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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 04:49:09 pm

See, "quid pro quo" typically implies that your argument makes sense.

Actually, no. So I have to agree with misko on this one.

The argument of summoning an entire species doesn't make any sense, though.
1. You can summon an entire species. Just summon every member of that species.
2. No one was talking about summoning species.
There has to be sense for an exchange to be equal. Otherwise, the best analogy is sying that 0/0=5.

Respawn as a dancing pickle. Summon the Emperor of Mankind, at full power.

[1] You are a shoggoth. [5] "What?"

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth. Enlist aid of Kronos if necessary. Hole up in Heaven or Hell, whichever's more fun and doesn't contain YHWH or Ahura Mazda.

Both of them are in Heaven, so you [4] hop in Hell and seal all portals out! Effectively trapping yourself in a dimension with every demon and then some! Genius! ...Oh, wait. Nice thing about Hell is, you respawn automatically. Not-so-nice-thing, you're still in Hell.

ESTABLISH CHAIN OF ICE CREAM RESTAURANTS

[4] Among the crabmen not fleeing in terror from the impending doom, ice cream is quite popular.

Eat Elder Gods and absorb their power.

[1v5+3] You are eaten by some gods. Respawn?

Seal any unsealed Snarls.

[2] Thankfully, there was just the one.

Be 16, search for attractive anti-human. Someone must carry on religion when I inevitably die. And then go somewhere else.

[5] You find the only other antihuman in the universe. The two of you run away, into [6] Heaven. Oh, right, the gods.

Commune with the gods and convince them to create more realms and sentient to repair the damage caused by Azathoth and create more beings to battle his destruction

[5v3+3] Not now, kid!
(That's the best "All Gods at Once" voice I could think of.)

Spread the word of my lord and master, Azathoth. Since he's mindless, that just means spreading insanity.

[5] Many crabmen go mad.

Go to Hell.

[1] You open a portal and go to Heaven.

Stop lurra and mobius from being cut off.

Lurra's gone, in Vorthon's stomach and in Azathoth's, but [3] Mobius has a link to Heaven now.

GM TURN:
Azathoth [6] eats everything in the system. Including the gate, releasing the Snarl. Respawn, y'all?
The gods look at each other, [5+3] flee, and leave a confused Theodore Roosevelt alongside the respawners as the only life in the universe.

I'm not a robot, though. And that logic makes no sense...
Ah, I see, you're just being stupid.

>Remember present orders/production instructions provide by higher AI's/Overseerers.
>Query other mining programs about memory usages.

>Initiate +1 Fail to notice update.

>Mine

Well, not much can stop it except sheer mass. The Earth's athmosphere is 1 kg/cm^2, so even to get half of the protection (Which would be equivalent to being at 5000m high on earth, so livable), you'd need 5m of waters all around your station. Not going to work.

Why not? All you need is lots of water.

Hold on...planning...10-meter-deep hydroponics tanks...how fast does a half-kilometer-diameter disk need to spin to give 1 G of gravity about 2/3 of the way out?

whatabout food? isint the current plan for a mars ship to have people live within their stacks of food?

Maybe, but I think that hydroponics would work better.

WWUD if He evolved beyond the dwarf he was the minute before. Little by little advancing further with each tile, because that's how a pickaxe works! (?)

That's...that's not how evolution works...

WWUD if Minors could be Miners?

As Urist is a miner, nothing. The children would take all his work.

What would Urist do if he was a spider? Not a GCS, or even a CS, just an S?

...How am I a robot with power, and how would that make me hypocritical?

Also locate other systems connected to the same network as us.