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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 07:22:07 pm

Quick question, who was pushed above the wall?

I pushed you over the wall.

It says that you "struggled to push him over the wall..."
We're both 'him's, I believe.
It's always good to check.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 06:01:27 pm

Look, no shivving. That's probably illegal.
...Oh, right, Robama...
It also doesn't preserve American values of democracy like killing Robama before he can be President-For-Life does.

The mighty, beautiful shiv, symbol of ingenuity and survival in times of hardship, is a core part of True American Values, dontcha know? You are becoming what you have fought all along! Fight it, GWG, don't become the oppressor!

That's kinda stupid. Shivs are a symbol of prisons. You're implying that America is a big prison. Want a better example of US Ingenuity and Survival in Times of Hardship? The M1 Abrahms.

Anyways.

Use TARDIS to go to the future, get healed with future medicine, go back to right before Robama dodges, and place a long, sharp object in his path. Then run on a platform which explains the advantages of a time-travelling president, like being able to predict dangers before they happen.

"No, because you tole me absolutely nothing. If you had bothered to explain WHY I was supposed to give you the amulet, or at least gave me a reason to listen to you...but no. You had to be mysterious. I hope you've learned your lesson."

Hope for the best.

Respawn and reclaim my godly powers

[1] You're a cockroach again.

REBUILD HELL AS ICE CREAM WONDERLAND IN ORDER TO ATTRACT TOURISM

[6] Check. Their favorite topping? Your own pain. Oh, and now you're stuck in Hell.

Convince the demons to worship me and turn me into a godlike being once more. Say that I will be more effective at lobbying for their interests if they do so.

[1] They torture you more.

Possess Azathoth.

[3v4+4] Your demonic powers are stripped away, leaving an emaciated draconic husk.

Ascend. If Fellow anti-human is female, and attractive, ascend her too. Otherwise, just the one
ROOSEVELT, GREATISEST PRESIDENT, YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED TO SAVE US ALL. ALL LIFE WILL DISSAPEAR FOREVER IF YOU DON'T. NOW KILL OR SLOW AZATHOTH.
Guys, quickly, ascend before they come back! And keep Azatoth out.

[2+1] You and your girlfriend ascend to Inverse Devas.
[3] "Um...well, I do need to do SOMEthin', but what the hell can I do?"

Respawn as Wilford Brimley.
Kill everything with the powers of DIABEETUS.

[6] You respawn as someone with contagious diabeetus. [6] Everything except Azathoth has been killed. Respawn, y'all?

...Which renders everyone elses' actions moot.

GM TURN:
Azathoth and the Snarl tussle. [1+4v2+2+3] The Snarl consumes most of Azathoth's power, [3+4] then Heaven. Oh dead. I mean dear.
This leaves Hell, which you keep respawning in, ending this chapter.

...
Why do I bother?

Not dead, just left to gather more suggestions and then forgotten about for a couple days.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 03:31:42 pm

Well, as it so happens, your plan requires a revolution as well as getting someone into the Presidency. And it also gives a very, very powerful terrorist organization prime blackmail material on us. I't not perfect, but it's a heck of a lot better than your idea.
And no, your claim is wrong. There's at least 10% of people swayed one way or the other each election, plus the people who actually vote independent. I'm a bit insulted at your implying I don't exist.

What if we work to combine the third parties?  It would be difficult, but if Bay 12 can create all the science it does, we may have a slim chance.

Um, no. That estimate of 10% includes people who don't think 3rd-party candidates have a chance to succeed, and anyways lots of 3rd parties are as different as Republicnas and Democrats.