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Elven sieges work like ambushes.
Kobold ambushes can be remembered as sieges if you had a dozen dwarves, no defenses, and repair from a necromancer siege to deal with when they came and handily slaughtered your dwarves...

Have you never watched Temple of Doom, GM? For shame.

I have, but not for a while. Why?

Grab amulet. Stand up.

An overshot-summoned TR will kill us all.

Quite possibly.

Nuzzle Hades affectionately!  Do his bidding.

Aw, puppy loves poppy! Yes he does!
...!
(It's kinda a rule that Ares has to end his sentences with exclamation marks!)

Free resistance with a spaceship.

[2] What spaceship?

Enlist aid of fellow prisoners and lead massive prison riot. Take over prison and use it as base of operations.

[4] You start a prison riot, uniting forces with the Resistance and misko27. The prison is taken over!

Eat more souls.

[4] Many more demons devoured. Oh, look, mortals have taken over that prison! Thoughts?

Start nomming on Lurra.

...[5] You swallow Lurra whole. You monster. At least there is only one PC on Lurra.

Escape using Ice Magic.
Be 12.

No point in escaping now; these guys realize your potential. They help you [1+1] not unage.

GREAT SUCCESS
Shock the ball open.

[5] The ball explodes. You are on...[1]...see Vorthon's turn. Respawn? Unassisted, of course, the gods are busy.

Summon Kalimah, Jeebus, and Theodore Roosevelt.

[5-1] Now I need to look up Kalimah. Jeebus is just what Homer called Jesus once, right?
...Okay, "The Six Kalimahs (from Arabic: كلمة‎, kalimah, "word") are recorded in various books of knowledge, and are recited (and memorized) by Muslims across the globe."
...
Kalimah!
Hey, Da-D'oh!
"...What's going on? Why do I feel better? I never did get that news about the war..."
You Americans won about five months after you died!
"I just missed it..."
Don't worry, you went to war with the Panzer pansies in '45! And again in 2020!"
"Wait, when is th--wait, I'm dead?"
Took you long enough...
(Has anyone else seen Vishnu this snarky?)

GM TURN:
Divine factions: YHWH+Jeebus+Kalimah vs. Ares+Vishnu+Ouroboros+Hades. Rolls: [2+3+1v2+3+3] Despite reinforcements, YHWH is defeated. As Kalimah put it, Kali...kalimah.
(I'm probably making some people VERY offended...)
The demons evacuate Pandesmonium, where two major threats to their lives and limbs are arising. [6] They try to destroy the planet, but instead create a Snarl, who naturally eats everything except the PCs.

Ninja:

Summon Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu

Link/explain them and don't ninja me next time.

If I were to ballpark it, I'd say this was near your limit. You are making extreme modifications to these people, and most of them (wings, high-tech equipment, spells) have nothing to do with your domains.

Yeah. I'm probably retreating for a little while and having the Eladrin carry out my will...maybe leave off the wings...
By the way, would it be cheaper to just make Eladrin or other angels than to turn people into them?

Suddenly necromancers no longer need to have cleric buddies.

A suggestion for a new unit: Mindmaster. Expensive, frail, no attacks...but he can control enemy units.

No idea how to make it balanced. Maybe a chance to resist? Or a Resistance stat, and the Mindmaster's HP need to be bigger than the unit's Resistance to control them? Heck, Mana Resistance could be useful for all sorts of stuff...

Polymerization? Fusion? Combination?

Oh, you mean a MAGIC word...
Try making up new ones! What could possibly go wrong?

"...Damn demons, always give me the chills."

Head out the sewer exit. Hope the people on the other side are more friendly than this guy who I got a five for when looking for someone "tolerant" and nevertheless attacked me.