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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« on: January 02, 2013, 04:15:10 pm »Continue digging.You're dead.
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Continue digging.You're dead.
Sure.change to a landsman, mesor want's to be captain of the guard, so I'll still need one of the normal characters, who will own land and do stuff with it.Shoot.I suppose I'm making a nobleman then?we can only have one baron.Anything stupid I missed?Spoiler: CS (click to show/hide)
...What do we still need, then?
Hit somebody with the shark anyways[6] You hit Xantalos, but get a hernia. Wait, didn't you already get one? What the heck does a hernia do to you, anyway?
Set fire to golems! Golems hate fire, right?[1] Sensible. You decide to light yourself on fire to scare the golems away! You fail to scare them off. Maybe 'cuz they aren't flammable?
Respawn.You have a hammer. [4] The shark golem is flattened, heated in Harry Baldman, and turned into a shark-themed sword. Still animate.
Make shark golem into sword.
To the hovel again. Enter carefully.Still no one there.
Respawn with shovel. Destroy the undead monstrosity that is the shark.[6] You completely obliterate the shark, the hovel, and in fact a large portion of the people on the island. Everyone who is playing, please check the OP, because I don't feel like listing the deaths.
Respawn wearing a cat-ears headband and bright orange clothing. With a kitten in my pocket. Boomerang kitten.[4] Kitten AND a boomerang.
Shoot.I suppose I'm making a nobleman then?we can only have one baron.Anything stupid I missed?Spoiler: CS (click to show/hide)