argument is stupid.Which side are you referring to?
Is everyone okay with Afterlife-V. 1.2?Well...I'd offer suggestions, but it'd just turn to everyone trying to mess with it again...what the heck.
Stop. I am not making more procreating elves. I did not make ANY procreating elves. You Oedipal-complex-afflicted illegitimate progeny of a female canine.Can my Dragons live? Your warriors can use them as mounts.Sure, your dragons are much better than Wyverns (who defected to the false god Celestia) and whatever elf-dragon hybrid GWG was gonna make.
Another nice triple post from our favorite GWG.It's not so complex. That helps.
Hopefully this one isn't going to end up like roll to mutate.
breathe fire at EVIL TIGER KNIGHT or poor sob if EVIL TIGER KNIGHT not there yet.[2] You sneeze smoke at Knight Tiger.
Land safely from the blast.[4] The judges give you a 3, a 6, and a 7 before realizing they don't exist and vanishing. You notice some space octopus wandering around--how dare he be similar to you!
START TEARING UP TIGER KNIGHT MINIONS.[3] You start eating some Haunting Vultures.
Action: Land away from others and declare true allegiance to Evil Tiger Knight[5] "Sure!"
A purple space octopus of unusual size (say 12 feet across) wakes up. It's eyes flicker from their normal gold to pure black.[1] You reach out and stumble into the Knight Tiger's palace on accident. Right under its boot. Ouch....
"Huh. I thought this place was done."
That said, it reaches out and examines the Tiger Knight, then walks around his palace, commiting it to memory.
I enter the palace, and pray to the machine god for protection.[5] You get an exoskeleton!
I am afraid of no omnicidal maniacs.Ya see? Nobody wants to be on the bad side of an omnicidal maniac. Except Celestia apparently, wanting to repress her people with magic and science.You know what? I need the God of war on my side...I meant we're all doomed to suffer the wrath of the God of Order of course.Just makes my men more willing to fight. The more they kill, the richer they become.
How would your Eladrin like to ride in style on gem encrusted Dragons?
I vote giving him some neat extra feature(s), like green skin and an extra arm. Whatever Chaos gives, of course.Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.Do you wish to simply saturate his soul with Chaos energy? You can apply intent to attempt to reshape him in a certain way, like the eternal cake of hatred idea helpfully suggested by Jbg97 (although I wouldn't bet on that particular intent working)
Agreed.Tzeentch > Nurgle > Khorne > SlaneeshKHORNE DOES NOT LIKE SLAANESHI SERVANT SUCH AS HIM.UNLESS THE DRAGONS BEND TO THE WILL OF THE WARBANDS AND BECOME MOUNTS. CAROLUS WILL RIDE A BLACK AND GOLD DRAGON HE MADE HIMSELF BY F**KING A KOMODO DRAGON. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS AND IT'S A BAD IDEA TO ASK HIM ABOUT IT.Ask scapheap, he should know about those sort of things.
There's no such thing as too many dragons, if you do it right.You ever here the expression "Too many cooks in the kitchen spoils the broth"?QuoteOk, too many dragons. I'm gonna wipe out the other 2 races of dragons if you make a new one, then i shall take their souls and put them into human bodies and send them to hunt your dragons as a bunch of homicidal Dovahkiins.Why? What's wrong with dragons?
in this case it's "Too many dragons in the world fucks everything up."
Their god is good, so they will only build on good biomes, obviouslyWrong. They can live anywhere they damn well please.
No major cities,yet, so they live in forest retreats.....Wrong. They live in cities of other races, because there are only 7 of them!
They are trying to kill those who killHUMANS ARE NOT TREES.treessentient beings
They come to my Carriers to tell them to stop said killing upon fear of death.
Sounds like elves to me!Yes, but they don't sound like the Eladrin.
You have nothing to fear, because THEY ARE NOT COITUS-ENGAGING ELVES!We're all doomed.Their god is good, so they will only build on good biomes, obviouslyWeirdos.Will they be a [MOUNT_EXOTIC]
Anyways, the reason I hope to finish my Miracle soon is so that I can make a race of dragons before all the good ideas are taken.
So yourEladrinElves can ride them?I hope the elf...Eladrin don't consider my Dragons to be evil.They.
Are.
ELVES.
We have the GM's word on this. Keep calling them elves.
No major cities,yet, so they live in forest retreats.....
They are trying to kill those who killtreessentient beings
They come to my Carriers to tell them to stop said killing upon fear of death.
Sounds like elves to me!
Ride out against the shark menace!
ALL OF THEM[6] All sharklike demons are fed to the giant earthen shark. It turns into a giant steel shark with wings and spidery legs, as well as webs, a venomous bite from its tongue, fiery breath, and deadly dust.
Pray to the lord of cats to stabilize and repair the rift.[3] The rift is shrunken, meaning that the Giant Steel Spidershark of Doom (GSSoD) can't get to Greenland without flying there.
Respawn.[2] Grrgh! Gr! Nope.
Flee to another universe.
Flee to another universe. Create spawn point.Sacrificing your blade, [3+3] you are transported into another universe, where you promptly die and one of your heads is incorporated into some sort of monstrosity. Respawn?
Thinking quickly, I kill myself.[5] You go to Heaven. Is it fair to assume you don't want to respawn?
Point out to shark that demons taste good.[3] They're okay.
Weirdos.Will they be a [MOUNT_EXOTIC]
Anyways, the reason I hope to finish my Miracle soon is so that I can make a race of dragons before all the good ideas are taken.
So yourEladrinElves can ride them?
I hope the elf...Eladrin don't consider my Dragons to be evil.They.
Why? What's wrong with dragons?Weirdos.Ok, too many dragons. I'm gonna wipe out the other 2 races of dragons if you make a new one, then i shall take their souls and put them into human bodies and send them to hunt your dragons as a bunch of homicidal Dovahkiins.
Anyways, the reason I hope to finish my Miracle soon is so that I can make a race of dragons before all the good ideas are taken.
Did Derm kill me?No, just your corpse, if that makes sense.
Ideally not, but not the worst thing that could happen.Complete the trio. Bless the priest with the power of CHAOS.TURN HIM INTO A CHAOS SPAWN.
