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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« on: January 01, 2013, 08:29:00 pm »
I'm sure they are, but find some other way to do that. Like, getting mortals to worship you because you cure disease.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« on: January 01, 2013, 08:27:48 pm »Why?Well now I need to think of a new afterlife thing.Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Songs of the Strawberry Trees - You are LEGION
« on: January 01, 2013, 08:27:21 pm »
Escape.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism V: No Derming/Furtakaing
« on: January 01, 2013, 08:26:22 pm »Try and get misko and the girl together.[6] They instantly start...um...engaging in coitus.
Respawn with a giant anchor on a chain. Use it as a flail to rekill the shark[4] Yup, you can move it. [6] You can hit the shark, but you also get a hernia. Also, the shark, being a zombie shark, is unaffected.
Respawn with hammer....
Make self into sword.
[2] Ow! That hurts.
Take his shovel.[2v5+1] His grip's too strong. Dang.
Go inland and start digging.
Go back, looka nd ask around for ammunition, staying at distance from zombies.Zombie. Singular.
Oh, and coitus prevents you from doing that.
Respawn with a Browning automatic rifle then find get Mafia guy to join me.[3] No ammo. [4] "Sure."
Try to make more serum out of clay and shark blood.[6] It spontaneously mutates into a shark...thingy...
GM TURN:
The zombie shark crawls to the knoll and [6] gets indigestion eating Persus. Respawn?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Five Second Night Creature
« on: January 01, 2013, 08:03:45 pm »
Best part? Contrary to popular belief, a 100% were'd fort doesn't fall.
Worst part? Jokes about your dwarves' "Time of Month." And useful migrants getting killed.
Worst part? Jokes about your dwarves' "Time of Month." And useful migrants getting killed.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: It's raining...what?
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:59:01 pm »If its rain then it wont be like normal beer and it will likely have a syndrome in it. Atleast if its vanilla. To be fair I cant remember what types of rains that where allowed in vanilla. I usually get pus, vomit or blood rains.Syndrome rains are entirely separate from other kinds of rains.
I think this happens normally in good biomes.Not in vanilla.
Alcohol rains don't happen in vanilla. They have to use the same code used for evil rains, causing the same unhappiness.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:57:39 pm »Wait, it wasn't obvious? I knew you were referencing Irregular Webcomic once I noticed the infinite featureless plane of death. I just never had a chance to link to it until now.Looks like someone discovered my inspiration for this most recent change.NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Songs of the Strawberry Trees - You are LEGION
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:55:51 pm »(Is this being railroaded?)No, the fact that there's been only one path to take the whole time is a coincidence and I've never made comments on how we're being railroaded.
Eat elflesh.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/INFINITE FEATURELESS PLAIN OF DEATH
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:49:38 pm »NOW it does.It doesn't. It says he is the ruler of Hell....Then why does his status say that he's the RULER of the plane?No, its just wwolin just was like, I'm claiming this and he hasn't backed it up at all.It's not the same plain?Wait.HEad Death is in charge. wwolin jus claimed an infinite featureless plain.
Wwolin is the current ruler of the Infinite Featureless Plain of Death...
When I get a chance, ask Wwolin for a better position.
Make a deal, Wwolin, Sir.
Slip plans for teleportation devices to a major corporation. They create an exact duplicate of the person at the other end, but trap the mind of the person in between dimensions. This is a fate worse than death. Then, um...what are Fates supposed to do?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Songs of the Strawberry Trees - You are LEGION
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:16:19 pm »Clearly, we need to scramble up the closest one's pant-leg. Clearly.Work up the nerve to do this.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:15:49 pm »Reassuring Sanity Creatures, of course.the sane?I'm pretty sure I can find what scares them. Even the Mad have something to run from.*poof* The personfications of every fear are now running around your armies ranks. The smell of pantshittery is now wafting from the battlefield.God of Chaos as well, the disorder doesn't affect them. God of Madness too, they do not feel fear, only hatred, anger, and bacon.
Dammit, beaten to it.
Maybe make them slaughter GWG's worshippers?Why? I only persecute actual criminals. Not gods of chaos. Heck, if the Horrifying Madness Creatures started killing people, I wouldn't punish the chaos god unless it was on his orders! The HMCs, perhaps, but not the god itself.
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DF Suggestions / Re: Hippos, the ultimate War Animal
« on: January 01, 2013, 07:08:26 pm »i've been mauled by rabbits beforeAre you an army of angry, armed, and armored goblins?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Semi-megabeasts having more influence, numbers and forming (usually small) civs.
« on: January 01, 2013, 06:03:05 pm »Big and Strong is an attribute.You act like the difference in intelligence means that the two groups can't interact. Counter-example: Scientists and politicians. Or, really, the general populace and either group. Don't get me started on how meaningless personality differences are in people working together when death is on the line...
Giants and Minotaurs do not share the same goals or personality. For one Giants are stupid and Minotaurs clearly are not.
And they don't have the same goals? Why do you say that? Neither wants to die, both want an easier life. Let the minotaur be the brains and the giant be the brawn.
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Also I meant dividing the Megabeasts with other megabeasts....??
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (Un)Holy Powers(OOC)
« on: January 01, 2013, 05:59:57 pm »Actually, Javier, you can die from direct attack from other Powers. If you go negative, you die. Game over. All of your stuff begins to fade away, as you disappear. I wouldn't recommend starting a War of the Gods just yet, though, GreatWyrm. Takes a lot of power from you, too. Aren't you a god of order? Shouldn't you be opposed on principle to the chaos god? Go mess with him. Leave the plague devil alone. He's gonna have enough problems once medicine is invented.Is the chaos god causing trouble? I'm not the kind of guy who attacks people because they're supposedly on a different side than I am.
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Which reminds me. Yeah, People will start inventing things, and you guys will have to keep up. Tech means gods aren't needed. Not that you've actually done anything really. Where are your clerics, after all?Working on it, but didn't my prophet cure some people?
I'll help.Not on my(and possibly GWG's) watch! I'll create an army of fearless warriors and fight your bullshit.Yes this world will be a festering orgy of Trickery and Pain.Nu-uh bitch. It's going to be a world of Chaos, Madness and Violence.
So it is two-three devils and a greater god of warPlus whatever each side can scrounge up in the meantime.
Vs
2 Greater gods
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DF Suggestions / Re: Semi-megabeasts having more influence, numbers and forming (usually small) civs.
« on: January 01, 2013, 05:54:40 pm »I really don't think Lumping Megabeasts and Semimegabeasts together is the way to do it....Where did I imply that the division between mega- and semimegabeasts would be eliminated?
If they do work together it is because they match up, but it shouldn't be included in the code.
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Giants team up with other giants if they feel they need to, but they have nothing in common with a Minotaur.This is wrong. Giants and minotaurs have plenty in common. They're big, strong, and probably hunted by adventurers. That's enough to open the door to a partnership.