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Yes, we can stop the pyramid. I just did.

"Some of us have, no doubt."

>Stand up, challenge Blue 6 to a gentleman's duel for Dirg's hand in marriage!

...What did I miss?

Anyways:

Escape!

Look around for things other than the shrine. Unless the shrine is on an infinite featureless plane, of course, but that would be silly.

Defeat zombie shark using shovel.

[1] You are eaten by a zombie shark.

Make serum out clay and my own spit.

[6] A little clay cat is created!

Eh.
Begin digging straight down.

You get the shovel out of Doomblade's dead hands and [3] dig a little pit.

respawn with camera phone. Take pictures of island and send them to newspaper.

[2] The pictures are pretty blurry. Also, there's no wi-fi and you don't know their number.

Make zombie shark into sword.

[3] You sharpen the zombie shark's tail.

Confused. I end up having sex in alot of these RTDs. Regardless, uh, after, coitus, ask her how she feels about a relationship.

...
[1] "It was nice. Good-bye."

Grab the shark and use it to bludgeon Misko and girlfriend until they stop doing that in public.

They're probably going to stop now.

Stab Zombie Shark

[4] You stab the shark! What did you expect that to do?

Find forest or jungle. Start a fire. The kind that warms people up and doesn't burn down the forest, preferably.

There doesn't seem to be one on this island. Maybe start making a boat?

GM TURN:
The zombie shark [5+1v3] slaices ShadowDragon in half with its tail. Respawn?
The shark and cat golems [6,6v3] rip Vorthon to shreds. Respawn?
Out of the ship comes [5] the survivalist, leading his posse.

Stupid and male, judging by the name.

I fail to see how my solution isnt applicable. Name Generators for D&D NPCs will give you John Smith every so often, so yeah...

Oh, the solution can be. It just isn't always. Especially if the problem is something not explicitly mentioned, like naming conventions tend to be, and is then later not defined too well ("Fantasy" names are a wide umbrella...it includes John, Brom, Aragorn, Cloud...)