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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Sekmeth's howl
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:38:56 am »
"Aw, man, now Bliz is going to be complaining about not getting a flaregun all the way back..."

Follow the others back. When I'm in a nice, breathable atmosphere, switch which helmet I'm waering and which I'm balancing. Get partway through this task before realizing I left ore behind.

"...You're right, Bliz! Oh, my. I hope this isn't some dumb game where not picking everything up means you can't win..."

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Yes, we can stop the pyramid. I just did.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Neverending Adventure: Dungeon Crawling Time!
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:33:00 am »
Not that this will impact my purchasing choices, but what I meant about the tins question was if the tins to a tinning kit were finite or if I didn't have to buy a new one every 50-100 tins.

Heading to Ad Infinitum, Litt will purchase an old, white leather tome and bid the shopkeep good day.
Heading to the baazar, he will purchase a tinning kit and a skinning knife before politely saying adieu to the elves.
His coin is nearly spent; he has but 30 bits left. Silently cursing inflation, he heads to the Salves, Balms, and Bandages shops and starts talking with the shopkeeper there.

"Hello. How are you today?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Demon Hunters
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:23:40 am »
"Some of us have, no doubt."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are a sentient cereal box
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:20:22 am »
Um, do you mean to gas-giant sizes or brown-dwarf sizes?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:19:57 am »
>Stand up, challenge Blue 6 to a gentleman's duel for Dirg's hand in marriage!
...What did I miss?

Anyways:

Escape!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing: Not dead.
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:18:51 am »
Tell me piecewise, why do I keep failing these potency rolls?

Contemplate ways to kill people and people near enough to kill next turn or so. Don't kill them yet, they might be my allies. Also, wait for my pool to regenerate.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Wasteland
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:17:11 am »
Look around for things other than the shrine. Unless the shrine is on an infinite featureless plane, of course, but that would be silly.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Johnny's Totally Bogus Adventure!
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:15:53 am »
Random colors

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« on: January 02, 2013, 09:14:07 am »
Defeat zombie shark using shovel.
[1] You are eaten by a zombie shark.

Make serum out clay and my own spit.
[6] A little clay cat is created!

Eh.
Begin digging straight down.
You get the shovel out of Doomblade's dead hands and [3] dig a little pit.

respawn with camera phone. Take pictures of island and send them to newspaper.
[2] The pictures are pretty blurry. Also, there's no wi-fi and you don't know their number.

Make zombie shark into sword.
[3] You sharpen the zombie shark's tail.

Confused. I end up having sex in alot of these RTDs. Regardless, uh, after, coitus, ask her how she feels about a relationship.
...
[1] "It was nice. Good-bye."

Grab the shark and use it to bludgeon Misko and girlfriend until they stop doing that in public.
They're probably going to stop now.

Stab Zombie Shark
[4] You stab the shark! What did you expect that to do?

Find forest or jungle. Start a fire. The kind that warms people up and doesn't burn down the forest, preferably.
There doesn't seem to be one on this island. Maybe start making a boat?

GM TURN:
The zombie shark [5+1v3] slaices ShadowDragon in half with its tail. Respawn?
The shark and cat golems [6,6v3] rip Vorthon to shreds. Respawn?
Out of the ship comes [5] the survivalist, leading his posse.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Demon Hunters
« on: January 02, 2013, 12:36:41 am »
Sure sounds like it, guv'na!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Above user in a nutshell
« on: January 02, 2013, 12:36:13 am »
Stupid and male, judging by the name.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« on: January 02, 2013, 12:35:18 am »
Because I'm the devil of death, if a god dies do I get extra power??
What about immortal creatures?
Don't you get power when ANYTHING dies?
..Also, who were you thinking of killing?

And uh...stop bickering. It's annoying. Please make your own dreams.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 1002 bad GM Tips
« on: January 02, 2013, 12:33:42 am »
I fail to see how my solution isnt applicable. Name Generators for D&D NPCs will give you John Smith every so often, so yeah...
Oh, the solution can be. It just isn't always. Especially if the problem is something not explicitly mentioned, like naming conventions tend to be, and is then later not defined too well ("Fantasy" names are a wide umbrella...it includes John, Brom, Aragorn, Cloud...)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: 1002 bad GM Tips
« on: January 02, 2013, 12:18:18 am »
89. When people submit character sheets, request poorly-described changes before s/he can be approved, then fail to actually give approval when the changes are made.
this is usually solved by pre-reading the rules and/or the already approved sheets
I was thinking of an instance where the main problem was the names. The guideline given? "Fantasy names." I had actually used an Extreme Fantasy Name generator for the names. Yeah.

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