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Incarnate. Create a school of magic teaching people to tap into the leftover divine energy from the fall of the old gods (AKA us)

[4] You have a physical form in the mortal realm. [3] School created, people learn, but there's not a lot of leftover power...That doesn't sound right...

Suggest joining forces to Harry.
Try to procure starships.

Suggested. [5] You and some guards find a Daemonic Dreadnought, a massive ship large and complex enough that it would require hundreds of crew if it wasn't for the fact that it had some impressive DAI. And someone left the keys in!

Summon Ouranous, the original douchebag of Greek mythology. Also called Uranus.

[1] You summon Ouroboros. What'ssss up?

In that case, become older, preferably a few years. Maybe settle at 10 this time. And continue studies of ice magic and other applicable fields, not annoying demon overlords further.

[1] You regress to your toddler years, although your mind isn't affected. The demons don't have any magic textbooks that they let their Messianic toddler prisoner read, which is a phrase you don't hear too often, [6-1] but you make great progress in learning magic.

Eat the souls of all demons on Pandesmonium except mine.

[3v4+1] You eat mostly the Filth Demons, Goblins, and other minions. Well, better luck next time.

Learn more about my dad.

He was smart and powerful and kind and--
He isss a god who doessn't know how to tell hiss own ssson that he'ss hisss father.I have two headsss, you know. Sstrangling one doessn't hel-chk!

Evolve into Cerebus.  Or Kerebos, since we have other Greek gods busting out.

[6] You do. Hades shows up. Anyone seen--there he is! Who's a good boy? You're a good boy!
Um, you don't want to--
Just because YOU don't want a pet doesn't mean you have to rag on those of us who do!

Join up with Doomblade's army and go kill a few more Greater Demon Kings. Make sure Tavik Toth gets first crack at loot for totally bangin' idea.

You fly the Dreadnought to Pandesmonium. [1] And then the DAI realizes you're not demons, and crashes.

Have my army join Baldman's to help hunt down demon kings. Also, try to tap into the power of the old gods (us when we weren't mortal) to aid in our mission.

[2-1,1] There's no Power of the Old Gods here, just resentment of the new. You get the whole Resistance captured and sent to prison on Pandesmonium. [6] In the same cell as both a little antihuman magician and a Persean Devil criminal.

Become the grand summoner. The grandest.

[1] You become the Grand Summonee. You are: Pikachu! And currently trapped in a small, red-and-white ball.

GM TURN:
...You! You all did this to me!
What a shocker, YHWH coming up with an answer that blames everyone else and makes US the bad guys for his mistakes...
Shut up!
[3+3v2+3+3] YHWH is defeated by Ares, Hades, Ouroboros, and Vishnu.
The demons start remodeling Heaven.

Really, blue is water? 

Anyways...


Ninja'd by a reserve...how annoying.

...Which? Here or Pokemon?

"Yeah, I'm game...just pointing out though, that's not how evolution works."

Just to point out about the flying bit: That actually is a great protection against electricity. Unless he's really positively charged, the lightning would "rather" curve down to the ground, especially because of the greater amount of air between you and he than you and the ground.

You know how Flying is weak to Electricity and Ground is immune to it? It should be the other way around. Shall we contact Nintendo?

Let me put it this way. If you do something that would take more worship than you have, nothing happens. You lose a small amount of worship from wasted efforts, but you can only go negative from being attacked. If you have 0...sleepy time. You can't do SHIT for the next turn. Your angel can. A little. But not much; no real guiding force from you beyond your celestial dreams.

Well, I'd rather not waste my time. Is the creation of lesser gods such a secret that the greater gods aren't even quite sure how much  energy it costs?

I, Cupiditas(I like it, it just tricky to spell and with you writing it every turn...)will subvert some nearby humans with dreams of lusts.

...By "subvert," you just mean "convert," right? No unwilling descent to depravity?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 30, 2012, 11:12:04 am

No experimenting with how weird shapeshifting is until the guy we're trying to convince we're normal is gone!

That's what the 'ask for clothing' part is. Everything that comes after that is assuming he leaves the room.

Ah, missed that implied bit.

Old Irish/Celtic/Germainic names. Gotcha. Once I figure out some/find an appropriate generator online I'll add some names.