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So gwg, tell me. WE are respawning at bottom of ocean yes? Is there any way to stop the respawner?

Um...you mean like get it to not have you respawn in it? Putting it on the bottom of the ocean works pretty well, as it turns out.

How come Xantalo's respawned? anyways...

steal the nearest soul in limbo and sacrifice it to create a new spawnpoint just outside the entrance to hell

[5] Holy carp that worked! ...But who said anything about Hell? ((There's probably at least a few people on the forum who aren't aware of the *spoilers*!))

UNLEASH LASER PAWNCH ON THE SOMETHINGS

[1] Your fists turn into lasers. Lasers travel as the speed of light. Your fists fly away at the speed of light. Your stumps are bleeding.

oh. Grab weapon. Refloat spawnpoint.

[2] You can't get it refloated. You'll need something...lighter.

This is pretty pathetic.

Agreed.

Respawn with Instant Gills Mutagen - currently sold in at least two states! Imbibe it before I drown.

[6] You sure do! You turn into a Tiktaalik rosae! It's kinda like a half-fish, half-amphibian thing...look it up, okay? I'm not sure if I can explain it that well without boring everyone.

Respawn on another island with a random item.

[4] You respawn on Easter with a kitschy Moai figurine.

Re-spawn as Connor from assassins creed. my hidden blade is my item

Sure. There's a slight de--um, thing problem going on right now, though...

Whoops, forgot about this.
Use nutcase as a boat. Use shotgun for propulsion. Head to land.

Glad you're back! Updates: The island was almost completely destroyed, Xantalos and some others dug a fotress underneath what was left, misko collapsed the roof creating a waterfall, Xantalos Dug Too Deep, Doomblade stuck a forgotten beast in the hole in the roof, and Persus turned pretty much everything important into a giant boat which sank. Did I miss anything important?

GM TURN:
The...things [6] turn the general area into a destroyed cratery place. Bright side, you can respawn on the ship now! There's no water there! Dark side, many of you now have to.

Let me know if you want to Abandon.

Something like 20-25 hours per week per household should work. Each family can have two people who work an hour a day each day to pay that off. More than that seems silly.

I assume some of the food from the communal farm would be used to feed the PC?

Quote from: NRDL on January 04, 2013, 04:33:02 am

For a group of people who named this god Donut, you're surprisingly logical.

I hate the name donut, so I'm being as logical as possible to rob the maniacs (lol irony) of their sick, demented thrills of having a crazy god named donut.

+1

Quote from: scapheap on January 04, 2013, 05:55:52 am

Quote from: Jbg97 on January 04, 2013, 05:53:23 am

Chaos and fire. Cause all the volcanos around the world that are nearby major cities to erupt.
Chaos and life. Create new animal, head of a goat, body of a komodo dragon, tail of a demon, forelimbs of man, hindlegs of a horse. Tell all these animals that are created to go and preach your word, all who worship you shall have their city restored to life after beinv decimated by the volcanos.

That sound like it would take a lot of mana. Not to mention against our actions we be doing(being nice).

We have followers, it's time to be a cruel god.

Not many, though. We need more!

I suggest we show this Maher our power by creating some kind of guardian. Oh, too bad, we didn't take Creation.

Improve Azula's boon, use Chaos to turn a big lump of rock or something into a statue, use Life to make it animate. Give the new golem some sort of ring motif. (Or torus, if you wanna get fancy.)

I suppose that's reasonable...however, I can't help but feel that this is more suited to the Gods of Justice and the Afterlife.

DERM THE COMMUNISTS! WITH A NUKE!

((Present))

"I told you we should have come up with a plan. Over and out."

Locate a spot in the foothills with concealment and a vantage point over the whole mining camp. Quietly.

Seems fair enough, GWG. I feel kind of uncomfortable about the whole -afterlife aid- thing though. The whole point of the system is for there to be a place where life is, above all, fair. If some villain gets to fudge the system because their god says so, that defeats the entire purpose.

And the same to you.
It just seems more logical to have the guy judging the dead to be a god of justice. And waddya know, we have one!

Quote from: Inithis on January 04, 2013, 12:42:42 am

Mmm, fair enough system; providing that any truly evil combatants (ex: killed for no reason, took great pleasure in the murder of innocents) is not given a pat on the back and an Valhalla cookie.

And, of course, if anyone tries to intrude on our afterlife...

We kick the crap out of them.

M'kay, that's 2/3 gods agreeing so far. GWG what do you think?

It's worth a shot, but I'd like to make an amendment.
The system can be changed at any time by the consent of a majority of the gods involved.
Oh, and why are the Chaotics reincarnated immediately? Justify that and I'll agree with it.

And morality shall be based on the human's perception of it; whether what they do is good for the humans around them and benefits them, or is intended to. We shall not be biased towards any god, ourselves or others.
The afterlife is fair; nothing more, nothing less.

I'm not sure if that is fair. A saint who never lives up to his own expectations would be worse off than a psychopath who doesn't see anything wrong with what he's doing. There needs to be a concrete set of rules which doesn't vary from person to person. That is fair.